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e, honestly, I actually had Ms. Miller for PE, and she was such a sweetheart. By the way, we used to call Majić "the fly swatter" back in the day 🤣

I can't quite picture your class, though I feel like I've already met every single seventh grader in existence 🤔

man, we really turned this thread into a private party, didn't we? 😬

Ponor said:so I just dyed it black and he didn't even notice

🙂
poor souls

Congress said:Glass, huh? Why does everything have to become some sacred sacrament in the punk scene?

Did it ever occur to you that we might actually, genuinely love that band? 🙄

Susan Clark10 said:Hey, what does the phrase 'in a flash' actually mean? There's this one song with that title I've been listening to for years and I still haven't quite figured it out...

"Zarathustra" and "Megapunk" aren't punk, but the goblin, man! Now that is pure, unadulterated anarcho-activism...👍

🙂

Sorry, I just happen to love Idiot. 🙂

The top three things I've learned from fifteen years of listening to music:

1. A song is never "too fast"
2. The bass is never "too loud"
3. Nothing is ever "too pop"

Kevin Chavez3 said:Here are my top 3 takeaways after 15 years of being a music fanatic:

1. A song is never actually "too fast."
2. The bass is never "too loud."
3. Nothing is ever "too pop."

🙏 🙏 🙏
🙂

Kevin Chavez3 said:"Zaratusta" and "Megapunk" aren't punk, but Goblins, man! That's pure anarcho-chaos right there!" 👍

Hmm, you totally took my previous quote out of context... what does one have to do with the other? And where exactly did I claim that Goblins were more punk than that Idiot? 🙂

My top 5 wishes for 2006:

1. For Bonzo to get healthy so he doesn't have to deal with radiation treatment
2. To actually make it to a Bauhaus concert
3. To land a fellowship for grad school
4. To finally track down a roll of heavy-duty photo paper, like a meter and a half long
5. To have the backbone to tell D. to get lost next time he calls, and to finally stop crying over people once and for all

Susan Clark10 said:My top 5 wishes for 2006:

That everyone I can't stand just drops dead.

Alex Rogers91 said:I hope everyone I hate dies

Nah—I'd much rather they suffer. Like the saying goes: better a terrible end than endless misery.🤔

Here are a few tracks that have absolutely nothing in common, yet somehow always fit perfectly together:
The Sabres of Paradise - Wilmot.
2. The Prodigy - Voodoo People
3. Aphex Twin - Heliosphan
4. LFO - Demon Riddim
5. Underworld - Dark Long Dark Train
6. Massive Attack - Risingson
7. Massive Attack - Karmacoma
8. dälek - spiritual healing
9. Pan American - Code
10. Joy Division - She's Lost Control
...and plenty more besides.

Susan Clark10 said:My top 5 wishes for 2006:

1. That I never have to deal with a damn slut ever again in this new year
2. That being a total slut gets banned by law—and actually prosecuted in court, too
3. That every single book containing the word "slut" just spontaneously combusted
4. That Josip finds some actual love and stays healthy, I guess
5. That Alex Rogers91 finally joins the Jehovah's Witnesses

Michael Newman50 I suppose they said:I suppose I might resolve to never frequent a dive bar again in this new year.
I suppose there's a case to be made for making such actions illegal and subject to prosecution in court.
I suppose I wouldn't mind if every book containing that specific word just spontaneously combusted.
I suppose I should wish Josip Katalinic nothing but happiness in his love life and good health.
I suppose it's possible that Alex Rogers91 might end up joining the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Good grief... 😬 Be careful what you wish for; there's always a chance that life might actually grant it to you. 😬 I suppose I should wish you luck with the new app. 🙂

Here are my wishlists:
I suppose there might be some merit to passing a law that bans any lectures from taking place before 11:00 AM.
I suppose I'm hoping for a healthy lineup of great concerts.
I suppose there is a certain melancholy in the idea that dolphins might one day vanish from this world entirely.
I suppose I'd just want a bit more privacy in my life.
Perhaps I should just continue being happy.
If I could add one little extra request, I suppose it would be to secure a spot for the summer session. That would probably be ideal, if possible.

I suppose one has to wonder who exactly is expected to make those wishes come true. 😁

Top 3 takeaways from the rave

3. That one guy at the gay bar in West Hollywood 🙏—honestly, everyone there was just eyeing his assets
2. Harrigan acting like a total party animal in the kitchen :Smajlikojipartijanerskimaserukama:
1. That vibe at the club felt just like a high-end luxury smiley 👋 👋 👋

Top 5 random highlights from yesterday's drunken chaos:

1. Two guys we met by the buffet—one had mayo smeared on his nose, while the other had pasta stuck to his neck and two massive mayo stains plastered all over his shirt. 🤣

2. Some guy I’ve never seen in my life looked at me and my friend and goes, "I know your type. You're just two goth girls from the swamp." 😱 🙂 🙂 *Meanwhile, my friend is in full goth mode, practically in a trance, leaning over the railing and singing along to Type O Negative blasting through the speakers.* 😍

3. Seeing people attempt to waltz to punk music. 🙂

4. This dude who cornered us at 6:00 AM right in the middle of Times Square—standing there in nothing but a T-shirt, completely clueless about how to get home. 🙏 🙏

5. My sister called from Chicago to tell me they've spent the entire day listening to their neighbor throwing up. 🤣

Weekly audio scrobbling, ladies:

1 x 45
1 The Humpers 45
3 The Germs 29
4 16 Horsepower 26
5 Bastro 25
5 They Might Be Giants 25
5 Killing Joke 25
5 Videosex 25
9 Bullet Lavolta 22
9 Spoon 22

*Elvis Presley* said:1. pass a law banning any lectures from starting before 11:00 AM

Honestly, if I had this, I wouldn't need anything else in life.🙂

*Elvis Presley* said:3. Let dolphins vanish from this world

I mean, what did those poor dolphins ever do to you? 😕

miss l on the road said:What did those poor dolphins ever do to you? 😕

Yeah, that part tripped me up a bit too—honestly, I’m not even sure I want the full story.😁

But whatever, why am I even chiming in? I literally wrote my thesis based on pieces of dead dolphins. 😳

vividcanyon2 said:I honestly don't even know why I'm chiming in here. My thesis was literally about pieces of dead dolphins. 😳

That's harsh. Honestly, it would have been better if you'd just kept quiet. 🙂

The absolute #1 job posting I stumbled upon today!

Orange, you think you could find me a job? 😬

🤣

I happened to stumble upon these two job listings today, and they really caught my eye:
1. A receptionist position at a local luxury spa and wellness center.
Honestly, this might just be the perfect role for me, since I haven’t quite mastered saying, "The mud baths are absolutely fantastic this season, you really should try them!"
2. "Residential and commercial propane tank delivery services."

Oh, this one is also great:

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you need an erotic photoshoot while wearing a mask and wig, I guarantee total discretion" 😬

Susan Clark10 said:Oh, this one’s a classic:

"Ladies, looking for a location for erotic shoots—mask and wig provided—absolute discretion guaranteed." 😬

🤣 🤣

Susan Clark10 said:Brutal. Honestly, you should have just kept your mouth shut.🙂

What?😕 I didn't kill them myself!😲 They were already there!! By the time I showed up, they'd already been processed—chopped up and dumped into test tubes filled with alcohol. Well, except for one. That one was still frozen solid, so they handed me a knife, pointed me toward the sink, and told me to cut off whatever pieces I needed.😬 Once they saw how naturally I was handling it, they actually asked if I could whip up a few slices for them too.😈

Anyway, this was all happening at the local vet clinic, not my college lab. And let me tell you, the craziest scene ever: I walk into the anatomy lab—this room totally covered in white tiles—and there’s a dead horse lying on its back on the floor with half its hide ripped off. Everyone is decked out in white scrubs, masks, and caps, holding bloody poultry and knives. One person is aiming a high-intensity lamp at the horse, while an assistant is standing on a metal autopsy table snapping photos.😲 😬 I had to step outside because the formaldehyde fumes were making my eyes sting like crazy.