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vividcanyon2, please, let's skip the graphic details! 😢

My top 5 Lush soaps: 🙂

1. Sea Vegetable
2. Karma
3. Sandstone
4. Milky Bar
5. Honey I Washed the Kids

In my opinion, the greatest advertisement ever published was that one in the New York Post looking for students to destroy books, paying by the ton. BY THE TON. Seriously.

miss l on the road said:vividcanyon2 please, stop with all the details 😢

What's wrong with it? 😈

miss l on the road said:Top 5 Lush soaps: 🙂

A friend and I were looking at some anti-static, volume, shine, whatever—we finally open the bottle and the shampoo smells like freaking beer 😬

I bet that stuff would be a massive hit with half the guys out there 😁

Ever since the forum started auto-censoring certain words into five stars of mayonnaise 😕 🙂

What, seriously? Since forever. 😢

Good grief, stop inserting those damn slashes mid-sentence! 😲

AHA!!!!!! 🙂

And I could bet anything that I’ve successfully dropped the F-bomb on this forum more than a few times before 🤔

Not gonna happen!

... Well, I finally figured it out 😁 f**k ing hell

stormywolf39 said:............ look, I finally figured my shit out 😁 f*cking hell

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

😁

vividcanyon2 said:A buddy and I were looking at this anti-frizz, volumizing, high-shine, whatever shampoo, and we finally crack it open only to realize the damn thing smells like a brewery... 😬

I bet half the guys out there would actually love it though... 😁
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So, I picked up some Schwarzkopf (or whatever the hell it was called) anti-frizz stuff on sale at Metro. I didn't even bother checking the label... then one day I finally open it and see "hop-based formula." 😍

Miiiiceeek! 👋 That's my kind of brew... 😬
If it's in the bottle, it's on my head.

Honestly, my grandmother used to swear by washing her hair with beer all the time. It was one of those old-school, time-tested home remedies passed down through generations, you know?

So, I'm actually thinking about giving 🤔
a shot.

The absolute best parts about visiting the dentist:

1. That moment when they pull a tooth and you hear that unmistakable *crunch*—it’s a sound you just can't replicate anywhere else.
2. When they have to break down a tooth (they actually just did this to me! It was honestly kind of 🙂 )
3. When they hit you with the local anesthetic and everything finally goes numb.😍

The worst parts about going to the dentist:

1. Having to get 😠 fixed.

miss l on the road said:What did those poor dolphins ever do to you? 😕

Personally, they are my least favorite creatures on the planet. That’s all I have to say about that.

@ bobe, naras... I’ve been putting off my dentist appointment for what feels like an eternity... and yet here you are, talking so openly about poking around inside people's mouths... it’s honestly a bit unsettling... I feel like that should probably be a taboo subject... 😬 (My teeth are kind of like this smiley face, actually... roughly every third one is a lost cause... 😬 )

Nicholas Perez33 said:The best parts about going to the dentist:

1. When they pull a tooth and you hear that unmistakable cracking sound you just can't replicate elsewhere.
2. When they break a tooth down (that's what happened to me today. It was awesome 🙂).
3. When they hit you with the anesthetic and everything goes numb. 😍

The worst parts about going to the dentist:

1. Getting a filling 😠

Look, Milo, you have no idea what it's like when Baso has to perform a root canal.😈 😬

Good grief, getting a root canal is just as awful. I think I’ve actually managed to suppress the memory of it entirely 😱 🙂

The only legal trouble I’ve ever had involving a dentist was visiting my ex—she was a young, gorgeous dentist. It was a beautiful, sunny day, and the second I walked through the office doors, "The first to fall" started blasting over the radio. 😍 😍 😍

Then she started drilling, and everything just went to hell ... .

The absolute best thing that can happen to you on a Wednesday morning. Some guy breaks into your car but doesn't steal a single thing—he doesn't touch your belongings, he doesn't mess with the lock, and he leaves the radio right where it was. Instead, he just decides to snap your steering wheel in half. 😢

*Immortal* said:I've been putting off my dentist appointments for decades.....
That ought to be the real taboo topic... 😬 (My teeth are basically like this emoji... roughly one out of every three is a disaster... 😬 )

Same here. 😬 👍
Long live our decaying teeth!

Top 1 absolute moronic move today:

My boss was actually sweet enough to let me head out early so I could focus on finishing my term paper in peace—I'm feeling pretty under the weather today, and honestly, I can get way more done from my couch anyway. But then... I went and left my entire outline for the presentation—slides, images, all my key talking points—sitting right there ON THE OFFICE DESK!!!!!!!! 🙂 So, that's how it goes...rac From a little lamb to my smooth-as-silk PowerPoint presentation. 🙂

Thanks, stormywolf39. 😍 Without you, my favorite "body parts/sheep" combo wouldn't even be possible. 😬

Sure, you can skip the italics: hell. 🙂