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Bananas are basically top-tier food too, I guess.

Basil said:Oh, so you think you're so clever, you ignorant lot!
You can eat mayonnaise with absolutely anything! 🙂

I am transcribing this from the Washington Post article "chocolate - step by step":

Chocolate Walnut Squares

Ingredients for 24 squares:

5 oz margarine
5.3 oz dark baking chocolate, chopped into pieces
16 oz powdered sugar
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
7 oz all-purpose flour
2.6 oz cake flour
1.8 oz cocoa powder
8 oz mayonnaise at room temperature

For the chocolate glaze:
4.4 oz dark chocolate, chopped into pieces
1.4 oz frosting margarine
24 walnut halves
1 tbsp powdered sugar

(...)Sift the flour and cocoa into a large bowl and create a well in the center. Add the mayonnaise and one-third of the pre-prepared chocolate mixture. Mix until smooth. Gradually fold in the remaining chocolate mixture.(...)

😁

Must be nice for you guys. I couldn't even get a taste because it was off-limits for adults back then....

Luckily

Smuk and Salaso would probably say, "Look at him, he still smells like baby formula."😁

dmj said:The absolute best toppings for pancakes:

Everything savory—think mushroom blends, melted cheese, ham, even that cheap deli spread... whether you sautéed it or just tossed it in there.
2. Lemon juice plus just a tiny, tiny bit of sugar.
3. A sweet cheese and cream filling—just make sure you bake it in the oven first.

Whole wheat pancakes topped with honey—pretty damn good. Fancy. Exactly like that. New Age. Just another buzzword for people looking for a shortcut to enlightenment without doing any of the actual work. It’s all crystals, sage, and expensive retreats that promise "alignment" while draining your bank account. It’s the spiritual version of buying a luxury car thinking it'll actually make you a better driver. Real growth isn't found in a scented candle; it's found in the grit of daily life. 🙂
2. Classic chocolate versions (but when a girl from a small town makes them herself...) 🙂 And eventually. 🙂 )
3. Savory snacks at Bob's for birthdays🙂

gentlepuma20 said:🙂
some people actually claim Muukie tastes just like chocolate milk. Rolls Royce

Throw them in the water, throw them in the boiling water! 😈

What even happened to Muukie? 😢

Mr. Wrong said:Reminded me—here's the #1 best pick-up line for hookups:
1. Hey girl, you down for something quick? (while gesturing toward the crotch) (c) absolute classic from a small town

Hahaha, I can totally see him doing that 🤣

oh look, another member from the oncology department 😁

Muuki was absolutely disgusting. 😬

Anyway. Pancakes:
1. Nutella
2. Baked cheese
3. Walnuts and Nutella

Pancakes, anyone?

1. ground beef, salsa, breaded zucchini, baked
2. ribs, sour cream, gorgonzola, baked

gentlepuma20 said:ugh, great, another member from the oncology ward 😁

What kind of oncology are we even talking about? 😲

The ultimate spread ranking 😁
1. Nutella
2. Kinder
3. Generic brands

Nutella, fuck off.

Carol Jackson45 said:What kind of oncology are we even talking about here—I guess it depends? 😲

Maybe you could try reading the thread first before jumping in? Just a thought—I guess. 🙄 😁

Carol Jackson45 said:My ultimate chocolate spread rankings 😁
1. Classic American fudge
2. Nutella 2nd Kinder
3. Nutella

Forget Nutella. Seriously.

🙏 🙏 🙏

my top 5 smiley faces
1. 😍
2. 😬
3. 🙏
4. 🤣
5. 🙂

gentlepuma20 said:Maybe try actually reading the thread before chiming in? 🙄 😁

I did. Still don't see how I have anything to do with oncology. What am I missing here?🙂

So, I think Ankijo mentioned there were some carcinogenic ingredients in Mickey, which is why they pulled it from the shelves.

Honestly, I feel like all you guys playing around with pancake recipes aren't exactly being upfront about your sexuality😬

Come out of the closet and step into the light...

@Carol Jackson45/">@@Carol Jackson45: Mickey was just acting shy because of those supposed carcinogens or something. Oncology, look it up! Hyundai gets 🙄

edit: screw you, gentlepuma20. I refreshed this thread before you even showed up and there wasn't a single reply, then you just shamelessly barge right in

Man, I am seriously craving some buffalo wings right now...
Just figured I'd let everyone know what's on my mind if anyone was wondering what I'm hungry for...

I'm starving, honestly.

I remember seeing some weird glowing stuff inside a Mickey 😈, though I think it was just fruit yogurt
. As for this latest mess with the carcinogens... can't say I recall that one...

Explanation: fruit yogurt is easily the most unforgivable culinary crime out there, yet people somehow still enjoy it for reasons unknown to man.

Honestly, my hatred for it runs so deep that I’m basically ready to label anyone who eats it as mentally unfit. That includes a few of my own family members, but hey, it is what it is.

I’ve got this massive cockroach living under my bathroom sink. I actually named him Loša.

Alex Rogers91 said:I've got a cockroach living under my sink. His name is Loša.

Is Loša carcinogenic?

David Sullivan4 said:is bad stuff carcinogenic?

Could be radioactive for all I know.😁

Here’s what Nellie would say: He isn’t radioactive, he’s just a little bit radioactive.

What is this nonsense even about?! The sheer lack of common sense among American women tonight is honestly alarming, damn it...