Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Alex Rogers91 said:What the hell?! Don't you dare touch my Jag! 🙂

I’m just saying, if you let me catch even a whiff of that Jaguar, I’ll be out cold—just like Snow White after the poisoned apple, or Sleeping Beauty after she ran into that spinning wheel... 😁

Sandra Chase16 said:I’m just saying, if you let me catch a whiff of a juniper berry, I’ll pass out instantly—just like Snow White after that apple, or Sleeping Beauty hitting the spindle... 😁

I’d probably add whiskey and brandy to the mix. Jack Daniel's, vodka, whatever... take one sniff, go throw up like a horse, and then I'm ready to drink. Maybe a few more rounds of vomiting along the way. I'm old school. Stick to beer and wine when my stomach is being sensitive.

Honestly, whenever I catch a whiff of Jack, I know I’ve finally made it... 🙂

My top 3 dreams from the last three months:

1. That one where I slept way past Sleepy Hollow and dreamed I was having a blast down there with Buddy and Attached
2. The one where I was commuting by train from Indianapolis to work, dreaming I was actually heading to the coast (waking up was pure misery)
3. The one where I met Alex Rogers91 and just couldn't stop laughing at his glasses

Kevin Chavez3 said:My top 3 dreams from the last three months:

1. That one where I slept way past Sleepy Hollow and dreamed I was having a blast down there with Buddy and Attached

Yeah, and then there's the one where we finally track you down after searching for thirty minutes, only for you to look us dead in the eye and say, "I've been right here with you guys, we were just messing with you the whole time"...😵

Alex Rogers91 said:When I saw that roster from the Grand Canyon last night, I actually felt a little relieved. At least now nobody can just show up uninvited and act like they belong.

I mean, what else would they say? "Hey, let me help you move so I can hang out with my favorite coworker"? Yeah, right.

coastalpanther11 said:What would you have said if you actually showed up to help move a dear colleague?

He probably would have, but I assume he was stuck in <macho mode> while typing this.

Roger Allen3 said:4. colored vodkas

I’m done with that stuff—won't touch it even if it was free. I have never experienced a hangover quite like that one, before or since.🙂 🙂

vividcanyon2 said:I am officially done with drinking anything at all. I have honestly never experienced a hangover quite like this one, before or since.🙂 🙂

But hey, it does have its charms! When you're feeling down and just want to indulge, some flavored vodka is actually the perfect fix. Sure, you’ll definitely regret it the next morning, but in the moment? I feel incredibly inspired. Probably just all that chemistry at work!😬

Roger Allen3 said:but at the exact moment I'm consuming it, I feel especially inspired by all that chemistry😬

Trust me, you really don't want to cross my path when I'm in one of those "inspired" moods.🙂

Sandra Chase16 said:You really don't want to cross my path when inspiration strikes.🙂

Right?! It's basically spiritual cleansing in its purest form. Honestly, hugging a toilet is one of the most ancient skills known to man.😉

My top 3 lucid dreams

1. In one of my frequent apocalyptic nightmares—something straight out of a zombie flick where everyone's turning and spreading the infection—it turns out a half-human, half-alien platypus was the culprit (I am being dead serious 😬). The second I realized I was dreaming, I just froze the frame and strolled through my dream world while everything else stayed perfectly still
. 2. During a particularly boring dream, I caught on to what was happening and "ordered" everyone there to sing "Wild Thing" by The Troggs. They were such obedient dogs 😬
. 3. This was the absolute peak of my lack of imagination. During yet another apocalypse dream, I realized I was dreaming and decided I wanted to... fly. *SO TIRED*. So, I just spent the rest of the dream flying around...
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Example: Wild Thing - The Troggs
😍

Roger Allen3 said:the second I realized I was lucid dreaming, I just froze the frame and started wandering around

... and touching girls' breasts. ADMIT IT. 😁

Kevin Chavez3 said:... and he was definitely groping girls. ADMIT IT. 😁

I'm just not quite that bright 😍

Sandra Chase16 said:I'm telling you, if you let me catch even a whiff of some high-grade weed, I’ll be out like a light—just like Snow White after that apple or Sleeping Beauty hitting the hay after meeting the spinning wheel... 😁

James Hetfield from Metallica did a killer job on this, and you're really gonna sit there and say it's bad!?
What are you playing at, man?

David Sullivan4 said:He probably would've shown up if he hadn't been stuck in <macho mode> while typing this crap.

Personally, I just had my <mental health and survival mode> switched on.

Kevin Chavez3 said:Honestly, if I catch a whiff of Jack, I know I’ve officially made it in this life. 🙂

My top 3 dreams from the last three months:

1. That one where I slept way past Sleepy Hollow and dreamed I was having a blast down below with Buddy and Attached

Oh, give me a break! Like I actually give a damn about any of that!!!

Alex Rogers91 said:James Hetfield from Metallica is actually great, so why are you acting like he isn't?!
What kind of clown are you trying to be?

Zuzu Jelinek - I only drink champagne!

Sandra Chase16 said:Everything mentioned above—plus Jägermeister—are drinks that make me want to head straight for the bathroom before I even take a sip.

I mean, Jäger is fine, but amaro and those brightly colored vodkas? Total devil's work. Any thick, sugary booze is basically 🙂

My #1 dream:
1. One where my friend and I show up to this massive slide labeled "I wish you were dead"—where the pitch says if you go down, one thing you hate about life just vanishes—but it turns out you actually just drop into some chamber where you have to perform hard labor like a slave... we ended up fleeing through some eerie, Lynchian woods.😵

Ponor said:Jägermeister is fine, but amaro and those colorful vodkas? Absolute devil's nectar.

🤣 👍

Man, I honestly can’t remember the last time I had anything stronger than a bitter herbal liqueur.

Yeah, maybe the occasional walnut liqueur mixed with milk 😍 (seriously, why is that never on any bar menu around here??)