Kate Gomez33
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joined Dec 2005
Since we’re already on the topic of barflies, I might as well give you my top 5 absolute legends from my workplace—the ultimate "Top 12" list of cheapskates and heavy drinkers, American style.
1.Matan (He’s had about 7 beers—low stakes); loves watching women on TV, but the second he sees someone with shaved legs, he just shuts down.
2.American(6 beers, tea spiked with rum)—this guy actually killed two people once.
3. Ljigav Stublić over at Allianz (4 beers, one shot of whiskey)
His classic line? "Don't wear your apron like that, you're showing your ass." To which I always tell him: "Look, it’s tied in the back—you're seeing it regardless, aren't you?"
4.Marijan(6 beers, drinking straight out of a crate): if you spit in his egg, you're dead meat.
5.The Boss aka Željko-Žac aka taliban (5 beers, weighs about 330 lbs, smokes three packs of Marlboro Coffee/Bavaria/whiskey)—ugh, honestly, words don't do him justice, you really have to experience the man to believe it.
Come on, admit it, you're all secretly jealous.
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Anyway, one of our waitresses is leaving right now, so if anyone's looking for work, hit me up.