jadetiger
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Since I don't want to go on another rant about Elephant, I'll just copy and paste this old piece of mine—it’s basically an anti-review of the film.
#2 Title: Life on Canvas subtitle: American reality
Well, that's it then... the Festival hits are over. I guess there isn't a more depressing question I could ask without trying to offer an answer myself. I don't want to be one of those "everything is getting better" types, but honestly, the local interpretation of this festival has always left me feeling pretty miserable. Still, I suppose you have to give the organizers some credit since they held events at the local jazz club this time around. Sure, the lineup was exactly the same, but at least the crowd was slightly more sophisticated—nobody was spitting on you in the neck.
It all started with Gus van Sant’s *Elephant*. When you go to see a Golden Palm winner, I guess you arrive with certain positive biases, right? But nobody expected *That*. And "That" isn't an elephant, nor is it really a movie. It’s just a story about American teenagers who: Walk. Well, most of the plot relies on the protagonist walk. You spend the whole time looking at their backs, or maybe their chests. A few of them actually have a couple of lines—not that they reveal any life truths, or even quasi-life truths, I suppose. The director skillfully weaves this into a story about a group of individuals, giving us different perspectives on the same events, probably because he wanted to give the film a deeper tone. He’s likely aware that psychological nuance is his thing. As for the individuals: there's the blond boy with the alcoholic father—I think his name is John, though I wasn't really trying to memorize names—who, heaven forbid, suffers because of it. Then there's the athlete, who is presumably handsome and spends his time outside of sports with some pale brunette (though it's not exactly vividly depicted). The school's ugly duckling is the third creature the director gives us: she wears big glasses, has unshaven armpits, and wears long socks in gym class instead of the model-esque outfits the other girls wear—basically Carrie if you stripped away the telekinesis and added black hair. Then there's the photographer, whose existence is barely clear, and the Gay kid. Yeah, just some kid everyone bullies, who is actually quite creative, which we gather from his room full of drawings and a piano where he plays "for Eliza." (Oh boy, the director makes you listen to the whole thing; I guess nobody has ever heard it before?!) Only much later, the Creative one and his friend—whom you find out is actually his partner after a shower scene—order weapons online, storm the school in military gear, and start shooting everyone. But even then, the director doesn't actually depict the massacre, which—personally speaking—would have bumped the rating up by at least two stars. Instead, he leaves you with some blood splatter that's honestly boring, before returning to a shot of the sky and clouds, which is how he began his... his... whatever!
And when it all finally wraps up, leaving you hunched over and exhausted as you stumble out of the local art gallery—with absolutely zero cash left for the three liters of cheap whiskey needed to wash away the pretentious nonsense they’ve been shoving down your throat for the last hour—you're left asking: What was the poet actually trying to say? Or better yet, did they even mean anything at all? Maybe it's just that certain individuals are so misunderstood by the mainstream that they simply can't survive, eventually leading to a total breakdown under the pressure—which, in this case, resulted in a literal shooting. I suppose I reached that conclusion after hours of staring into space, wondering: What exactly did I miss tonight? If that's the case, I guess the director deserves an A for reinventing the concept of unoriginality: the story isn't just cliché, it’s completely unbelievable in this day and age.
It’s honestly offensive how this all plays out in the States. I mean, if an American takes a sip of a milkshake and immediately starts reaching for a gun, what does that say about our generation—where the father, his father, and even his great-grandfather are all part of the cycle? Where are the Fathers and the Fathers before them, held accountable by their Sons and the Holy Spirit?
Amen.
p.s.
The movie is titled "Elephant" because of that kids' game "Spot the Elephant!" Here, we're looking at a massive issue that everyone just happens to overlook—which, I guess, is actually the only clever thing about the whole film.
p.p.s.
I guess I’d suggest Gus stick to more benign stuff, like Good Will Hunting & Fading Forester.