Andrew Williams
Newcomer
3 messages
joined Jan 2004
I'm gonna kick all your asses.
You think that's funny? You judging me based on how small I am? Big mistake. My ally is the Farce... wait, I mean the Force. And trust me, it's a heavy hitter.
Talk like this, I do.
All of you love to brag about watching Star Wars '77 or whatever, acting like you're some big experts. But here’s the reality check: without me, there wouldn't even be a Star Wars! I'm the reason George Lucas even dreamed up Star Wars (well, at least that one Jedi part). The second he caught a whiff of my Force aura—realized I was Force sensitive—the guy practically fell to his knees begging for help. To be fair, he wasn't seeing me physically, just my astral projection (since I was basically one with the Force back then).
The light side, within me is. Strong it is. And if strike me down you will, more powerful than you could ever imagine will I become. Yeah, hehehe.