Sexual tension (or lack thereof) among heavy and black metal fans

unknown said:Look, I mean, sure, Rob Halford and Manowar are the exceptions... they're gay.

I mean, come on. Between the perfectly manicured long hair, the makeup, the jewelry, those operatic vocals, and the tight leather pants...

I know this one black metal fan who does exactly that. He's 26. 😁

smiling little cow said:I actually know a black metal fan who does exactly that. He’s 26. 😁

Good things come to those who wait. Better late than never...😁

Megan Rodriguez44 said:Good things come to those who wait.

Is it common sense, or just menopause kicking in? 😁

I’m on the same page as unknown regarding Manowar, they just aren't my thing. 👍
Metal fans act just like everyone else, except when things get special. 😁

ironfalcon18 said:Metalheads hook up just like everyone else, except on special occasions 😁

Speaking for himself here... because those "special occasions" happen more often than you'd think

ironfalcon18 said:Metalheads have sex just like everyone else, except on special occasions. 😁

I’m out. Honestly, finding out Santa Claus isn't real was less disappointing than this. 😁

What kind of "special occasions" are we talking about here? Getting a chicken ready for Sunday dinner?

It might be too explicit for the public and could lead to a ban, so I’ll keep quiet 😁

smiling little cow said:I actually know a black metal fan who does exactly that. He’s 26. 😁

Are you even sure he's really into BLACK metal though... heheheheh

I’m not entirely sure, though I’m pretty damn certain. 😛

smiling little cow said:I'm out. Honestly, finding out Santa Claus isn't real was less of a letdown than this. 😁

the truth hurts: D

ironfalcon18 said:If I get too graphic, I might end up getting banned, so I'll keep it low-key 😁

Don't sweat it, man. Nobody's going to come after you just for sharing a little story...

smiling little cow said:I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure. 😛

got it.
my bad on the typo.

Black Sabbath said:Don't sweat it, man. Nobody's going to come after you just because you share a little story...

Speaking of stories—my nephew is such a hardcore vegetarian that he won't even play chess. He refuses to deal with the idea of eating a horse.

Mayhem said:The details are way too graphic for public consumption, so I might get banned if I post them. Just keeping it low key. 😁

But wait, doesn't everything black metalheads pull involve some kind of mindless sheep mentality? 😁

smiling little cow said:Common sense? 😁

So, how does this work... are we talking about metalheads? 😕

smiling little cow said:Or menopause? 😁

...or maybe their partners? 😁

I actually love metalheads, they're quite something 😁
if you take them seriously 😎

God, what a mess.🙄 🙄 🙂 🙂 🙂

Megan Rodriguez44 said:Wait, hold on... what exactly are we talking about here? Are we discussing metalheads? 😕
...or their girlfriends? 😁

Specifically, their shared obsession with a single fried chicken wing. 😁

I'm all about chicken 🙂 and "chicken" too 😳
Hey Lana, am I metal enough for you? 😕

Oh please, metalheads are just sick and morbid, right? Just take a look at who actually starts these kinds of threads... 🙄 🙄 🙄