Sexual tension (or lack thereof) among heavy and black metal fans

Susan Nguyen85 said:LMAO 😁

That’s not even funny, it’s just pathetic. 🙄

feralstag11 said:Man, Blizzard, where on earth did you dig this up?? 🤮

Someone posted it on the metal group's newsfeed.

Blizzard Beast said:It isn't funny, it's just pathetic.🙄

I don't see it that way at all, because honestly, it would be truly heartbreaking to actually witness Dave and Martin acting like that. 😢 Thank God we'll never have to deal with that happening. 😁

Susan Nguyen85 said:I don't see it that way. Honestly, it would be pretty heartbreaking to see Dave and Martin doing something like that. 😢 Thank God we won't have to witness that. 😁

By the way, who actually are Dave and Martin, if anyone knows? 😎

Blizzard Beast said:And who might these Dave and Martin characters actually be, if one is permitted to ask? 😎

Most likely the authors of the pentagrams tattooed on her nipples. Signed works.

Can we please stay on topic?
If you aren't actually into heavy metal, do us all a favor and just keep your mindless comments to yourself.
Or, better yet, feel free to write a damn poem about how much you love your right hand instead.
Thanks. 🙂

I can't help but feel that they're all collectively leaning toward the right-wing side of things, don't you think? 😁

Nothing beats a wild Satanic ritual 👍 😁

Where on earth are you people living? I guarantee a regular metalhead—I mean a normal guy, not someone dressed in leather diving gear covered in studs, just an average dude from a steel mill who doesn't wear makeup...--will find a partner long before some over-the-top political activist does.🙄

As for me, I’ve always been into metal (Metallica, Slayer, Pantera...), though I dress like a functional adult and I’m active in my private life (with my girlfriend, obviously). You all can keep fighting your little wars if you want, but every woman I've been with has been more than satisfied with my performance and... let's call them my physical attributes.🙂 🙂 🙂

Way to go, mellowrider50 👋
I might actually start worrying if you aren't picking on me in the comments for once 👍

Blizzard Beast said:I was just wondering who Dave and Martin actually are, if anyone knows? 😎

They're the singer and the lyricist for Depeche Mode. 😉

Alex Martinez4 said:Maybe the artists just tattooed pentagrams right onto her nipples. You know, signed works of art.

Here we go with the geniuses 🙂

Susan Nguyen85 said:Look at these geniuses. 🙂

Where?

Alex Martinez4 said:but I dress pretty normally and I'm having plenty of sex

Wait, you mean you never even take your clothes off when you're hooking up? 😁

smiling little cow said:So you never actually strip down while you're having sex? 😁

Good grief... this thread is getting a little too intense for the faint of heart.😁

This thread is a total disaster. Seriously, has any single one of us idiots actually managed to write anything decent?

I'm dedicating this 1,600th post to my foolish old lady. Hopefully, this will finally talk some sense into her.🙄

feralstag11 said:I'm dedicating this 1600th post to my clueless old lady. Hopefully, reading this will finally give her a reality check.[/COLOR]🙄 [/B]

Like mother, like daughter.🙄 😁

Blizzard Entertainment said:Like mother, like daughter.🙄 😁

hahaha. 👎

Blizzard Entertainment said:The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.🙄 😁

Laughter is the only logical response here.👍