Sexual tension (or lack thereof) among heavy and black metal fans

My nickname used to be pile.
Hey Lana, am I evil? 😛 🙂

Blizzard Entertainment said:Just take a look at who usually starts threads like this...🙄 🙄 🙄

You're absolutely right—total creep, if you ask me...😳 😁

And of course, the metal scene is just totally ghosting us... 😢
So, let’s get weird for a second. Have any of you ever been "sacrificed" at an altar? Is your virginity being held in reserve for some upcoming ritualistic ceremony? Or did you go ahead and use birth control? (Because if you did, clearly you aren't "true" enough 🙂 )
What’s your vibe—do you prefer the melodic, symphonic sounds of Therion, or are you more into listening to brutal black metalheads in action? Honestly, I have way too many questions... 🙂

Has anyone here ever actually been "taken" at the altar, meaning you saved your virginity for those specific rituals, or have you all just been using birth control?

🙂

Real black metal fans aren't virgins because the devil himself stripped them of that innocence the second they stepped foot on this earth... boo. 😈 😁

Honestly, everyone is using protection nowadays, usually by putting one of those spiked rings on their black metal partner's junk. 😁

Susan Nguyen85 said:Everyone’s just using birth control anyway—they probably just pop one of those spiked rings on their guy's junk and call it a day.

Finally, someone is actually getting to the point... 😁

And yeah, I even heard a rumor that you enjoy making pentagrams out of nipples 😁

Susan Nguyen85 said:Oh, and I also heard you love making pentagrams out of nipples.

There's really no need for the third person here—this isn't some high-stakes legal deposition... 😉

driftingowl27 said:Man, the metal scene just stays silent... 😢
Have any of you ever been "chosen" at an altar? Like, has your purity been preserved for future rituals, or have you been using birth control? (If you have, you clearly aren't "true" 🙂 )
Do you prefer the melodic vibes of Therion, or do you live for the sound of brutal black metal bands in their element? So many questions... 🙂

Good grief, give me a break.

Susan Nguyen85 said:🙂

Real goths aren't virgins; the devil probably took their innocence the second they stepped foot in this country... boo! 😈 😁

Everyone's using birth control anyway—they just pop on one of those little rings to keep things under control. 😁

Are you speaking from personal experience or what?

Blizzard Entertainment said:for the love of god...

Are you seriously trying to tell me Sotoooooonnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgg gggggggghhhhhhhhh? 🙂

Susan Nguyen85 said:Oh, and I also heard you’re really into making pentagrams out of nipples😁

So, how exactly am I supposed to do that?
Please, walk me through it...

Blizzard Entertainment said:Is that coming from actual experience or... what?

At least she isn't being awkward about it; you still haven't told us a single thing. 😉

driftingowl27 said:Come on, don't leave the girls hanging! You haven't told us anything yet.😉

I only do normal, natural stuff, so I probably wouldn't be interesting enough for you creeps anyway.😎

Blizzard Entertainment said:Are you speaking from direct experience, or is this just...

Of course not, I identify as Gothic, not black metal. 🙂 😁 😉

Blizzard Entertainment said:I only make stuff that’s actually normal and natural, so it wouldn't even be interesting for you creeps.

Honestly? It feels like you aren't doing anything at all. 🙂

driftingowl27 said:Honestly, I feel like you aren't doing anything at all. 🙂

Well, then you're dead wrong. 🙂

Blizzard Entertainment said:Well, I think you're just seeing things wrong.

Vellis, man, that right arm looks just like Schwarzenegger's.😁

driftingowl27 said:Vellis, man, those arms are looking straight out of a Schwarzenegger movie. 😁

nah, I've already got a girlfriend 🙄 😎

Blizzard Entertainment said:nah, I have a girlfriend

Until you blow her? 🙂

Blizzard Entertainment said:nah, I actually have a girlfriend 🙄 😎

So, am I right in thinking you don't really use your right hand much? 😁