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Sexual tension (or lack thereof) among heavy and black metal fans

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Participants driftingowl27Aanalogmarlin41Frank Howard79Tyler Grant86crimsonjackal8Edward Robinson6Richard Thompson33ironfalcon18graniteangler10Brandon Castillo4Ryan RuizNicole Lee43feralstag11Kenneth Edwards3Harold Gomez65Alex Martinez4mellowrider50
A Anonymous Veteran
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#61 ·
driftingowl27 said:Why don't you just go do that yourself? 🙂

Nope, not happening.
Just because you rely on those kinds of gadgets and toys for satisfaction doesn't mean everyone else does. 🙄
driftingowl27 driftingowl27 Active MemberOP
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#62 ·
Blizzard Entertainment said:Just because you rely on those kinds of gadgets and toys to get your fix doesn't mean everyone else is playing the same game.


unknown, well look at you, going and offending the moderator... 😲 😁 😁 😁
A Anonymous Veteran
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#63 ·
Susan Nguyen85 said:So you're telling me you don't even use your right hand? 😁

Look, I never said she doesn't step in once in a while, but she's definitely not my only way to unwind. 🙄
You feel me? 😎
A Anonymous Veteran
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#64 ·
driftingowl27 said:unknown, looks like you just went and insulted the moderator... 😲 😁 😁 😁

Truth hurts, doesn't it? 😁
Nicole Lee43 Nicole Lee43 Newcomer
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#65 ·
Man, what a thread!!

Mickey, seriously, bravo... I’m going to be laughing every single day whenever I come back to read this.

👍 😁
A Anonymous Veteran
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#66 ·
Wait, did I actually just walk into this.......?
😁
Ryan Ruiz Ryan Ruiz Member
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#67 ·
Blizzard Entertainment said:Look, I never actually said she was my only way to pass the time, even if she does step in to help out once in a while. 🙄
You know what I mean. 😎


At the end of the day, I've always got your back.. always right there with you. 😁
Nicole Lee43 Nicole Lee43 Newcomer
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#68 ·
It looks like that right-hander is some kind of buff woman... 😁 😉
feralstag11 feralstag11 Member
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#69 ·
Susan Nguyen85 said:Real goths aren't virgins. The devil probably took their innocence the second they touched down in the USA. 😈 😁

Heh. Susan, quit messing around.

Everyone uses protection anyway. They just slide that spiked ring onto the tip of their goth guy's junk. 😁

Haha. LOL. Besides, goths don't have to stick to just goths. They could be hanging out with metalheads too.😁 😁

Oh yeah, I also heard you like making pentagrams out of nipples.


You heard wrong. Heh. What would they even use for that? Sharpies? LOL. And maybe waterproof ones, so they can't wash it off for a hundred years. 🙂 😛
Ryan Ruiz Ryan Ruiz Member
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#70 ·
feralstag11 said:haha, come on, don't be ridiculous.

haha, honestly. lol. it's not like goths can only date other goths, they could easily end up with, say, heavy metal fans instead.😁 😁

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you definitely misheard me. haha. and what is she going to do with that, use markers? lol. and if she uses those waterproof ones, she'll be stuck with it for a hundred years. 🙂 😛


Well, they could certainly date rappers too... though maybe that's a bad idea. But your heavy metal guy is...😁 ma tvoj hevijaner je 👍

Penn with a marker? No way, honey, that actually leaves a permanent mark.😁 😁 😁
feralstag11 feralstag11 Member
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#71 ·
Susan Nguyen85 said:look, your heavy metal is 👍

I know it is. And your idea of "normal" is 👍

Penn using a marker? No, honey, you etch it 😁 😁 😁

😲 😲 😲 no, thanks
Ryan Ruiz Ryan Ruiz Member
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#72 ·
feralstag11 says:
and I know it is, because your idea of "normal" is basically 👍

My version of normal is 😘 honestly, just thinking about him makes me feel so soft 😁

feralstag11 said:😲 😲 😲 no, thank you

Man, if I were actually being serious about this, then things would get really intense... 😱 😵
feralstag11 feralstag11 Member
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#73 ·
Susan Nguyen85 said:My average Joe is 😘 gosh, I get all soft just thinking about him 😁


Same here with mine
Kenneth Edwards3 Kenneth Edwards3 Newcomer
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#74 ·
Honestly, this whole thread is just idiotic... how should I put this... screw it, forget I even mentioned it.
Harold Gomez65 Harold Gomez65 Member
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#75 ·
driftingowl27 said:It seems like the metalheads aren't really checking in with us lately... 😢
Have any of you ever been "offered up" at an altar, or perhaps you've kept your innocence intact for some future ritual? And tell me, have you ever used contraception—because if you have, can you truly call yourself "true"? 🙂 )
Do you find yourselves drawn more toward the melodic compositions of Therion, or do you prefer listening to those brutal black metal acts while they're actually in the middle of the action? There are just so many things one wonders about... 🙂

👍 😁

I'm certain the metal crowd wouldn't mind sliding a black condom on... 😁
A Anonymous Veteran
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#76 ·
Check out what I stumbled upon today on a heavy metal news thread.

http://say_ten.tripod.com/hall/metallica.html

And then people have the nerve to tell me Lars and Kirk aren't gay.
This is disgusting!!!! I honestly feel like lining them all up against a wall and just opening fire!
Kenneth Edwards3 Kenneth Edwards3 Newcomer
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#77 ·
Metallica -> they're kings... even if they're total creeps, they're still kings... and Kirk is freaking legendary
Ryan Ruiz Ryan Ruiz Member
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#78 ·
LOLek 😁
A Anonymous Veteran
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#79 ·
Blizzard Beast said:And then someone has the nerve to tell me Lars and Kirk aren't totally gay.

They're honestly adorable.
A Anonymous Veteran
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#80 ·
Kenneth Edwards3 said:Metallica -> they're legends... even if they are total creeps, they're still legends... and Kirk is the absolute man

I'm going to pretend I didn't see that just for your own sake😉

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