Mambo Kurt: The King is Back...
Started by Jesse Sanchez60 · · 👁 6 views · 62 replies
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#42 ·
It’s one of those rare gems you can only experience once to truly soak it all in🤷
I think the absolute highlight would have been if Brady ended up playing the organ instead
I think the absolute highlight would have been if Brady ended up playing the organ instead
#43 ·
Nicole Baker said:What a legend. 🙏
I was feeling him up and actually managed to stay upright for once (even in a dress) 😳
Yeah, I saw you stumbling. You’re lucky you didn't get leveled, considering how small you are. Imagine if someone like DMJ, Yo Momma, or me had actually swung at you. There would be casualties...😂
#44 ·
I’m taking this opportunity to absolutely tear into the crew that left me stranded on the floor after the stage setup was finished. 😠
Saturday morning at the arena, old school style... 🙂
Honestly, I can't even tell if it was good or not. 🤷 My take? It might have actually been decent if you were right up front, making some noise. This definitely wasn't built for people just sitting there staring like creeps. 🤔
Saturday morning at the arena, old school style... 🙂
Honestly, I can't even tell if it was good or not. 🤷 My take? It might have actually been decent if you were right up front, making some noise. This definitely wasn't built for people just sitting there staring like creeps. 🤔
#45 ·
Did you go and smash your jaw so hard they had to shave your chin just to fix it? 😳
Are you actually doing okay, though?
Are you actually doing okay, though?
#46 ·
Kevin Chavez3 said:I’m taking this chance to tell off the entire crew that left me hanging on the floor after the stage setup was done.😠
Just a Saturday morning at the arena, keeping it old school.🙂
🤣
#47 ·
Michael Newman50 said:you doing okay?
well... 🙂
I'm hanging in there. It feels like I got hit by a freight train from every angle, and they're telling me nothing is broken. Sure, some movements make me want to scream in agony, but I'll pull through. Still gotta show up for the game at Madison Square Garden today 🙂
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#48 ·
🙂 It really isn't right to treat kids that way. I heard there's this one woman over in Smalltown, USA who's just out here making up all sorts of crazy stories... 🧐
#49 ·
Kevin Chavez3 said:I'm just gonna take this chance to say how much I hate the crew that let me hit the floor right after stage diving 😠
I wiped out too, but luckily I took enough of a hit that I'm feeling fine today... I think 🤷
#51 ·
Zachary Bishop82 said:Yeah, I saw how you fold under pressure. You’re only surviving because you’re a lightweight—imagine if someone like Raymond Barrett12 or even I actually stepped up. There would be casualties...😂
Anyway, looking at the post right below yours, Wrongže, you tried to claim your injury was the main event, but it turns out even Mate didn't fare much better.
Honestly, screw mambo Kurtot. This wouldn't even happen at an XETu venue—it's just purely down to the sheer scale of the crowd there.
#52 ·
Raymond Barrett12;12460991 said:
man, those old Skype emoticons🙏
nothing beats the little Heidy one🙏🤷
#53 ·
Mambo is an absolute force...
Who else possesses the sheer, unadulterated madness to walk away from a completed medical degree—with all those promising calls to actually practice medicine—just to spend their days shredding RATM and Slayer at some local dive bar...
And I’m fairly certain this punker complaining about his injuries fell right behind me during the chaos.
He took a minor tumble once and bounced back up quickly enough, but later he hit the floor hard, landing straight on his head. I was the one who pulled him up, and let's just say... he wasn't doing too great.
Who else possesses the sheer, unadulterated madness to walk away from a completed medical degree—with all those promising calls to actually practice medicine—just to spend their days shredding RATM and Slayer at some local dive bar...
And I’m fairly certain this punker complaining about his injuries fell right behind me during the chaos.
He took a minor tumble once and bounced back up quickly enough, but later he hit the floor hard, landing straight on his head. I was the one who pulled him up, and let's just say... he wasn't doing too great.
#54 ·
It wasn't me, I only wiped out once
and honestly, I haven't felt quite right since😬
besides, it’s a stretch to call me a punk, even if I do wear an Exploited shirt😳
and honestly, I haven't felt quite right since😬
besides, it’s a stretch to call me a punk, even if I do wear an Exploited shirt😳
#55 ·
So, we're actually dealing with serial suicide bombers now?
It’s just typical for our American ski jumpers—absolutely nothing surprises me anymore at this point! 👋 👋
It’s just typical for our American ski jumpers—absolutely nothing surprises me anymore at this point! 👋 👋
#56 ·
Man, there’s always some idiot who keeps jumping until everyone loses their minds or they end up face-planting straight into the concrete or tile (or whatever floor they were on)
I can give the kids a pass, but honestly, the absolute worst are these "veteran" jumpers like Kevin Chavez3 🙏🙏🙏
I can give the kids a pass, but honestly, the absolute worst are these "veteran" jumpers like Kevin Chavez3 🙏🙏🙏
#57 ·
Go jump in a lake, you moron. From what I could tell—and this is just my own loose estimation, mind you, maybe even more—of the hundred or so people rushing the stage last night, perhaps five of them actually deserved to be slammed straight onto the concrete. The rest? They just let themselves be tossed into the crowd by people who were more than happy to carry them. I mean, it’s not like anyone suddenly decided to sprint blindly into a mosh pit; there was plenty of room to step back if you didn't feel like hauling some guy who’s clearly wasted. Besides, even Mambo Kurt ended up being carried by the crowd, and he survived half of the Pauk. 😁It was quite the spectacle for everyone else.
Though, personally, I wasn't particularly impressed.
EDIT: If you're getting old, that's your own damn problem.
Though, personally, I wasn't particularly impressed.
EDIT: If you're getting old, that's your own damn problem.
#58 ·
Jesse Sanchez60 said:I ended up face-down in the dirt myself, but luckily I took enough of a beating that I’m feeling fine today... I think.🤷
There's an old saying🧐 that once you've had enough to drink, your bones turn to jelly, making it a whole lot harder to break them.
#59 ·
Just ask the guy from Miami what he shook off the fifth floor, and then just sit there waiting for the paramedics to tell him he's headed home🙏
#60 ·
Samuel Murphy6 said:Ask that guy from San Diego what he shook off from the fifth floor. 🙏
Total amateur. 😁
Look at this guy. 🙏
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