Have you ever stolen anything?

Not really.

But back in elementary school, this girl actually stole six of my colored pencils—I was only in third grade. I didn't even have the energy to argue with her... just ended up distancing myself a bit.🙂🙄

Then there was this other time in middle school when someone tried to swipe my stuff. I caught them red-handed and said, "Hey, that's mine, dummy," and then she slapped me right back.😈

I also remember this kid who used to swipe Kinder Eggs and those little toy cars—I think? A woman caught him, though, and he had to pay for everything.$167 😲 🤣

Still, I know plenty of idiots who steal—they happen to be my friends, by the way.🥳 😂.lol.

So, I was just crunching the numbers the other day, and I managed to sniff out about 300,000 bucks missing from some massive state-run corporation.

I’ve never stolen a single thing in my life 🙂—but I definitely knew some kids back in second grade who would pretend they had to use the restroom just to sneak out into the hallway and pickpocket money from people's jackets. 🤣Then they’d have the nerve to ask me if I wanted to join in, and I was always like, "No thanks, I’m staying put—I've got to keep an eye on the clock, and I'm certainly not looking to get caught by the principal." 😁They used to manage to swipe about 50 bucks here and there $20 😲 what absolute idiots... ☕

I remember having a pair of those old-school Chuck Taylors back when my sister refused to buy them for me—must have been about four or five years ago—and now, just imagine, you can't even find them in stores anymore...

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products, what are you laughing at Aaron Grant6 about?😂

For the absolute legends 😂 🙂

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It’s basically a fifty-cent joke😂

Thinking you can just swipe a scanner and tuck it under your jacket—please. You’ll get caught immediately... it’s obvious when someone's acting shady. And the staff? They don't give a damn😂

Haha, 😂

So you’re basically bullying someone over their PC—telling them they're just some low-level worker, and then actually calling them out for being a little overweight? 😁

or pregnant😂, especially if you're a guy😂, but the laptop is heavy😢.🤣

No way.🙂

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Jesse White66 said:Ever stolen anything? What was it?

Just bragging here—I’ve never stolen a single thing in my life, not even back in preschool.😁

Sweetest sister ever.🙂

Nah. I’m the type of person who’d feel guilty just for chewing gum. 😳

mellowseal27 said:or pregnant😂, especially if you're a guy😂—but man, the computer is heavy😢.🤣

First, hit the gym🙂 and then head to the store to go shopping☕

I once swiped some mines for my compass... I honestly have no clue what was going through my head back then, thinking I could just walk off with them...

Never!

Matthew Scott82 said:If I wasn't—I'd just hit up a mall in Cleveland, grab a Coke from the soda fountain, pretend I'm buying stuff while I drink it, then head over to the men's clothing section to try on a jacket. I'll just slide the empty bottle in my pocket, tell them it doesn't fit, and walk right out. Honestly, I've downed way more than 10 liters of Coke that way—not even getting started on the candy. My buddy and I actually had a contest to see who could swipe more chocolate by weight; he beat me, too. He walked off with 4.2 kilos and I only got 3.8 =(

😂 That's just awful...👍

Casey Ramos31 said:My sister's sweets🙂

I mean, it's really not a big deal ☕ but honestly? I’d probably just snatch that chocolate right out of her hands and devour it myself ☕