Have you ever stolen anything?

aha, two noble steeds right there

I suppose there’s some kind of ice cream out there... maybe something like King's.

I’ve always had a soft spot for King's. 😍

And I can't help but constantly swipe school supplies. ☕

Yeah, 😳 I was maybe three or four years old when I swiped a bag of candy from a store while we were traveling abroad. 😁 I was such a little pro that even the security guard didn't suspect a thing. 😁 My mom finally caught on once we were already miles away from the shop. 😁
I don't actually remember doing it myself; my family just treats it as one of those funny childhood stories. 😁

I haven't done anything like that since because the guilt would absolutely eat me alive. 🤷 Though, I do find myself habitually picking up other people's lighters and putting them in my makeup bag—or if I don't get caught, sliding them into my purse. 🤣 But honestly, I do it totally without thinking. 🤷

Am I a kleptomaniac? 😁

I used to do it all the time back in elementary school—gum, candy, firecrackers, you name it. But I had to quit pretty fast once high school hit. I actually got busted once, but man, that’s a whole other story.

Yeah, I have, but honestly, I've done plenty of other things that were way worse than stealing 😢

Back in third grade, I remember stealing a tangerine from someone... just tossed it outside. Honestly, I haven't the slightest clue why...🤔

Fast forward to today, when the crew is out drinking and we realize there isn't a single glass in sight... then we end up swiping those plastic cups from a 7-Eleven and telling ourselves that the manager won't mind...

Yeah, sending some lip gloss over to the DM 😬

So, I got this insanely expensive perfume for my birthday yesterday (I'm guessing it was pretty high-end), and someone decided to "borrow" it...

I remember grabbing books from the high school library just to flip them at local used bookstores for a few measly bucks...

EDIT: And honestly, there were those times we'd just swipe some stuff from coffee shops before heading out to hit the clubs...

I went through a phase back in middle school
Every Saturday, a few of us would head out on a mission to hit up the local malls
There was this specific rush when you'd walk past the registers, pockets stuffed with whatever we could grab, while the clerks didn't give us a second glance before we finally stepped back out onto the street
But I eventually grew out of it

Now it’s just the usual routine; whenever I run out of ashtrays at home, the local coffee shops are my go-to😁

I should probably mention that I actually have one of those corner flags tucked away somewhere... I think I grabbed it from some random minor league baseball game a while back...

placidnomad50 said:oh, and I can't forget—I actually swiped a corner flag from some random semi-pro soccer match back in the day...

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hahaha man, respect. seriously, props to you 😂😂😂

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placidnomad50 said:And I should probably mention... I once swiped a corner flag from some random minor league baseball game...

Now you've gone and reminded me... I once snatched the ball during a game when it flew right into the third row...👍

Benjamin Johnson23, you’ve certainly racked up quite a decent number of posts there, haven't you? I must admit, though, I don't actually have any software on my computer for taking screenshots...
I had this dream once—it was at some house party—where I found three pairs of underwear belonging to some woman. Naturally, everyone started placing bets right then and there... not for any particularly noble or aesthetic reasons, mind you...

placidnomad50 said:That's quite an impressive post count you've racked up there, but unfortunately, I don't have any software installed to actually view these images...

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...Shot001-15.jpg
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