Richard Howard2 said:Fair point—my bad, feralorca82—but I can't shake the feeling he was just using that question rhetorically to be contrarian, rather than actually asking anything?
So we're basically talking about this weird phenomenon—there are separate threads for specific movies, obviously—that really kicked off after the year 2000. It's this hyper-speed production of massive hits that weren't even planned to be trilogies from the jump (unlike *Star Wars* or *Lord of the Rings*). Once the first one hits big, everyone just rushes to make sequels every couple of years, right? But here's the kicker: every single one has to outdo the last one in every possible way. They aren't even standalone films anymore—they’re more like technical upgrades, kind of like an "MKII" or "MKIII" version where the core stays the same but they just polish, sharpen, and try to top the previous one. It's basically just a race against themselves—just the same model over and over again.
So everything’s just moving in a straight line—like some kind of exponential curve? Right.
The first one:
The characters—
The plot? Honestly, who cares?
The set design—honestly? Not great.
The second film - character ^ 2... really?
the second film - character ^ 2
The plot? Please. Who actually cares about that?
The set design—honestly? Not even worth mentioning.
The third one?
the second film - character ^ 2
The plot—if you can even call it that? —is basically non-existent.
The set design—honestly? Just... wow.
It’s the same old story—nothing really changes, does it?
So basically there’s nothing new here—just the same old stuff doubled up in every single way compared to the last one. Is anyone actually surprised?
I’d probably throw in the sequels to The Matrix, the X-Men movies, and the Mission: Impossible series too—just to round things out, right?
Just finished watching Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, and honestly—how the hell are they supposed to top this in the third one? Like, isn't this basically the ceiling for how much audiovisual chaos a human brain can actually process at once?
It’s basically what happens in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End—they try so hard to outdo themselves that they end up outdoing stuff that was already overdone... which just leaves you with this massive wave of nihilism regarding whatever the movie was even trying to say in the first place.
A movie just turns into this massive void—like, all form and zero substance—expanding until it’s basically just inflating itself with nothingness. Makes you wonder, right?
The cash registers are filling up, but the movie theater's looking pretty empty. What gives?
Why does this actually matter? Let’s not fall for that tired excuse that it’s all just "entertainment"—if anything reflects our society, it’s the trends in mass-marketed junk, not those niche, specialized pockets of art meant for marginalized groups.
Mass production reflects mass consumption, and mass consumption reflects mass production—it’s just a constant loop, like alternating current. Makes sense, right?
Look, the thing is—we can't even blame the directors anymore. It’s exactly what we’re asking for, isn't it? We just can't wrap our heads around a movie that stands on its own—it’s always just some technical upgrade from whatever came before.
That’s exactly why they start branching out beyond the trilogies—it's all about that scale. Like, the upcoming Transformers needs to be technically insane compared to something like World War or anything else in that orbit, right?
We’re looking at this weird phenomenon where everything just follows a linear technical upgrade—basically just swapping out models and templates. It's not even an isolated thing, either; it's more like a global pattern. In music, a new track by Rihanna has to be some technical remix of what Nelly Furtado did before; in tech, a Creative Zen is just a tweak of an iPod (and let's be real, every new iPod is just a minor patch of the last one). Even in art, you're expected to top whatever provocation came before. Makes sense, right?
Everything needs to move faster—higher volumes, brighter lights, records getting shattered, and more weirdly specific clips popping up on YouTube constantly. Why? Because the money has to keep piling up. It’s not the direct goal, just the byproduct. Once we broke through every technical barrier of "how to make it happen" and realized there are no limits left to hit, we just landed in this meaningless void. So now, we just keep revving the engine to stay ahead of the curve—anything to avoid accidentally running into the "Reason."
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chill out, man! seriously, nobody's forcing you to watch this stuff—if someone else digs them, what's the deal? we gonna try to talk them out of it??? 🙄 I mean, look, I love Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and Shrek too, but like someone else said, it’s just because they're insanely fun! and hey, sometimes you just need that. what, should we only feed our brains "useful" info and toss everything fun or "low quality" in the trash??? heh... don't get me wrong, I think Almodóvar and Von Trier are legends, and I've seen pretty much all their work, but even I need a mindless flick once in a while! you got a problem with that?? am I suddenly a threat to society or something?? oh, come on, man!
btw, I'm dying to see Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End!!! and Shrek!!! 😛
edit: and yeah, just to be fair, some of your points actually land—those movies might just be cash grabs, but whatever, I LIKE it, and I'll definitely be watching them if I've got the cash—probably at the theater, too! peace!