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Best (and worst) movie theaters?

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Michelle Howard2 Michelle Howard2 MemberOP
38 messages
joined Dec 2002
#1 ·
I honestly think the venue makes or breaks the whole movie experience. It’s probably similar to how people feel about wine—I don't know much about vintages myself, though I'm definitely an enthusiast when it comes to the films.

(Speaking specifically about Washington, D.C.) Right now, my happy place is that little independent theater downtown showing a revival of a flick I intentionally skipped when it was playing at the big multiplexes. I used to frequent the local Cinema house back in the day because the crowd was always top-tier, but lately, I just haven't had much reason to swing by.

As for the AMC Theatres, I can only stomach those during press screenings. Sure, the tech is flawless, but it kind of strips the soul out of the movie. And since atmosphere is such a huge part of the tradition, I usually go in expecting nothing but some mindless Hollywood blockbuster.

Out of all the spots, the worst by far is Europa. I spent years avoiding it, but lately, I've found myself giving in just because of other circumstances. It’s easily the most small-town feeling theater in Washington, D.C., and the audience always seems to laugh at all the wrong parts. They renovated the place once, but they did it so greedily that they crammed the rows together until only five-year-olds could sit comfortably. When they finally added more legroom by removing every other row, the whole place ended up looking hideous. To make matters worse, the seat numbers are tucked behind the chairs, so you have to lean over like you're on a Greyhound bus just to find where to sit—and even then, the front row doesn't help. Plus, they just slapped paper stickers over the old numbers, half of which are missing, leaving you to play detective. It can be kind of funny to watch if you show up early; you can either help the staff or mess with them just to see them scrambling later. 😁

The absolute worst thing they've done to theaters recently is allowing popcorn inside. There is nothing quite like a theater smelling like old grease while a crowd of people crunches through a jumbo-sized bucket for two hours straight. Now, even the classic, traditional houses have succumbed to it. 😢

In my neighborhood, they shut down three theaters in just a few months (the one near the Appalachian Mountains, the local Studio, and the one near the Uranium plant). I absolutely loved the first two, especially when they were mostly empty—which happened more often than you'd think. There’s nothing better than a half-empty theater where you can just lose yourself in the silver screen. 🙂

So, which theaters do you guys love (or absolutely hate) and what's the story there?
Melissa Moore32 Melissa Moore32 Active Member
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joined Jan 2004
#2 ·
If there’s one place I actually enjoy going, it’s Broadway.

I know some people aren't fans because it's a multiplex and doesn't have that old-school vibe, but like Carl Bennett78 mentioned, technically speaking, it’s an excellent theater. Maybe even the best one in the US.

Generally, when I go to the movies, I care way more about the picture quality and whether the seats are comfortable enough with decent legroom. I don't really care if you can smell the popcorn and stuff. I always try to catch the matinee screenings if I can, just so I don't have to deal with crowds, people talking, rustling, phones, and all that nonsense.

If I had to pick a favorite cinema, I'd still say it's the one in Washington, D.C. Everything is pretty high-level there, even if it isn't perfect.

The worst theater, though? Definitely the one in Atlanta. I actually walked into it this past weekend for the first time in about six years, and man, it was just as bad as I remembered.
The place hasn't been renovated—or even maintained, really—for a full 25 years since it was built.

The seats are cramped no matter how you sit, and there just isn't enough room in the theater.

Maybe you'll see twenty people a week there, unless there's a massive blockbuster playing. That's about it.

I actually went to see "Psycho" recently to relive some painful memories of watching films in that specific theater.
driftingowl27 driftingowl27 Active Member
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joined Dec 2002
#3 ·
The theater from my childhood was definitely Mount Rainier (well, what it is now). It was a total dump and had a pretty wild schedule—kung-fu marathons during the day, adult films at night—but I still managed to catch every single kung-fu flick they screened there.
(Some were even just dubbed over with different titles 😲 😁 ).
They wouldn't let me see the pornographic stuff, though; I was way too young.🙂

And the crowd inside? Man, it was intense. You had the Roma people, us kids, construction workers who lived and breathed Bruce Lee, and apparently, some massive crowd would roll in at night.
Inside, people were smoking, drinking, and trying to mimic the karate moves they saw on screen... you know how it was.
I actually remember when they finally tore the place down. They played what they claimed was the last Bruce Lee movie, but it was a complete sham made of leftover footage from his old films. In one scene he’d have one hairstyle, then in the next, it’s totally different, and some parts were clearly just dubbed over with a stunt double.

Honestly, I hate modern multiplexes. There are a few theaters here in Denmark that I actually like. Just one screen and a little pub where you can grab a drink and that's it.
They're all tucked away far from the city center and those massive megaplexes, which is exactly how it should be.
America in Washington, D.C. was awesome the last time I visited. Those leather seats are just unbeatable 🙂
slyrider16 slyrider16 Active Member
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#4 ·
AMC Theatres is the move, honestly. It’s just more comfortable since the others don't even have headrests. Even if some six-foot-five dude sits right in front of you, you can still see the screen, plus the picture and sound are solid. (There's one crappy thing though, but I'll get to it later)
I guess my favorite is still the downtown theater in Washington, D.C.... idk, maybe I'm just getting sentimental. 😁 Or maybe I just dig it when the screen is massive and feels all "deep."
On the flip side, that student center theater is absolute garbage. At least it was three years ago when I last stepped foot in there... watched Pleasantville and there were only like seven of us in a theater built for over a thousand people!!! Creepy experience, brrr. Who says half-empty theaters are good? I mean, yeah, they're fine, but a totally dead house is the worst feeling ever.
The local spots near Tuscaloosa and downtown are alright, pretty chill...
Oh yeah, whenever I'm hanging out at Gric, I always feel like I'm sitting in someone's living room, yuck. I think America is even smaller, but at least they have those decent leather seats... or they used to, they're remodeling now, curious to see how they fix it up.
Gotta mention A1 Galleria... even if it's a theater with the tackiest lobby and this cheap, generic vibe... you gotta admit the ratio of the room size to the screen is insane. It always feels like the screen is freaking HUGE there.
To wrap it up. A1 Galleria and AMC Theatres both have incompetent projectionists. Half the movies I saw there didn't even respect the margins on the film strip (or whatever the official term is) so characters were constantly suffering from having their heads cut off and stupid stuff like that.
vividwalker7 vividwalker7 Member
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joined Jul 2004
#5 ·
I’m definitely skipping the bad ones because honestly, that would just be a massive waste of my time, plus I’ve got plans to hit up AMC Theatres—which is hands down the most comfortable spot anyway—and then head over to Washington, D.C.
bluerider62 bluerider62 Newcomer
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joined Dec 2002
#6 ·
You weren't actually in a "cinema" when you were in Santa Monica. It’s more like some multipurpose hall that smells absolutely terrible—just pure dampness and mold everywhere. They have these theater curtains hanging off every side of the screen, so if anyone even breathes too hard, it covers up half the movie... and don't even get me started on the seating comfort or the sound quality!
Dennis Jackson2 Dennis Jackson2 Newcomer
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joined Dec 2002
#7 ·
Hmm... what can I say...

Well... first off... I enjoy all kinds of movies... and I view cinema primarily as entertainment... and since I’m a bit of a wimp when it comes to sound quality and comfort... I don't bother with those tiny local theaters at all...

AMC Theatres is my favorite... mainly because of the comfort, the sound, and the picture... plus they have three different auditoriums... so there isn't always a massive crowd... I like it...

My second choice would be downtown Washington, D.C.... though I have a soft spot for that theater, I haven't been there in quite a while... before the big renovation near the National Cathedral, I used to spend a lot of time there...

The absolute worst place is Kustošija... and I mean that sincerely, it's the worst theater I've ever stepped foot in... I honestly don't know who even called that junk a cinema...

As for the others I don't care for, there's the one on Broadway... which I dislike quite a bit... the seats were awkward... the sound was off... things like that...

Over at the mall, it's just as bad... I really don't like that theater... I won't go back there unless they're playing something that isn't showing anywhere else...

And yes, the Cinema of my youth was the local Cinema... and I remember with some nostalgia going there with my old man to watch movies and cartoons...
Melissa Moore32 Melissa Moore32 Active Member
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joined Jan 2004
#8 ·
Morski vražičko said:The absolute worst theater I’ve ever stepped foot in is Kustošija... and I mean convincingly, hands down, the worst place ever. I honestly don't know who even had the nerve to call that dump a cinema...

Yeah, maybe, but you have to admit they actually pick a decent lineup of movies. 😁
ruggedjackal46 ruggedjackal46 Regular
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#9 ·
I honestly prefer those little spots over on Broadway because they’re cozy and actually comfortable.
Europe kind of gets on my nerves, though—what they call a "balcony" is basically just a glorified bathroom stall, and don't even get me started on how they label the seats. 🙄
The screen at Gric is way too small for my liking.
The last time I went to the stadium to catch Star Wars, there were maybe ten of us in that massive hall; honestly, you can keep the high-tech setup if that's the experience you get.
At the end of the day, nothing beats a good old DVD.👍
Alex Ramirez12 Alex Ramirez12 Member
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joined Dec 2002
#10 ·
The absolute highlight for me was hitting up that old-school independent cinema back in London. No joke
But man, there are plenty of terrible ones out there
I’d say the theaters in St. Louis are pretty much the worst (at least based on my last trip)
...not sure if I'm tripping, but it felt like the movie audio was totally mono :P
graniteangler10 graniteangler10 Member
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joined Dec 2002
#11 ·
AMC Theatres is easily the best—they actually have headrests on the seats, unlike those other theaters where everything just feels cheap and flimsy. It's that level of comfort that sets them apart from everyone else. 🙂
feralgardener502 feralgardener502 Member
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joined Jan 2003
#12 ·
slyrider16 said:On the flip side, the college student center is absolute trash. Or at least it was three years ago when I last stepped foot in there... we went to see Pleasantville and there were only 7 of us in a theater that seats over a thousand!!! Creepy experience, brrr.

Ha!
Location: the stadium.
Movie: The Relic.
Attendance: 5 people.

First five minutes were totally silent.

Beat that! 🙂

And America is just way too sympathetic. Terrible sound, tiny screen, and crappy seats.
I almost caught myself waiting for your mother to bring me some cookies and juice.

[Best part: I'm watching X-Men in America. Sound is too low. I'm basically whispering to myself, "Turn it up." Then this random old guy sitting in the single row gets up, walks out of the "theater," heads into the projection booth, and cranks the volume. 🙂 Or something like that happened. Oh yeah. Attendance: 3 people. Barely.]
feralgardener502 feralgardener502 Member
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#13 ·
"Hands down, the absolute worst theater I've ever stepped foot in is Kustošija... and I mean convincingly, spectacularly the worst ever... I mean, who even has the nerve to call that dump a cinema?..."

That's not a movie house.
It’s just Kustošija. My bad, Kustošija.
In her case, the whole value system is just completely backwards.
Honestly, calling Kustošija a cinema would be a straight-up insult. 🙂

But hey, if they screen 'Gone with the Wind' there one more time, screw it, I am DEFINITELY going to see it. 🙂
A Anonymous Veteran
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#14 ·
feralgardener502 said:"
If they screen 'She Wears Silk' one more time, I swear to God, I am DEFINITELY going to see it. 🙂

How is that still playing? 😲 😕

It’s like those guys from '85 have been running the exact same lineup this whole time...🙄
feralgardener502 feralgardener502 Member
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joined Jan 2003
#15 ·
Oh, yeah!
🙂

[I mean, honestly, I’m not totally sure, but I think he was performing somewhere in the last year or two. Yay! 🙂]
Dennis Jackson2 Dennis Jackson2 Newcomer
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#16 ·
Adam Wright56 said:Sure, you have to give them credit for a solid lineup. 😁

But what does a good selection matter if you're going to be completely catatonic in your seat by the credits... thanks to that earlier screening that day...😁 😁 😁
Olivia Parker5 Olivia Parker5 Newcomer
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joined Feb 2004
#17 ·
I won't go on too much about what's great, but I'm also a huge fan of AMC Theatres—mostly for the reasons I mentioned earlier.

But man, if we’re talking about the absolute worst theater experience ever, it was definitely this tiny little "cinema" in Newport.

We're talking wooden benches, a screen so out of focus it was basically a blurry mess—I was trying my hardest just to make out the plot of "Marsala"—plus you could smoke, laugh your head off, kick your feet up on the seat in front of you, whatever.
Add to that the fact that the movie itself had this super small-town, provincial vibe, which just amplified that weird, isolated feeling I get whenever I watch typical American indie films... honestly, the whole experience was just totally disconnected.
steelcanyon92 steelcanyon92 Newcomer
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joined Dec 2002
#18 ·
Is it just me, or is the sound in theaters way too loud lately? Every single time I go, it takes me at least fifteen minutes just to get my ears used to that deafening volume.

And while we're on the subject of terrible movie experiences, I once sat in seat number 1 in the very first row at AMC Theatres. My neck is still clicking today—thanks for asking.
Dennis Jackson2 Dennis Jackson2 Newcomer
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joined Dec 2002
#19 ·
steelcanyon92 said:Is it just me, or is the sound in theaters way too loud lately? The last few times I went, it took me at least fifteen minutes just to adjust to the volume...

I suppose... though I don't mind it. A bit more volume is fine by me. I go to the cinema specifically for the visuals and the audio... nothing is worse than thin, weak sound...😉
redowl90 redowl90 Regular
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joined Aug 2005
#20 ·
Haha, I actually went to an AMC Theatres out in Boise recently, and honestly, nothing compares to that experience... If for any other reason, it’s because of the PEOPLE. It’s clear they don't go to the theater to watch movies; they go to run through the aisles, throw food and drinks at each other, and just scream. Jesus, it was awful... Luckily I was watching The Matrix (which I’d already seen three times in Washington, D.C.), so I didn't mind the movie too much, but the girls I went with were acting absolutely insane...

As for the theaters in Washington, D.C., I wouldn't recommend Broadway, because... it's just not our scene. Besides, a ticket costs $33 for a single show, so I'd rather just go somewhere else. Where? I'm not sure... Ticket prices are pretty much the same everywhere (which matters quite a bit to me), but the theater I actually respect is Beacon Hill. They show films that aren't just massive blockbusters, so you don't go in knowing beforehand that they're going to be SHIT (unlike most of the stuff playing at Broadway - Spider-Man, Men in Black II, and things like that)...

The seating and comfort don't bother me all that much, because once a movie starts, the time flies by incredibly fast for me—unless, of course, the movie is seriously booooooooring...

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