swifttiger75 said:Unlike Paddington, who viewed this as a peaceful little town right up until the recent chaos, Tamburelo was a den of sin. A massive saloon, a casino, and the brothel run by Madam Nice—even the train station itself—gave this place its momentum. It acted as a magnet for every kind of opportunist, making life in Tamburelo sweet, though often short-lived. Sheriff Pangloss has already posted notices looking for deputies twice in the last month. (If you want in on this, step up)
Mr. The End, a local powerhouse who uses his crew to terrorize local ranchers into selling their land cheap, stood at the station waiting for the fast MAXYMA—perhaps the quickest gunslinger in these parts. The train was late, as usual, and Mr. The End was losing patience. He knew MAXYMA's services wouldn't come cheap, but he needed them for what he had planned. Especially after being turned down by Kimi, the most famous bounty hunter from this side of Ria Spa.
"Where the hell is that train!" The End muttered to himself, pacing the platform nervously.
"It’s only natural it's running late, boss..." Jamie Barnes15 tried to suck up to him.
"Natural? Nothing in this town is natural!!!" The End snapped.
"Probably that conductor Sean Smith5 got drunk again and forgot to shovel the coal," Franem remarked ironically.
"If that's actually the case, I want him taught a lesson!" The End barked.
"With pleasure, boss," Jamie Barnes15 replied.
Meanwhile, Sean Smith5 was casually tipping back a nearly empty bottle, letting the wind hit his face. His assistant, brightwolf48, pulled the whistle cord to signal their imminent arrival in Tamburelo. The shrill screech of steam echoed through the valley...
To be continued...
Fast Edward Howard2... 😎 The fastest gunslinger in the States. 🙂
Wild Bill Hickok, Doc Holliday, Billy the Kid, Wild West Max—every legendary gunslinger has that one nickname that sticks to them like glue. Every icon needs a handle. ☕ Honestly, I could've easily gone with "Edward Howard2 the Magnificent," but hey, I guess I can live with this one. No complaints here!
Since I’m officially the fastest gunslinger in the West, I'm pretty much counting on my VIP seat in the final showdown... 😁
I really hope I can turn into someone like William Munny from *Unforgiven*. You know, that classic hired gun with a gritty past who ends up actually having a heart of gold—a guy fighting for justice and eventually taking down some corrupt, crooked sheriff. That's the dream. 🤣
I’ve gotta say, that whole thing swifttiger75 was cooking up is honestly such a vibe. It’s also killer how WayOut was basically calling the shots on how the chase would go down—it really pulls you right into the action, making you feel like you're part of the story. I’m seriously hoping we get more moments like that, where the main characters actually have to make those split-second calls that shift the entire direction of the plot. That kind of stuff keeps me hooked!
For instance... I might end up having some kind of final decision to make when we settle everything up. 😁, which would probably go something like this...
Edward Howard2 is standing face-to-face with the Sheriff, taking one last drag from his cigarette. He’s holding a revolver in each hand, and each one only has a single bullet left. He already burned through ten rounds clearing out the Sheriff's sidekicks—those minor players like tbfa, Paskaneman, graniteharbor502, Kimmy #1, Bjesomara, Philip, Nathan Jones98, Sepu, and Mazgoon. Turns out Mazgoon was actually a former Sheriff from a small town near the Monza racetrack, but he bailed after getting fed up with local gangs filling up the jails, so he started making a living as a mail carrier instead. Now, anyone paying close attention would probably notice something a bit off: Edward Howard2 only killed nine people but used ten bullets. That’s pretty weird for a gunslinger with a reputation for being deadshot. But anyway, during the shootout, graniteharbor502 took the first hit right in the left ear. He hit the dirt immediately, thrashing around and screaming in pain, rolling around in the dust. Being the kind soul he is, Edward Howard2 decided to end that suffering by putting a second bullet right between his eyes. Honestly, he finished off all the others with that same surgical precision, straight to the forehead. So, here we are at the final showdown near the 130 Corals. On one side, you've got Edward Howard2, and on the other, there's WayOut, William Bennett53, and Pangloss. In that split second, Max is weighing a massive decision... which two of these loudmouthed Sheriffs is he going to send to the grave since he's down to his last two bullets? Does he go with his gut and take out the two he likes the least, or does he play it smart and target the two who aren't as fast?
And hey, don't let my made-up ending get you guys down... this is just how I see things playing out. I'm sure swifttiger75 has a totally different vision for how this goes. Honestly, at this rate, some of these characters might not even make it to the final showdown. Like, what if darkmarlin16 actually lands a shot right in the backside and the guy dies from an infection before the big finale even happens? 🤷 Who knows how things will actually go down... 🤷