Finally sat down to watch it, and honestly? It’s just classic Luc Besson through and through.
Just 85 minutes of pure, unadulterated nonsense.😛
WHAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ABOUT THIS GUY IS HOW HE HANDLES PLOT HOLES!
1. He realizes the kid has a boyfriend, so he shows up at the house to teach her how to drive—then suddenly, later in the movie, she’s tearing through the streets like a pro driver from Top Gear despite having zero driving experience. Besson’s logic is basically... hmm... screw it, she'll just drive like a total badass.🙏
2. In almost any other movie, a .50 cal would blow everything to pieces, but here? Not even a scratch. But hey, whatever, he and his daughter manage to punch through a full military blockade—and we're talking US Marines here, not some ragtag militia—so how does he protect her while he goes off to hunt people down in the middle of Istanbul? Hmm... let's see... Besson thinks about it... oh, forget it, he'll just call some tech geniuses to fix it, next scene.
CUT TO:
The main guy just magically appears on the street.🙏
Highly recommend everyone go read the "Total Joke Script" analysis.
http://www.the-editing-room.com/taken-2.htmlAnd that bit about the unit? Man, I was dying laughing.🤣