Long live the new king!

jadeseal7 said:I said this years ago—Red Bull fans are basically just Man City fans.

All I see in the OP is a bunch of red everywhere and everyone acting like Nov 29th was some holy day. Honestly? Gives me plenty of reasons to root against the Red Bull next year—you know, that "four-time champ" everyone used to worship.

Look, I stopped rooting for MS the second he put on that red Petl gear. So yeah—I'm definitely not pulling for this little punk either.

I am going to close this thread if the tone continues to mirror that other discussion about bathroom humor. Alternatively, I can merge it with that one, if you prefer.

William Bennett53 said:I'm going to have to lock this thread if things keep heading in the same direction as that other messy discussion—unless we decide to just merge them together, which is up to you guys.

Let's not stop 😁

jadeseal7 said:Don't you dare stop 😁

Why would we stop!? This is just good old-fashioned trolling

Plus, Vettel somehow ended up with this killer new nickname—"the red rooster"—completely by accident, and honestly, it’s pure gold.

So, I switched my phone keyboard over to a different dialect just to make chatting with neonfox65 easier,

And when I went to type "red Vettel," autocorrect flipped it to "red rooster." It was too funny to fix, so I just rolled with it.

Now, can someone please explain who this nonsense actually hurts? If anyone’s actually offended, step up and tell the mods.

Go ahead, speak up. Don't just sit there whining behind the scenes like a total baby.

Red Pevac 😂 losing his mind over Richard



😂

neonfox65 why on earth did you drop an Alonso photo in a Vettel thread? 🤷

stormybadger8 said:neonfox65, why on earth did you drop an Alonso photo in a Vettel thread? 🤷

That’s just Petl being a total four-time fraud... 👋

Alonso basically bailed on Ferrara like a total amateur... so yeah, this photo definitely has to be him. 😉
It’s not out of the question that things could have gone down the same way with Kimi or Vettel, but I guess we'll just have to wait and see how that plays out. ☕

stormybadger8 said:Alonso basically bolted from Ferrara like a kicked puppy... so yeah, the photo's gotta be him 😉

Gresis. Alonso absolutely wrecked Kimi 👋

And Ricardo Petla 😂

Who even cares about that...
Alonso didn't surprise anyone; he wasn't exactly pulling any rabbits out of hats here...
Back when Vettel was at Red Bull, he shocked everyone four times, and every single time he delivered...

Basically, Alonso was just popping corks until the hens plucked him bare and chased him off. 🤣

Richard absolutely wrecked Petl 👋

🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9zC-95bzv8

Talk about tearing it up in the exact same car! 😂

Go ahead and practice that sentence in English before you try explaining it to this crowd. 🙂
http://thejudge13.com/2014/12/02/voi...-home-wrecker/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkrbBFL9t3c

And we’re already seeing this mess during the very first qualifying session—Petl didn't even make it into Q3... 😂

😂

Seriously, Mark Ruiz8, how do you manage to never get bored of yourself?
If you’re going to keep up this level of constant trolling, please just move over to the bathroom humor threads; you can't bring this kind of nonsense into every single discussion.

Ugh, I'm not really a fan of Sebastian Vettel, but I have to admit that red looks pretty good on him 😍 .
Maybe he can finally drag Ferrari back to where they belong.

I am giving this a like

It’s pretty grim, thinking about how Mattiacci basically handed Marchionne the keys to destiny. Does this mean future Ferraris are going to be named after, uh, women?

I mean, looking back, only two Ferraris ever actually carried a name, and both were male. The third one just got initials, so where does that leave us now?

Samantha? Brianne? Jenny?

:klap: