Long live the new king!

How uninspired... of course it’s going to have an Italian name now ☕
It'll probably be called "Red Sea" 🤣

Red Sea

How do you say "our little red tin can" in Italian?
I’m honestly not sure if this Google Translate version, "i nostri piccoli lattine rosse," is even remotely right. 😬

If you've already got the big one, you don't need the little one

Our Red

It would be a total blowout.

Jason Campbell70 I can't even begin to tell you how much this whole situation is driving me up the wall, honestly. It’s just one thing after another with these people, constantly acting like they have some kind of divine insight when, in reality, they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag if you gave them a GPS and a flashlight. You see it everywhere, this absolute delusion that they know better, and frankly, it's exhausting to watch. I mean, look at the way things are being handled lately—it's a total circus, a complete joke, and if you ask me, we're all just sitting here waiting for the punchline that never comes. It’s almost impressive how consistently wrong they are, right? Like, you have to put in effort to be that misguided, but they make it look effortless. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, the sheer absurdity of it all. It’s enough to make you want to just pack it all in and move to a cabin in the middle of nowhere, far away from all this nonsense. But hey, that’s just my two cents, and probably not worth a dime given how much everyone loves to argue about absolutely nothing.
We might even end up doing something with Vettel's helmet too.

First off, they need to actually turn him into a driver. 🥱

William Bennett53 said:I mean, let’s be real—that white helmet is an absolute killer look for the red car. It just works. I’m honestly just crossing my fingers that they actually stick with it for at least a full season without messing around with the design every five minutes. At the very least, it’ll make him easy to spot when he's tearing through the field. Honestly, for the last few years, I’ve been constantly obsessing over getting some new helmets—it’s like this impossible thought that just keeps looping in my head every single time I sit down to think about it.

Are you colorblind or something?

Are you seriously telling me you can't tell the difference between black and some weird yellowish-green? I mean, come on, man. 🙄

Phenomenal!
Unbelievable!
Magnificent!
Wonderful!

Ah, the symbolism:


Just quoting one of my own posts—sadly from seven years ago:

Jason Campbell70 said:

The undisputed king of Formula 1 and his young successor!🙏 🙏 🙏

And another one from back then:

Jason Campbell70 said:ALONSO IS THE CANCER, VETTEL IS THE ANSWER!

Once we get rid of that Spanish malignancy, we return to the old ways. Let the legitimate heir to magnificent Michael write new brilliant chapters in the story called Ferrari! 🙏🙏🙏

God, what a driver!
God, what a poster!

Man, oh man, Jason Campbell70 🤦

darkmarlin16 said:Oh, Jason Campbell70...

It’s a line uttered by countless women, girls, and ladies alike. 😎

And I suspect a few men, too.

Jason Campbell70 said:It’s a line uttered by countless women, girls, and ladies. 😎

And I'll bet a few men say it too.

Were you just too drunk to be sure?

or maybe they hit up Bangkok

shadowstag10 said:or maybe they just spent some time in Vegas

Now working with Davor Šuker?

Jason Campbell70 is like Sebastian Vettel—you either absolutely love him or you can't stand him.

There is no middle ground.

steelmaker83 said:Were you too drunk to be sure?

If I started talking now, people would just say I'm bragging.

But this isn't about Magnificent Pilatus... after all, this thread is about another magnificent young man in a magnificent Formula team.

Jason Campbell70 is out here calling Vettel a four-time fraud.

Jason Campbell70 said:Jason Campbell70 is like Sebastian Vettel—you either absolutely love him or you can't stand him.

There's no middle ground.

If I started talking about myself now, people would probably say I'm bragging.

But this isn't really about Magnificent Pilatus.... after all, we're actually talking about some other magnificent young guy in a magnificent Formula 1 team.

🤣

Less talk, more action... you need to go get that front wing attached over at the Paddock, because we both know a picture is worth a thousand words.🙏 🙏 🙏

Hey, go take a photo, I'm bored.😍 Maybe I'll count your chest muscles for you... or let you know if I spot anything suspicious.😁

darkmarlin16 said:He's calling Sebastian Vettel a four-time fraud.

Oh, please—that's just him trolling the Fernando Alonso fanboy ☕

So, I was digging through some old threads...
And I stumbled upon this ...
It’s pretty wild how Mark Webber already knew Sebastian Vettel was heading to Ford before the 2013 season even wrapped up. That decision had only just been 😁
made.

darkmarlin16 said:Jason Campbell70 calls Sebastian Vettel a four-time fraud.

jadeseal7 said:That’s just him trolling the Alonso fanboys. ☕

Me?
Never!

I honestly refuse to believe that Paul is actually trolling us with this whole Sebastian Vettel thing.

darkmarlin16 said:I refuse to believe Paul is trolling us with this Sebastian Vettel stuff.

How can you even troll the past!? Can't you see these posts are literally years old.

Unless—of course—my theories about time being an illusion aren't 100% spot on.

space doesn't flow—period. So yeah, someone who can only move in straight lines and one direction only might actually think it does