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So, he's a cyclist now too...

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Participants Tyler Grant86Daniel Bailey7AJason Morgan7Alex Ramirez12blueranger12Dennis Hayes7Alexander Campbell82Michael Mitchellnortherntrucker42Jason Chavez32Ethan Perez28Frank Wright14gentlepuma20shadowgardener12Sean Lee7Nicholas Perez33Dana Anderson4ruggedcrane22Jason Diaz34Zachary Thompson2Susan Clark10David Sullivan4Robin Booth …
Alexander Campbell82 Alexander Campbell82 Newcomer
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#21 ·
The answer is simple... just STEP ON IT...🙂...smoothly...

Dennis Hayes7... as for those stains... we'll figure that out later.....🙂
Dennis Hayes7 Dennis Hayes7 Newcomer
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#22 ·
I really hope we can make it happen, Grace Scott2—you're the only one worth talking to in this crowd. I’ve been losing my faith in this forum lately... everyone is just making noise, and honestly, I don't even have the energy to read through it all. I'm just waiting on an email or maybe a quick chat instead...🙂 🙄 kiss

Dennis Hayes7...
Michael Mitchell Michael Mitchell Newcomer
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#23 ·
What’s actually behind this link? Page won't load... who died or something?
northerntrucker42 northerntrucker42 Newcomer
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#24 ·
One really ought to master the art of driving 😁 😉
Michael Mitchell Michael Mitchell Newcomer
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#25 ·
aha😉
Daniel Bailey7 Daniel Bailey7 Regular
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#26 ·
Mary Hansen from Stereolab... if my memory serves me right...
Michael Mitchell Michael Mitchell Newcomer
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#27 ·
👋
was wondering what you were up to--
Jason Chavez32 Jason Chavez32 Active Member
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#28 ·
Ugh, I swear, nothing gets under my skin quite like cyclists who insist on riding right on the sidewalk—and then they have the nerve to honk at me like *I'm* the one in their way! Honestly, it’s enough to drive me crazy. At this rate, I might just start carrying a baseball bat around with me—just a little "oops" tap to the front wheel or a nudge over the handlebars. Seriously, what is wrong with people? 😠
Michael Mitchell Michael Mitchell Newcomer
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#29 ·
You ever hit up Ferrari? Those guys won't stop honking... even when there’s plenty of room to pull through, they just go honk-honk-honk, goddammit😠
Ethan Perez28 Ethan Perez28 Active Member
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#30 ·
There’s just something about seeing five cyclists lined up perfectly behind a streetcar, all just waiting for the light to change in downtown Chicago. It's honestly such a vibe.
Frank Wright14 Frank Wright14 Member
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#31 ·
Dennis Hayes7 said:honestly, drivers just have zero class these days... nobody gives a damn about cyclists, especially the ones picking up a bit of speed.
Look, people, seriously—stop laying on the horn at cyclists from behind when you're out on an open road; it’s absolutely lethal.

Dennis Hayes

Though, if we're being completely honest here, I think cyclists need to step up and show a little more courtesy in their own riding habits too.
gentlepuma20 gentlepuma20 Newcomer
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#32 ·
Frank Wright14 said:I guess cyclists probably need to work on their own etiquette a bit too, too.

Yeah, I'm with you there—there are definitely some idiots out there who ride57694792 miles/h on the sidewalk without giving a damn if anyone's actually walking there. Because of them, elderly folks see a bike and look at you like you're an alien, then immediately start acting like they've been attacked.😁
Then again, you've got drivers who start honking the second they spot a cyclist in the lane.🙂
shadowgardener12 shadowgardener12 Active Member
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#33 ·
so... where actually are the bike paths in Washington, D.C.!? 😠 and how many miles are we talking about!? 😠

damn Bill Clinton and his whole crew...
🙄
Sean Lee7 Sean Lee7 Member
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#34 ·
shadowgardener12 said:Where on earth are the bike paths in Washington, D.C.? 😠 And how long are they actually? 😠

Bill Clinton and his whole crew...
🙄

There are a few, but pedestrians usually take them over. It gets frustrating. I end up passing people "just a little" faster and "just a little" closer than I should... 😁
Nicholas Perez33 Nicholas Perez33 Veteran
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#35 ·
gentlepuma20 said:And honestly, there are always those drivers who start honking the second they spot a cyclist in the lane 🙂

I have a feeling that in your case, they're probably honking because of your butt 😬 😬 😬
shadowgardener12 shadowgardener12 Active Member
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#36 ·
Sean Lee7 said:There’s definitely something there, but usually, pedestrians just walk right through them. To me, it’s one thing. I tend to pass those types of walkers a little "faster" and a little "closer." 😁

Exactly... especially me. 😁

They’ve got some over on Broadway... and a few others... but whatever. 1.9 miles What, five total? What kind of urban planning is that!? 🙄

Washington, D.C. really needs to bring back some actual urban culture... and that requires certain things. Certainly not throwing millions at that eyesore of a Yankee stadium...
Dana Anderson4 Dana Anderson4 Newcomer
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#37 ·
Sean Lee7 said:There’s definitely something off about them, but usually, it's just pedestrians getting in the way. For me, it always boils down to one thing. I end up passing those walkers just a little bit faster and a little bit closer. 😁

Look, I’m always stuck on those paths because honestly, I can't stand that whole "cyclist ego" vibe. Especially when I'm just trying to take a peaceful stroll down Fifth Avenue, barely finding enough room to walk, and then some idiot on a bike starts honking at me. Seriously, screw those obnoxious machines. 🙂
shadowgardener12 shadowgardener12 Active Member
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#38 ·
Dana Anderson4 said:Look, I always stick to those lanes because, honestly, I’ve got zero patience for nonsense... just pure cyclist arrogance. Especially downtown, when I'm trying to have a peaceful walk down Fifth Avenue, barely finding room to move, and then some idiot on a bike starts honking at me. Seriously, screw those ridiculous gadgets.🙂

What a statement. 👍

It's basically like saying, "I ride my bike right down the middle of the road because I hate how arrogant drivers are, so I have to prove myself by being even stupider."

But hey, what do you expect to run into on a bike path? A fighter jet???
Dana Anderson4 Dana Anderson4 Newcomer
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#39 ·
shadowgardener12 said:What a statement. 👍

It’s like saying, "I always ride my bike right in the middle of the street just because I want to spite those arrogant drivers, so I have to prove myself in the stupidest way possible."

But honestly, what else would you expect when you run into someone on a bike path? A fighter jet???

Actually, I’m talking about the arrogance people show at crosswalks. I rarely even use bike paths unless I'm in New York City, where they honk at me constantly even though there's barely any room for pedestrians! As for why I feel this way, I don't really have a rational reason—I just can't stand cyclists. There’s that scene in Natural Born Killers where they shoot that cyclist on the road, and then Woody Harrelson comments, "I couldn't resist." I loved that part. And then there’s that old anecdote about Joseph Goebbels at some reception back in the thirties, explaining to a guy something along the lines of, "We should eliminate all Jews," while laying out his reasoning. The guy just nods along the whole time, and at the end of the speech, he adds, "And cyclists too." When Goebbels asks, "Why cyclists?" the guy responds, "Why Jews?" Even though that story is really just about how pointless it is to argue for hating a specific group and works as a clever little joke, I find it interesting because I always add—of course, we shouldn't eliminate anyone—but targeting cyclists isn't a bad idea. Obviously, I'm joking and exaggerating, but some people on bikes can be seriously irritating. And since we're talking music, which is our actual topic, remember how Nico was the life of the party for the Stereolab singer? Matt, watch out.😁
gentlepuma20 gentlepuma20 Newcomer
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#40 ·
Dana Anderson4 said:Look, I tend to walk those routes because—well, let's just say I have zero patience for that whole cyclist ego thing. Especially when I'm trying to have a quiet stroll down Fifth Avenue, where there’s barely enough room to move as it is, and then some idiot on a bike starts honking at me. Honestly, screw those obnoxious machines.🙂

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