EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit

stormybadger8 said:So what now? Look, I’m telling you, it isn't Alonso's fault. It's not even the drivers' fault. The FIA is responsible for this entire situation, and there's really no debate about that.☕

So, you're telling me Lewis Hamilton had no clue what he was doing? Give me a break. That's just ridiculous.🤣

He accidentally hit the Safety Car on track and then drove like a total maniac toward the pits. Like, you seriously think he didn't know what he was doing?😂

What’s the logic behind overtaking the Safety Car? Honestly, that excuse—"I didn't realize it was the Safety Car, I thought it was just Nicole driving my Mercedes so I sped up to give her a push"—is absolute gold. 😬🤣

Hahaha 😂🤣😂
I'm not even gonna try to quote your massive wall of text here, but seriously, bravo 👍

And Alonso 😍 🙏 is just straight-up hilarious 🤣

stormybadger8 said:I accidentally and inexplicably typed a Z right before Alonso's name, and when I saw what I did, I just lost it. Laughing my head off. 🤣

But honestly, the nickname is gold 🙏 fits him perfectly 😬🤣

Alonso😍

🤣

Maybe we should just make that his official new nickname 🤣 Even as a fan, I kind of dig it 🤣

From what I saw, the safety car didn't even cross the line before Hamilton blew past him 🤔
so he basically didn't overtake the safety car on track

right? 😕

stormybadger8 said:So what now? Look, I’m telling you, it isn't Alonso's fault. It's not even the drivers' fault. The FIA is responsible for this entire situation, and there's really no debate about that.☕

So, you're telling me Lewis Hamilton had no clue what he was doing? Give me a break. That's just ridiculous.🤣

He accidentally hit the Safety Car on track and then drove like a total maniac toward the pits. Like, you seriously think he didn't know what he was doing?😂

What’s the logic behind overtaking the Safety Car? Honestly, that excuse—"I didn't realize it was the Safety Car, I thought it was just Nicole driving my Mercedes so I sped up to give her a push"—is absolute gold. 😬🤣

Of course it isn't...☕

😬

The track is absolute garbage.
That race was just a slightly more difficult injustice.
Webber's out there again, who knows how many times now 👎.

Bravo, Sebastian Vettel! 🙏

🤣🤣🤣 http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/84822

Mark Webber was acting pretty strange 😁

We haven't seen a safety car at this track in the last two years, so there's a decent chance we'll see one during the race. The main thing is to stay out of trouble and turn an incredible qualifying session into a solid points haul.

Seriously Christian Horner, did you cast a spell on him? Just shut up and stop giving interviews, please. 🤣

EDIT: The Germans are absolutely crushing the Brits today🤣

Maria Nelson2 said:Of course it isn't...☕

😬

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/84837

but Hamilton overtook the safety car, something that I had never seen, overtaking the medical car with yellow flags

Seriously though, he was even tailing Christian Horner's Mercedes caravan. 🙄

Screw the penalties and the excuses. It's not just about him passing the SC on track; he passed the medical car too 😲 so he's not a cheater, he's just insane. What if Webber had stayed out on the track instead of being in the pits? This idiot could have actually killed him. 😱

If this is true, then it definitely deserves a massive penalty. Passing through the pits is total BS and I totally get why Alonso is complaining so much. This calls for a drastic punishment. 👎

Besides, the race director should be crucified for this. 🙄
I didn't see any of this anywhere. 🤷

I'm pretty sure this is a repost, but whatever...

About two hours before Mark Webber, King tried out this exact same trick in the GP2 Series at the very same spot 😁

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv8fL8yv7R4

With this post, I am officially announcing that, following the driver changes at Scuderia Ferrari, I am no longer a supporter of their team. Why? Well, after having a career-defining opportunity to clinch the championship in 2008, Felipe Massa has completely lost his edge—especially after last year's accident. Honestly, he’s performing even worse than when he was just running errands for Grandpa. But that isn't the primary reason... the main issue is this overly sensitive, flamboyant, Spanish nonsense currently being displayed... what kind of behavior is this? 🤦

Situation I:

At the Monaco Grand Prix in 2010, during the final lap, the safety car comes out just 300 meters before the finish line. The officials make a mess of things and start waving green flags. Grandpa, despite being clinically dead and held together by Gerovital, Centrovita, and Viagra, sees that green light and manages to use his very last living brain cell to command his feet to floor the accelerator. He does this because this weeping, flamboyant Latin lover is riding his bumper through the corners, struggling because his tires are shot, and eventually overtakes him. Then, Scuderia Ferrari and Alonso dig through the rulebook to claim there's no overtaking on the final lap, resulting in a penalty for Grandpa. Even if it technically follows the letter of the law, it certainly doesn't follow the spirit of sportsmanship. 🙂

Situation II:

The European Grand Prix 2010. Even though that German driving the safety car has one of the easiest, highest-paying jobs in the world, perhaps he suffered a minor stroke during Mark Webber's accident? I mean, what was that move immediately after the leader passed? Lewis Hamilton actually overtook him quite normally, just as Alonso and everyone else should have been able to do... but no, this little eunuch panicked and slowed down, causing everyone behind him to act like fools. Alonso is actually responsible for his own mess here, yet people are busy complaining about Hemić? And what about Fetl? The officials penalize Hamilton. The whole ordeal lacks both legal integrity and sporting spirit. 🤮

And is THAT really why they dumped Kimi from the lineup? 🤦

stormybadger8 said:http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/84837

but Hamilton overtook the safety car, something that I had never seen, overtaking the medical car with yellow flags

Seriously though, he was even tailing Christian Horner's Mercedes caravan. 🙄

Screw the penalties and the excuses. It's not just about him passing the SC on track; he passed the medical car too 😲 so he's not a cheater, he's just insane. What if Webber had stayed out on the track instead of being in the pits? This idiot could have actually killed him. 😱

If this is true, then it definitely deserves a massive penalty. Passing through the pits is total BS and I totally get why Alonso is complaining so much. This calls for a drastic punishment. 👎

Besides, the race director should be crucified for this. 🙄
I didn't see any of this anywhere. 🤷

It's funny how they switch between calling it Scuderia and the medical car... ☕

Honestly, I think the only fitting penalty would be a bullet to the head. ☕

And throw in another one for Alonso for what happened back in 2008 when the kid lost his cool and hit the wall just so this guy could win. ☕

Frank Collins85 said:With this post, I am officially announcing that, following the driver changes at Scuderia Ferrari, I am no longer a supporter of their team. Why? Well, after having a career-defining opportunity to clinch the championship in 2008, Felipe Massa has completely lost his edge—especially after last year's accident. Honestly, he’s performing even worse than when he was just running errands for Grandpa. But that isn't the primary reason... the main issue is this overly sensitive, flamboyant, Spanish nonsense currently being displayed... what kind of behavior is this? 🤦

Situation I:

At the Monaco Grand Prix in 2010, during the final lap, the safety car comes out just 300 meters before the finish line. The officials make a mess of things and start waving green flags. Grandpa, despite being clinically dead and held together by Gerovital, Centrovita, and Viagra, sees that green light and manages to use his very last living brain cell to command his feet to floor the accelerator. He does this because this weeping, flamboyant Latin lover is riding his bumper through the corners, struggling because his tires are shot, and eventually overtakes him. Then, Scuderia Ferrari and Alonso dig through the rulebook to claim there's no overtaking on the final lap, resulting in a penalty for Grandpa. Even if it technically follows the letter of the law, it certainly doesn't follow the spirit of sportsmanship. 🙂

Situation II:

The European Grand Prix 2010. Even though that German driving the safety car has one of the easiest, highest-paying jobs in the world, perhaps he suffered a minor stroke during Mark Webber's accident? I mean, what was that move immediately after the leader passed? Lewis Hamilton actually overtook him quite normally, just as Alonso and everyone else should have been able to do... but no, this little eunuch panicked and slowed down, causing everyone behind him to act like fools. Alonso is actually responsible for his own mess here, yet people are busy complaining about Hemić? And what about Fetl? The officials penalize Hamilton. The whole ordeal lacks both legal integrity and sporting spirit. 🤮

And is THAT really why they dumped Kimi from the lineup? 🤦

I almost choked on my apple, hahaha 😂😂😂😂 🙏🙏

Alonso:

Then the safety car came out, which wasn't ideal for our side of things, but Hamilton actually overtook the safety car, which was something I'd honestly never witnessed before—overtaking the medical car right under yellow flags.

😲I can totally see why Alonso lost his mind😲

Instead of a drive-through penalty, they probably should have just given 😲 Hamilton another round of whatever madness he was pulling😲

Hamilton 🙄

Alonso 👋

Looks like everyone loves this nickname, fans and haters alike 🤣

Mom, seriously, tell Charlie that what he did was totally uncool and he needs to be penalized 😂

Man, I would have absolutely loved to see the look on his face when they told him Lewis Hamilton was right on his tail after the pit stops 😂

cosmicridge5 said:Alonso:

Then the safety car came out, which wasn't ideal for our side of things, but Hamilton actually overtook the safety car, which was something I'd honestly never witnessed before—overtaking the medical car right under yellow flags.

😲I can totally see why Alonso lost his mind😲

Instead of a drive-through penalty, they probably should have just given 😲 Hamilton another round of whatever madness he was pulling😲

Hamilton 🙄

And honestly, if he doesn't snap 🥳 I mean, can you blame us for wanting to hand him a bullet to the head? 🥳

Frank Collins85 said:With this post, I am officially announcing that, following the driver changes at Scuderia Ferrari, I am no longer a supporter of their team. Why? Well, after having a career-defining opportunity to clinch the championship in 2008, Felipe Massa has completely lost his edge—especially after last year's accident. Honestly, he’s performing even worse than when he was just running errands for Grandpa. But that isn't the primary reason... the main issue is this overly sensitive, flamboyant, Spanish nonsense currently being displayed... what kind of behavior is this? 🤦

Situation I:

At the Monaco Grand Prix in 2010, during the final lap, the safety car comes out just 300 meters before the finish line. The officials make a mess of things and start waving green flags. Grandpa, despite being clinically dead and held together by Gerovital, Centrovita, and Viagra, sees that green light and manages to use his very last living brain cell to command his feet to floor the accelerator. He does this because this weeping, flamboyant Latin lover is riding his bumper through the corners, struggling because his tires are shot, and eventually overtakes him. Then, Scuderia Ferrari and Alonso dig through the rulebook to claim there's no overtaking on the final lap, resulting in a penalty for Grandpa. Even if it technically follows the letter of the law, it certainly doesn't follow the spirit of sportsmanship. 🙂

Situation II:

The European Grand Prix 2010. Even though that German driving the safety car has one of the easiest, highest-paying jobs in the world, perhaps he suffered a minor stroke during Mark Webber's accident? I mean, what was that move immediately after the leader passed? Lewis Hamilton actually overtook him quite normally, just as Alonso and everyone else should have been able to do... but no, this little eunuch panicked and slowed down, causing everyone behind him to act like fools. Alonso is actually responsible for his own mess here, yet people are busy complaining about Hemić? And what about Fetl? The officials penalize Hamilton. The whole ordeal lacks both legal integrity and sporting spirit. 🤮

And is THAT really why they dumped Kimi from the lineup? 🤦

God bless you. Finally. 🙏

Well, bravo. 👏 I guess if Lewis can't make it to the podium any other way, we’re all just supposed to look the other way when it comes to the rules. 😍

Alonso & Kobayashi were the real winners today. 👋 👋 😁

hollowgull5 said:Mom, seriously, tell Charlie that what he did was totally uncool and he needs to be penalized 😂

Man, I would have absolutely loved to see the look on his face when they told him Lewis Hamilton was right on his tail after the pit stops 😂

Charles 😁

What worries me more is watching a two-time champion struggle to tell the difference between a Safety Car and an ambulance 🤷

Christian Williams61 said:God bless you. Finally. 🙏

He really isn't.

Christian Williams61 said:And honestly, if he doesn't snap 🥳 I mean, can you blame us for wanting to hand him a bullet to the head? 🥳

A bullet to the head, for crying out loud 🤣 🤦

And then people like that go around complaining about Alonso 🙄