Thinking about trying drugs

placidranger said:A few years back, I spotted this little booklet in a library—perfectly translated into English. It was basically a field guide for weed: how to shop for it, judging quality versus quantity, vetting a dealer, finding spots where you won't get busted, smoking techniques, even some edible recipes 🙏

I once saw a kids' book titled "Jacob Ate Too Many Candies." 🤣

Can't be bothered to upload it right now, but I've got a photo of it on my phone. 🤣

Larry Wells2 said:So, I'm writing this because I'm planning on trying drugs for the first time. I'm 17 and a junior in high school. Just a heads-up: don't bother trying to talk me out of it, because I'm going to do this regardless of whatever stupid comments you leave. I guess I've just reached a point where I feel like I've done everything else and I want to try something new. To be clear, I haven't even touched weed yet. I have zero interest in smoking that. But all my friends are into speed now, and now this other friend is pushing us to try cocaine. Money isn't the issue. I'm just stuck on what to actually go with, so I wanted to hear about your experiences. What's the best way to get a real high without being a total zombie for 24 hours? I'm thinking about doing something Saturday night so that by maybe 2 or 3 in the morning on Sunday, I'm somewhat functional, though I still want the experience to actually hit.

😂

jump! jump!

🙂

amberorca192 said:I once saw a kids' book titled "Jacob Ate Too Many Candies." 🤣

Can't be bothered to upload it right now, but I've got a photo of it on my phone. 🤣

I actually saw Jacob himself after he ate too many candies, but I didn't snap a picture.🤮

What is wrong with you people? If a kid isn't just messing around, do you honestly think your moronic advice is going to stop him from trying? "Don't do it"—yeah, because that's worked wonders for everyone who ever actually accomplished anything. And here come all these damn saints and gym rats who probably haven't even touched a beer, let alone a cigarette. What even is a drug to you? You're all hypocrites.

Frank, look up "harm reduction."

placidranger 😍
Willard, send me that photo 🙂

Lisa Doyle said:Douglas...bravo!

Frankie...what a little brat!

🙏 😂

Frank, you gotta put this in the safe...😬

Carol Jackson45 said:What is wrong with you people? If a kid isn't just messing around, do you honestly think your moronic advice is going to stop him from trying? "Don't do it"—yeah, because that's worked wonders for everyone who ever actually accomplished anything. And here come all these damn saints and gym rats who probably haven't even touched a beer, let alone a cigarette. What even is a drug to you? You're all hypocrites.

Frank, look up "harm reduction."

placidranger 😍
Willard, send me that photo 🙂

Nothing beats the experts who have zero experience giving out life advice 🙏 🙏 🙏

Yeah, uploading now 🙏

EDIT: Picture looks crappy because my phone is like three years old 😁

With all due respect to this gathered group of educators and enthusiasts, I find it hardly surprising that seventeen-year-olds are turning to amphetamines if their parents are as informed or perceptive as those assembled here. Rather than recognizing that it is more prudent to explain harm reduction to a young man intending to use drugs so he doesn't kill himself on his first attempt, you all seem preoccupied with competing over which comment can be the most provincial and outdated. Please try to grasp, just once, that if a child—including your own—decides to use drugs, they are going to do it regardless. Period. And if they are determined to go through with it, it is far better that they understand what they are consuming. The person who started this thread did the best thing possible, even if they chose the wrong venue.

Regarding the topic at hand: Frank (?), if your friends are on speed and you want to stay "alert around 2 or 3 in the morning," your best bet is to take half an ecstasy pill. Since this is your first time, it will likely hit you with full force, but if you don't feel anything after two or two and a half hours, take the other half. It is probably best not to exceed that for a first timer. Ecstasy pills usually contain speed anyway, so you’ll get the dancing and the talking, but you'll also experience that specific "high" that pure speed lacks. (By the way, you should always try to avoid speed; it’s essentially a drug for American housewives trying to lose weight, failed athletes, and idiots.)

Drink plenty of fluids and enjoy yourself. 🙂

If you require further details, send me a private message.

placidranger said:Yeah, right. Like you know anything about it.

Maybe they aren't...

Others seemed fine after that Bonk; I feel like we all got the same stuff though :/

It’s the same deal with weed... everyone else is laughing and having a blast, while I'm just sitting here shaking and feeling totally paranoid...😠

amberorca192 said:Nothing beats the experts who have zero experience giving out life advice 🙏 🙏 🙏

Yeah, uploading now 🙏

EDIT: Picture looks crappy because my phone is like three years old 😁

Is it just me, or am I losing it along with these harm reduction folks? 🙂

Jacob is perfect. 🙏 :( : ( 🙏 🙏 I don't know what you're getting at with that. 🙏 ...whatever. 🙏 The greatest fairy tales ever written. 🤣

Personally, I’d suggest trying some hash oil—just one drop on a cigarette and you'll be seeing sounds and hearing colors... honestly, it's a trip.

Someone’s clearly looking for attention, huh?🙏

Just give the kid some drugs if he's that desperate. Seriously—if he actually has the cash he claims to have, I know a dealer we could work with to set something up. Get him smiling again, and then maybe he can marry me. I might end up being a pretty cheerful (and wealthy) widow before I hit 21, which honestly doesn't sound like a bad deal.😘

Do you all honestly believe that life requires us to experiment with everything just to figure out if it suits us—or worse, to feel qualified enough to lecture others about it? I don't have kids of my own, but when I see someone with children throwing their lives away and leaving a legacy of nothingness, I feel perfectly entitled to say, "That’s not how you raise a child," regardless of my own parental status.

In my view, this individual is just playing games; if they were actually using substances, they’d be busy doing it rather than starting a thread saying, "I think I'll try drugs."🙄

As for intoxicants, the only things even remotely acceptable are hashish and marijuana because the effects on men and women seem manageable; the women get a bit energized, while the men stay more than capable of performing in bed.

amberorca192 said:Nothing beats the experts who have zero experience giving out life advice 🙏 🙏 🙏

Yeah, uploading now 🙏

EDIT: Picture looks crappy because my phone is like three years old 😁

🙏🙏
and a burnt-out dog 🤣

It honestly blows my mind that someone would actually sit there and give a serious answer to some troll who starts their very first post by claiming they’re 17 and have already lived a thousand lifetimes 😁 😁 😁 😁

And then you guys have the nerve to act all high and mighty—calling everyone else hypocrites while acting like you're the moral compass of the internet? 🤣 🤣 🤣

Jose Miller3 said:It honestly blows my mind that someone would actually sit there and give a serious answer to some troll who starts their very first post by claiming they’re 17 and have already lived a thousand lifetimes 😁 😁 😁 😁

And then you guys have the nerve to act all high and mighty—calling everyone else hypocrites while acting like you're the moral compass of the internet? 🤣 🤣 🤣

Look, even if it is a bot, I don't care. There are kids out there asking the exact same questions who will end up reading this. I was that kid once—except I didn't go to an online forum; I asked the older crowd, and they just jerked me around a few times.

placidranger said:Look, even if it is a bot, I don't care. There are kids out there asking the exact same questions who will end up reading this. I was that kid once—except I didn't go to an online forum; I asked the older crowd, and they just jerked me around a few times.

Wait, hold up—you actually think the advice you're dropping in this thread is worth reading? Like it's some kind of profound wisdom or actual help for a young guy trying to navigate the brutal reality of the drug scene?

Man, you've totally lost the plot 🤣 🤣 🤣

cosmicskipper55 said:With all due respect to this gathered group of educators and enthusiasts, I find it hardly surprising that seventeen-year-olds are turning to amphetamines if their parents are as informed or perceptive as those assembled here. Rather than recognizing that it is more prudent to explain harm reduction to a young man intending to use drugs so he doesn't kill himself on his first attempt, you all seem preoccupied with competing over which comment can be the most provincial and outdated. Please try to grasp, just once, that if a child—including your own—decides to use drugs, they are going to do it regardless. Period. And if they are determined to go through with it, it is far better that they understand what they are consuming. The person who started this thread did the best thing possible, even if they chose the wrong venue.

Regarding the topic at hand: Frank (?), if your friends are on speed and you want to stay "alert around 2 or 3 in the morning," your best bet is to take half an ecstasy pill. Since this is your first time, it will likely hit you with full force, but if you don't feel anything after two or two and a half hours, take the other half. It is probably best not to exceed that for a first timer. Ecstasy pills usually contain speed anyway, so you’ll get the dancing and the talking, but you'll also experience that specific "high" that pure speed lacks. (By the way, you should always try to avoid speed; it’s essentially a drug for American housewives trying to lose weight, failed athletes, and idiots.)

Drink plenty of fluids and enjoy yourself. 🙂

If you require further details, send me a private message.

With all due respect, if this had been posted by a ten-year-old instead of some guy who might (maybe) join the Army this fall—God help us if someone gives him a weapon to carry—I might actually listen to your moral lecturing...

And why shouldn't he kill himself if that's what he wants? You gonna stop him? By giving him advice on how to "safely" crash?

crimsonbear23 said:Do you all honestly believe that life requires us to experiment with everything just to figure out if it suits us—or worse, to feel qualified enough to lecture others about it? I don't have kids of my own, but when I see someone with children throwing their lives away and leaving a legacy of nothingness, I feel perfectly entitled to say, "That’s not how you raise a child," regardless of my own parental status.

In my view, this individual is just playing games; if they were actually using substances, they’d be busy doing it rather than starting a thread saying, "I think I'll try drugs."🙄

As for intoxicants, the only things even remotely acceptable are hashish and marijuana because the effects on men and women seem manageable; the women get a bit energized, while the men stay more than capable of performing in bed.

Your whole world revolves around sex, you absolute legend.🤣

Jose Miller3 said:Wait, hold up—you actually think the advice you're dropping in this thread is worth reading? Like it's some kind of profound wisdom or actual help for a young guy trying to navigate the brutal reality of the drug scene?

Man, you've totally lost the plot 🤣 🤣 🤣

highly unlikely😁

cosmicskipper55 said:With all due respect to this gathered group of educators and enthusiasts, I find it hardly surprising that seventeen-year-olds are turning to amphetamines if their parents are as informed or perceptive as those assembled here. Rather than recognizing that it is more prudent to explain harm reduction to a young man intending to use drugs so he doesn't kill himself on his first attempt, you all seem preoccupied with competing over which comment can be the most provincial and outdated. Please try to grasp, just once, that if a child—including your own—decides to use drugs, they are going to do it regardless. Period. And if they are determined to go through with it, it is far better that they understand what they are consuming. The person who started this thread did the best thing possible, even if they chose the wrong venue.

Regarding the topic at hand: Frank (?), if your friends are on speed and you want to stay "alert around 2 or 3 in the morning," your best bet is to take half an ecstasy pill. Since this is your first time, it will likely hit you with full force, but if you don't feel anything after two or two and a half hours, take the other half. It is probably best not to exceed that for a first timer. Ecstasy pills usually contain speed anyway, so you’ll get the dancing and the talking, but you'll also experience that specific "high" that pure speed lacks. (By the way, you should always try to avoid speed; it’s essentially a drug for American housewives trying to lose weight, failed athletes, and idiots.)

Drink plenty of fluids and enjoy yourself. 🙂

If you require further details, send me a private message.

I second this. 👍