Scary Movie 4

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just saw some stuff online saying it’s coming out in 2006
is that actually true? ? ? ? ?

darkviper7 said:😁
I just saw online that it’s coming out in 2006
Is that actually true? ? ? ? ?

It's true... 🙂

Over here in the States, we're looking at mid-April of next year...

It’s bound to be just another pile of mockery aimed at War of the Worlds—honestly, I can hardly wait...

SunBlade said:🙂

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Whenever I find myself watching something like Scary Movie, I can't help but wonder... who actually sits down and watches this garbage? I always try to tell myself it’s just a tiny, tiny group of people, hoping that most folks still have some common sense and find these cinematic disasters just as repulsive as I do.
But deep down, I know that isn't true. It feels like I'm living in a warped world where so many people genuinely enjoy movies like Scary Movie.
And honestly... that always just leaves me feeling a bit blue.

Yeah. Everything's just going to hell...

Elizabeth Garcia2 said:Every single time a movie like Scary Movie comes up, I can't help but wonder... who actually watches this garbage? I always find myself hoping it's just a tiny, tiny group of people—you know, clinging to the hope that most folks still have some common sense and find these cinematic disasters repulsive.
But deep down, I know that's not how it works. I know I'm living in a twisted world where tons of people genuinely enjoy watching movies like Scary Movie.
And honestly, it just makes me sad.

Here’s a little lesson in basic logic for you:

Premise 1: Scary Movie films are popular and make a massive amount of money at the Box Office.
Premise 2: For Scary Movie films to be popular and consistently rake in those huge numbers, a huge number of people have to keep watching and loving them.
Premise 3: People who love watching Scary Movie are morons.
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Conclusion: A huge number of people are morons.

The argument holds water if it's impossible for all the premises to be true while the conclusion is false. In other words, if premises 1 through 3 are true, then the conclusion is automatically true.

Film buffs might try to argue against premise 3, but they don't realize they're morons themselves, so there's really no need to doubt the conclusion.

Bryan Barrett said:Okay, here’s a little lesson in basic logic for you guys:

Premise 1: Scary Movie films are super popular and pull in massive amounts at the Box Office.
Premise 2: For those Scary Movie flicks to stay popular and keep hitting those huge numbers, a massive amount of people have to keep watching and loving them.
Premise 3: The people who actually enjoy watching Scary Movie are morons.
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Conclusion: A massive amount of people are morons.

The argument holds up if—and only if—it's impossible for all the premises to be true while the conclusion is false. In other words, if premises 1 through 3 are true, then the conclusion is automatically true.

Film buffs might try to argue against premise 3, but they don't realize they're morons themselves, so there's really no point questioning the conclusion.

I think I got lost somewhere near the start of this post... 😬

Ugh, logic...
I mean, wouldn't it be even more logical if a ton of people just watched Scary Movie films because they're straight-up fun? Like, you can totally turn your brain off—they're comedies where you can just laugh here and there (at least I do!). I don't really get why you guys find Scary Movies so repulsive, but hey, whatever...

Morgan Wright: there's gotta be a massive pile of War of the Worlds jokes coming, I can't wait...

So, here's a scene from the Third part of dark film (roughly, if my memory serves me right): Aliens are attacking, and then, bam!—the main characters are getting beat up, and suddenly this big guy (one of the leads) steps up and whacks an alien with a shovel, and the alien's head just pops right off. Then the guy goes: "Aha! Found their weak spot—they're helpless without heads!"🤣
That's how awesome Scary Movies are, especially since they already spoiled War of the Worlds😁. The best is yet to come...🙄

Bryan Barrett said:A little lesson in logic:

Premise 1: Scary Movies are popular and pull huge numbers at the Box Office.
Premise 2: For these movies to stay popular and profitable, a massive amount of people have to keep watching and enjoying them.
Premise 3: People who enjoy Scary Movies are morons.
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Conclusion: A massive amount of people are morons.

The argument holds if it's impossible for all premises to be true while the conclusion is false. In other words, if 1 through 3 are true, the conclusion follows automatically.

Film buffs might try to dispute premise 3, but they wouldn't realize they're morons anyway, so there's really no reason to doubt the conclusion.

The logic is sound. Still, I have to admit I've only seen the first and second ones once.
I tried watching the second one twice, but the jokes just felt... moronic. (They were the first time too, but I don't mind switching my brain off for stuff like this)😁

The sequels the Wayans brothers put out were decent enough, but I didn't even bother sitting down for the one with Leslie Nielsen. I'm hoping—though I probably shouldn't hold my breath—that the fourth one might actually circle back to that older style of humor...

So, I heard this back in the day, maybe like a year ago—the fourth installment is gonna be all about poking fun at superheroes and those whole genre tropes. Sounds a little pathetic, right? But hey, who knows, maybe there will actually be some decent jokes in there! They might even throw in a parody of one of those newer movies. What do you think?

I have to admit, I got a good laugh out of those two Scary Movie sequels. That said, they are absolutely packed with unnecessary, mindless gags—ranging from mocking some idiot character to that bit with the trans person's anatomy (honestly, just uncomfortable)... The second one felt tedious, almost a carbon copy of the first. As for the third installment, based on the trailer, I’ll be skipping it. It might be funny the first time a fool slams into a bedside lamp, but after that?...
But man, that scene where the guy outside the car smashes a beehive into someone's head, while someone else is stomping on the girl smoking next to the driver... pure gold... 😂 😂

Man, the Scary Movie films are absolute riot! 😁 Personally, I think SM 2 is kind of a miss. It feels like there are way too many random characters thrown in just to insult them rather than actually parodying anything, which honestly just wastes screen time. But hey, that’s just how the Wayans brothers roll—sometimes they overdo it, but other times they are TURBO HILARIOUS. 😁 I still love them, though. 😍 That’s why the Third part of dark film is so great; I highly recommend grabbing a copy from the library or wherever!

I am obsessed with Cindy Campbell and those wild looks she gives. 🤣

Even though the hype suggested the 4th installment would dive into superhero movies, it looks like Scary Movie 4 is sticking to the classic formula. We're looking at parodies of a massive blockbuster, a heavy-hitting horror-thriller, and an M. Night Shyamalan flick—specifically War of the Worlds, Saw and The Village. 🤣

The concept seems a little thin, but I'm crossing my fingers that it turns out okay... 🙂

The movie hits US theaters on April 14, 2006.

You should definitely check out the official site: http://www.scarymovie.com/

and... take a look at the trailer 🙂

Scary Movie 4 is also going to poke fun at some showbiz craziness, like Tom Cruise appearing on Oprah, and get this—Dr. Phil is actually taking over a role in one scene (specifically during the bit Laughing at films: The Grudge, The Village, War of the Worlds, Saw, Saw II, Million Dollar Baby, Brokeback Mountain)! :O







I died...

Dr. Phil 🤣

I mean, the first and third ones were alright, you could definitely get a few laughs out of them...
But when it comes to the fourth installment, I guess my expectations are...🤔...well...to be honest, I'm really not expecting anything at all...😉

The first two were great, and the third one was alright, so I wasn't expecting much from the fourth, though I suppose I'll give it a watch. If someone doesn't like it, they certainly don't have to see it.

Brian Williams said:Honestly, the Scary Movie films are a riot... 😁 SM 2 is pretty weak—it's cluttered with random characters that don't even serve a parody purpose, just unnecessary insults that waste runtime—but that's just how the Wayans brothers work; they overdo it sometimes, but occasionally they are TURBO HILARIOUS 😁 I'm a fan 😍 That’s why the Third part of dark film is so great, and I highly recommend everyone grab a copy!!!!

The third one is actually the best specifically because the Wayans brothers didn't direct it.

Brian Williams said:...

Yeah, you're right! 👍 It's honestly adorable how there are always people making movies just to entertain brainless kids. 🙏 🙏 🙏

I honestly feel like people just don't seem to know when enough is enough sometimes...