Scary Movie 3

The first one is alright
The second isn't much to write home about
THIS ONE IS A TOTAL HOME RUN
Pure comedy. Spent two hours in the theater and honestly couldn't stop smiling once. It’s a top-tier movie—so many clever, original jokes I was practically clutching my stomach from laughing so hard.. BRILLIANT

Since when does 87 minutes—which is basically just the end credits, so we’re talking maybe 82 minutes—count as 2 hours???

nimblemarlin17 said:Since when does 87 minutes—which is basically just 82 minutes once you strip away the credits—count as two full hours???

Well, it seems he’s living in some sort of parallel dimension where time actually moves slower than it does here in the States.
Scary Movie and its sequel were both absolute trash !!!!! So, honestly, why should I expect anything different from the third one? If there's any single joke in the entire movie that actually lands for me, it's probably that bit involving Michael Jackson.👎

It features a handful of solid jokes, a touch of vulgarity, some morbidity, and perhaps a slight lack of taste, though everything is quite well-packaged. If you enjoyed the first two installments, you'll likely appreciate this third one. If not, there's really no reason to bother watching it.
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The first one is trash !!!!!, the second is trash !!!!!-
trash !!!!! third.

First off—the jokes are tacky and cheap, but they really are funny! You might even find yourself laughing against your better judgment if you happen to be one of those "Scary Movie style low-brow humor" kind of people like I am

Second—the gags are tasteless and cheap; they aren't quite as hilarious, but they still manage to get a laugh out of you

Third—the jokes are tasteless and cheap... actually, what jokes even? I think I managed a tiny chuckle maybe twice during the entire movie....👎

Honestly, I thought all three sequels were pretty hilarious—I was basically rolling on the floor laughing... so, feel free to say whatever you want about them...

I actually watched it today
The movie was pretty mediocre. Honestly, those supposedly "hilarious" jokes felt like stuff I'd already seen the last time I went to the theater to see the trailer; everything else was just trash !!!!!

It seems like people at the cinema will laugh at just about any kind of nonsense🙄 🙂

This movie is definitely tastier than the last one, but I’m still leaning towards parodies like pistol goal. Still, it isn't bad—actually, it's pretty good, unlike the second one which was just trash !!!!!

I was cracking up! 🙂 It’s actually a really solid movie, even if it gets a little exhausting toward the end. 🙄 My favorite part has to be the parody of "8 Mile"—the guy throws on a hood and looks straight-up like a KKK member, then the crowd suddenly goes wild and starts hyping him up, and wait until he actually starts rapping 😛
The scene where the Black woman is lying in the casket is hilarious; everyone at the wake is looking all somber and grieving, and her mom is just like, "Look how peaceful she looks," but then they show her, and she's got this terrified, frozen face with bulging eyes and an open mouth, hands stuck mid-air.
So good 👍 Honestly, I liked this way more than the first one, though I haven't seen the second installment yet.

I actually caught it yesterday, and while the movie was pretty much all filler, there were a few funny jokes and situations scattered in there, I suppose. 👎

It’s such a bummer when they dump all the best jokes right into the trailer... and that little nod at the beginning of Airplane!, where Leslie Nielsen says "Good lock, we are counting on you..."—man, the audience didn't even catch it.
Anyway, I found myself checking my watch more times than I care to admit while the movie was playing—which pretty much says it all...

I haven't actually sat down to watch it yet, but everyone I've talked to who has seen it says the movie is absolute trash !!!!!

Gary Kelly8 said:It’s such a drag when they dump all the best jokes into the trailer instead of the actual movie.

Did anyone else notice how half the stuff from the trailer isn't even in the movie? Honestly, it's not even that bad, though those creepy alien clips were probably the funniest parts—I was practically pissing myself laughing at them.😉

I can't say I'm particularly fond of this third installment—they went ahead and swapped out the entire cast, and frankly, the magic just isn't there anymore!

While I absolutely adore parody movies, Scary Movie 3 simply doesn't hit the mark for me.👎

goldberry said:First off—the jokes are tasteless and cheap, yet they are funny! You might even find yourself laughing against your will if you happen to be one of those "Scary Movie-style cheap humor" types like me.

Secondly—the jokes are tasteless and cheap, slightly less funny, but still funny.

Thirdly—the jokes are tasteless and cheap... honestly, what jokes? I barely managed a chuckle about two times during the entire movie.👎

That is essentially how I would put it as well.

One of the few decent jokes is the one involving the KKK, but the rest are just weak and poorly executed.

I wasn't feeling it.... every single joke felt so forced and stretched thin...
The only part that actually caught my attention was that scene where the hat keeps getting bigger... and honestly, only because I couldn't tell if I was seeing things or not....

I'm actually getting ready to sit down and watch it—I'm genuinely curious if it lives up to the hype... honestly, a buddy of mine initially tried to talk me out of it, claiming the movie is a complete disaster... which, of course, only made me more interested. 😬

So, I guess that means it’s not really worth watching... though, honestly, I think I might just end up seeing it anyway. 😁

The movie is just plain mediocre... honestly, you're better off watching Airplane!... since all the best jokes are in that one anyway... 👎 True, it’s a step up from the other one, but the other one is such absolute trash !!!!! that even this doesn't feel like much of an achievement...👎