Dealing with static electricity shocks?

hiddenviper9, seriously, what the hell? Are you actually trying to say I'm terminally ill?! 😕 whatafuck?!😕 What kind of healers are we even talking about here? What? Someone help me out here. 😕 🙂 😕

cosmicridge5: hiddenviper9, seriously, what makes you think I'm terminally ill?!

Where on earth did you get that idea?
Is typing the only thing you can do?
Don't you know people actually need to learn how to read too?
If I'm still standing here after everyone claimed I was fighting an incurable disease, where are you getting this idea about me being terminal?

Besides, if your way of life creates enough chaos to eventually "knock you sideways"—with a vocabulary that wouldn't pass muster with a street hustler in NYC—you'll struggle to even shake off a common cold.

Look, if your system is creating enough glitches to potentially "put you in bed" one day—using a vocabulary that even a street bum in NYC wouldn't touch—you’re probably going to have a hard time shaking off even a common cold.

Good grief, don't get all worked up, hiddenviper9... honestly. If you had actually read the whole thing from the start, you would've seen I was just trying to joke my way through the issues...😁 😉 But seriously, don't mess with me; you actually shocked me there. I guess I just phrased things a bit clumsily... damn, these are serious matters we're talking about...😕 , so keep going... you can't just drop a bombshell and then bolt...😕 🙂

cosmicridge5,

Consider yourself transferred to my son's department.
He’s stuck working with people who, at best, need some serious psychological help.

hiddenviper9, the son:

Hey, you psycho!
What, you moved from Vrsac—past Mexico City—then past Serbien cafe—straight into the topic of public debt?
It's been quite a long trip, hasn't it?

So you claim my old man dropped a bug in your head.
Don't sweat it—that bug has been living in your head for ages.
That's why you ended up here on the Health subforum, where actual adults come to try and sort out their medical issues while hanging out.

Still, it's obvious you have your little problems—but only God can help you fix them.
And since you don't believe in God—you're finished!
Just go buy some 1.60 x 40 lumber and wait.
It won't be long.
Sicher!
Anyway, catch you later when I pass on in 70 years to the next world.

hiddenviper9 - You’re just talking nonsense at this point. You clearly don't get humor, and honestly, you've become pretty rude. It is incredibly irresponsible to suggest to people online that they have cancer just because they're feeling "electric shocks"...

Calling all comedians!

You can find the Jokes subforum right above the Health section.
So, if you're posting jokes under Health, please move them over to the right spot.

Just a quick side note here.
One of the BIGGEST mistakes parents make is failing to teach young children not to fear any illness. Instead, they should be taught to face these challenges with self-confidence and a sense of inner strength—traits every decent person should possess.

Also, cancer shouldn't be treated as some untouchable taboo, especially by those who view it as nothing more than a severe cold.

As long as we have comedians posting in the Health section and people treating illnesses with such dread, we’ll continue to see patients arriving at hospitals paralyzed by fear, sometimes passing away simply from the shock of seeing a needle.

After all, we're living in the 21st century, aren't we?

Basically, his job involves dealing with people who, at best, probably need some serious psychological help.

psychological help😕

Hey, psycho cosmicridge5!

Well, hey there too, hiddenviper9... or should I say hiddenviper9 Junior? Welcome to the debate...😁 , welcome to the discussion..😁 😕

Well, since you don't believe in God—you're doomed!

😕 😲

Just buy a coffin, size 6'0" by 1'4", and wait.

😁 😁 God damn...

Anyway, bye. See you in seventy years when I arrive in the next life.

Hmmm... some kind of cult? What? Jesus...🙄

So, the comedians over in the Health section should just move to the Humor column instead.

Isn't laughter supposed to be medicinal..?

As long as we have these kinds of comedians in the Health section, along with commenters who view illnesses through the lens of disease, hospitals will continue to see terrified people arriving to die—people who basically pass away the moment they see a needle.

What's your issue with the comedians in the health section? What do you actually want? You're the only one here being "dead serious" on one hand, while letting your son run wild on the other. Besides, this is my topic, so show some respect...😎
What's the problem, hiddenviper9? Speak up, share your experience, and stop throwing feathers all over my thread for no reason...

Just grab a tiny little light bulb and hang it from a chain 🙄 😁

hiddenviper9 said:A little announcement for all the comedians out there!

Right above the Health subforum, you'll find the Jokes section.
So, if you're looking to crack jokes in Health, maybe consider moving over to the comedy section instead.

And just so we're clear on one thing...
One of the BIGGEST mistakes parents make is failing to teach their young kids not to be afraid of ANY illness. Instead, they should be teaching them to use self-confidence and faith in themselves to fight against whatever comes their way—it's just part of being a resilient human being.

Also, cancer shouldn't be treated like some forbidden taboo, especially by people who brush it off as nothing more than a bad cold.

But honestly, as long as we have "comedians" posting in the Health section and people discussing illnesses through such a narrow lens, we’re going to keep seeing people arrive at hospitals terrified to death—people who practically pass away just from the sight of a needle because they're so scared.

At the end of the day, we're living in the 21st century! Isn't that right?

The "religion" forum is also right nearby. You should check it out. Maybe you'll find some better company over there...

That would certainly be a much better topic to dive into...

cosmicridge5, try to look on the bright side of this sting: every time ...
... you discharge that negative energy 😉
... there’s a spark jump between you and the dear man

To the OP,

- A cold bath isn't going to save you!

- You really jumped into this debate headfirst!

- Needless to say— 😕 😲 —right?

- How's it going, American?

- What? Good grief... (yeah, I can see where this is going).
How about this one:
"...if you had just read from the start, you would have seen..."
"...you can't just drop a bomb and run..."

Conclusion: It’s clearly a new dialect: some mix of regional slang.

- How can you say it isn't healing?
Sicher said—that's why I told you that you won't die from cancer, but you'll die from the flu. 😁
(There, just so things don't get too heated here. 🙏

Oh, and Thomas Mendoza5 gave you good advice: Buy a little lightbulb and hang it on a chain
- so you'll know when the voltage is high, once the bulb lights up.

And one more thing for the slow movers:
Even bears know that old story: HELP! THERE'S A WOLF!

Honestly, what kind of nonsense is this? I had one day where I was getting shocked constantly; people were practically running away from me like I was some kind of hazard 😁 but I’m perfectly fine—healthy, stable, and completely normal 🙄 thank God 😛 Just carry something to help ground yourself and that's the end of it. You aren't hurt. Don't worry about it 😁 👍

hiddenviper9, come on, spill it—which asylum did you just escape from?😁 😁 🙂

I can't tell if this thread about static electricity has completely gone off the rails or if I just wandered into the wrong room
Here’s my take on the matter:
Just grab a standard lighter, or maybe a screwdriver, or a testing probe—whatever you want to call it—and
once you charge it up, it discharges.
If you actually need an explanation of the mechanics behind that, come find me somewhere on the forum...

I can't tell if this thread about static electricity just completely went off the rails, or if I somehow stumbled into the wrong room.

😁 😁 Yeah, you're definitely in the right place..😁 😉

Hey guys, not sure if this belongs here.
Is this a health thing? No clue...😕 but since my damn body keeps causing me pain, I figured I'd just drop it here.

I’m literally getting shocked! ...for like the last month, I’ve been so statically charged it’s actually scary. It happens like 20 times a day every single time I touch something... everything just pops.
Sometimes there's an actual spark 😲 (usually when I hit a light switch), and sometimes it hits so hard my arm goes numb. And yeah, it hurts...🙂
When I kiss someone, my nose even crackles, and my lips too... whoever I touch, they get stung.

Should I go buy some jumper cables?
Just kidding.🙂
But seriously... how do I fix this? I’ve actually started being afraid to touch Armal's pipe because the shock is way worse then.

what am i to do?

Get a grip 😁

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:Get a grip... 😁

😂

🤣
6 fit andr 😁

It’s medical, but it’s freaking shaking me up. Honestly don't know what to do...
😱

total disaster🙂

We had a thread about this ages ago. Let me dig through my history and I'll drop the link for you here. 😉