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Best and worst biblical movies: What are your picks?

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Kyle Vaughn8 Kyle Vaughn8 Active MemberOP
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#1 ·
Easter is creeping up—time to get into these movies. 😁
I haven't seen all of them yet, but I’m trying to, so I'm curious which ones actually hit for you guys.

Which films handled this subject matter well, and which ones totally missed the mark? Why?

Any specific directors you'd call the masters of this genre?

For me, the most convincing one so far is

The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Mel Gibson
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I mean, the suffering is just... so visceral and real.

I can't for the life of me remember the name of that Italian director who made that great movie about Jesus as a kid
Anyone happen to know? 🤔
Great dialogue, too.

I also really liked Christian Duguay's work
Augustine

Total disappointment: Noah
I couldn't even make it ten minutes past the start. 👎
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The casting was just so off.
The girl from Harry Potter, Russell Crowe as Noah, and the actress from A Beautiful Mind—they just didn't vibe together at all. 🤷

So, what's your go-to movie for this? 🍿
Nancy Morgan3 Nancy Morgan3 Newcomer
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#2 ·
It’s not a movie, but I thought that History Channel miniseries was actually great.
The soundtrack, the narrator, the acting... everything was spot on.

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Kyle Vaughn8 Kyle Vaughn8 Active MemberOP
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#3 ·
Yeah, that's the one where the devil looks just like Obama. 😁
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Really solid show—it does an amazing job breaking down the Bible. 👍
They even turned it into a movie, too.
Nancy Morgan3 Nancy Morgan3 Newcomer
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#4 ·
I haven't seen the movie and didn't even know it existed, but how do you cram that much material into just two hours and expect it to actually make sense?

So, I did a little digging on IMDb and found this, which looks pretty interesting.

It starts airing this Sunday. If it's connected to that series everyone was raving about earlier, it's definitely worth a watch.
Kyle Vaughn8 Kyle Vaughn8 Active MemberOP
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#5 ·
I didn't even know that—thanks for the heads up! 👍

Honestly, I’m pretty shocked by how high-quality those History Channel series are... they really nail the subject matter, just like they did with The Bible, so I'm definitely adding them to my watchlist.
jadetiger37 jadetiger37 Member
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#6 ·
First off, I’d say Ben-Hur is easily the heavyweight in this group—if you can even count it in this conversation..

Not strictly about the Bible, but the subject matter is pretty wild—super controversial, definitely polarizing, and honestly not for everyone, especially if you're one of those people with super rigid, old-school beliefs:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095497/

- Solid concept, killer cast and performances, plus you've got Scorsese.. 👍
Nancy Morgan3 Nancy Morgan3 Newcomer
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#7 ·
Since we're already talking about it, I saw it on National Geographic today. Killing Jesus

Just watched it. It's already up on torrent sites.
It’s not that it’s bad, but it isn't anything to write home about either. It drags on a bit longer than The Passion of the Christ, and the acting is just mediocre at best. You can see those fake beards from a mile away. Honestly, the only thing they got right was giving the actors darker skin so they actually look like they belong in that era and climate.
Look, let’s get one thing straight: Jesus wasn't some blue-eyed, blonde male model with perfectly coiffed hair and a manicured beard. Really? You still believe that?
Kyle Vaughn8 Kyle Vaughn8 Active MemberOP
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#8 ·
jadetiger37 said:First off, I’d say Ben-Hur is easily the heavyweight in this group—if you can even count it in this conversation..

Not strictly about the Bible, but the subject matter is pretty wild—super controversial, definitely polarizing, and honestly not for everyone, especially if you're one of those people with super rigid, old-school beliefs:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095497/

- Solid concept, killer cast and performances, plus you've got Scorsese.. 👍

That’s usually considered the most successful biblical movie, right?

Besides, we don't have to stick strictly to movies about Jesus—anyone from the Bible works, I guess even a Pharaoh would fit here.

Moving away from the Bible for a sec, but it's an interesting topic—though pretty controversial and definitely not for everyone, especially those with super rigid beliefs:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095497/

- Great concept, stellar cast, and you've got Scorsese... 👍

It's kind of hard to picture De Niro as Jesus, but hey, sounds intriguing.

Nancy Morgan3 said:Since we're already talking about it, I saw it on National Geographic today. Killing Jesus

Just watched it. It's already up on torrent sites.
It’s not that it’s bad, but it isn't anything to write home about either. It drags on a bit longer than The Passion of the Christ, and the acting is just mediocre at best. You can see those fake beards from a mile away. Honestly, the only thing they got right was giving the actors darker skin so they actually look like they belong in that era and climate.
Look, let’s get one thing straight: Jesus wasn't some blue-eyed, blonde male model with perfectly coiffed hair and a manicured beard. Really? You still believe that?


Cool poster,
but honestly, I didn't mind the blonde, blue-eyed Jesus in The Bible at all.
Actually, he was one of my favorite portrayals of Jesus ever.
Morgado did an awesome job.

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Who do you guys think is the best Jesus in film? [/URL]
shadowridge99 shadowridge99 Member
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#9 ·
In my opinion, the most compelling work by Scorsese
The Last Temptation of Christ 🙏is definitely
silentviper19 silentviper19 Active Member
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#10 ·
Honestly, I feel like the only way to make a decent movie about the Bible is to go the comedy route or maybe some kind of parody—black comedy or otherwise. Anything else just ends up feeling like straight-up, nasty propaganda.

I don't know, those types of films just feel gross to me. It’s a personal thing, I guess.

A perfect example of that nastiness I'm talking about? Definitely Gibson's Passion of the Christ.
wiredraven82 wiredraven82 Active Member
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#11 ·
Gibson’s *Passion of the Christ* is the gold standard—and there's a very simple reason for that: the sheer level of archaeological and linguistic authenticity. I’m not sitting here debating theology or whether Jesus was the Son of God; that’s not the point. My point is the grit and realism of the era itself—the way they handled the language, the clothing, the footwear, the weaponry... everything. As an archaeologist, I have massive respect for Gibson’s eye for detail, just as I do with his work on *Apocalypto*.

If he hadn't ruffled the feathers of the Jewish community, who knows where his career would be today. He might still be the undisputed king of historical epics, but instead, we've essentially been left with *Apocalypto*.
jadetiger37 jadetiger37 Member
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#12 ·
Kyle Vaughn8 said:That’s usually considered the most successful biblical movie, right?

Besides, we don't have to stick strictly to movies about Jesus—anyone from the Bible works, I guess even a Pharaoh would fit here.

Moving away from the Bible for a sec, but it's an interesting topic—though pretty controversial and definitely not for everyone, especially those with super rigid beliefs:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095497/

- Great concept, stellar cast, and you've got Scorsese... 👍

It's kind of hard to picture De Niro as Jesus, but hey, sounds intriguing.



Cool poster,
but honestly, I didn't mind the blonde, blue-eyed Jesus in The Bible at all.
Actually, he was one of my favorite portrayals of Jesus ever.
Morgado did an awesome job.

[URL='http://www.pic-upload.de/view-26612853/image.jpg.html'] image


Who do you guys think is the best Jesus in film? [/URL]

Ironically, it’s probably the last thing that should be labeled a "Bible movie"... But hey, I get it... 🙂

hard to picture DeForest as Jesus, but sounds interesting.

Yeah, totally fine.. Personally, I think he's a solid actor, so no biggie..
But look, if you actually dig the idea of the movie, you gotta read the book by Nikos Kazantzakis that Scorsese used for his film.. Only thing is, obviously, the book is better..

By the way, the Vatican was dead set against it—they fought tooth and nail to stop the film from ever coming out—which honestly just makes it a better recommendation for reading or watching, unless you've got super conservative church views..

besides, the topic doesn't have to revolve strictly around movies about Jesus; it could be anyone from the Bible, even the King of Egypt fits here.

As for variety, I can't really think of any that blew me away.. Generally, directors and studios are too stingy to actually dive deep and do this kind of subject matter justice, but here's one: that trilogy based on angels and demons: Prophecy, though only the first part is worth your time..
Kyle Vaughn8 Kyle Vaughn8 Active MemberOP
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#13 ·
jadetiger37 said:Honestly, I'm totally fine with it.. I think he's a solid actor, so no complaints here..
But hey—if you dig the movie idea, you should definitely check out the book by Nikos Kazantzakis that Scorsese used for his film.. Though, let's be real, the book is better..

Thanks, adding it to my list—I've actually been hunting for something like this lately. There's one called Life of Jesus out in English that I'm planning to read too.
It seems more beautifully written than controversial,

but there's also that controversial documentary on the History Channel, Who Wrote the Bible? Or something like that. It's actually pretty good.

Just remembered a movie that absolutely blew me away.

Messiah by Roberto Rossellini🙏
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The movie didn't have some massive Hollywood budget or anything, but man, it's pure art. It really focuses on what the author was trying to say about Jesus... ☕ And the way they portray Jesus is just different—he's kind of a cool, decisive guy.
🙂
Kyle Vaughn8 Kyle Vaughn8 Active MemberOP
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wiredraven82 said:Gibson’s *Passion of the Christ* is the gold standard—and there's a very simple reason for that: the sheer level of archaeological and linguistic authenticity. I’m not sitting here debating theology or whether Jesus was the Son of God; that’s not the point. My point is the grit and realism of the era itself—the way they handled the language, the clothing, the footwear, the weaponry... everything. As an archaeologist, I have massive respect for Gibson’s eye for detail, just as I do with his work on *Apocalypto*.

If he hadn't ruffled the feathers of the Jewish community, who knows where his career would be today. He might still be the undisputed king of historical epics, but instead, we've essentially been left with *Apocalypto*.

oh shit, I never realized that.
I know everyone absolutely tore him apart, but I never actually considered that it might have tanked his career. 😲

The Passion of the Christ is phenomenal—and honestly, if you're saying as an archaeologist that everything checks out, that's just more proof it's solid. 🙂

I even know a few atheists who were totally blown away by that movie.
I mean, what other biblical film can pull that off?
It's just that good.
silentviper19 silentviper19 Active Member
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wiredraven82 said:Gibson’s *Passion of the Christ* is the gold standard—and there's a very simple reason for that: the sheer level of archaeological and linguistic authenticity. I’m not sitting here debating theology or whether Jesus was the Son of God; that’s not the point. My point is the grit and realism of the era itself—the way they handled the language, the clothing, the footwear, the weaponry... everything. As an archaeologist, I have massive respect for Gibson’s eye for detail, just as I do with his work on *Apocalypto*.

If he hadn't ruffled the feathers of the Jewish community, who knows where his career would be today. He might still be the undisputed king of historical epics, but instead, we've essentially been left with *Apocalypto*.

Sorry, but I think you're missing the mark on a few things here.

First off, it's just totally impossible to claim official Latin was the everyday tongue for soldiers and common folks. Even back then, Roman citizens were always speaking their own specific Latin dialects. And since the soldiers stationed over in places like Plestina were mostly coming from Crete, their speech would have been some sort of Latin-Crete dialect mixed in with Greek.

I can give you the win on Aramaic, but honestly, trying to reconstruct that language is a massive stretch. It would be like claiming we know exactly how ancient Slavic tribes spoke just because of how Cyril and Methodius recorded it. It's a bit of a leap, right?

What really bugs me about this whole narrative is that hidden, old-school Christian antisemitism bubbling under the surface. It makes it look like the Roman soldiers were basically just working for the Jewish kingdom, and like the Romans were merely bystanders in a Jewish state ruled by clerics in their own complex way. It's a weird vibe.

As for the clothing, sure, maybe, but we don't exactly have direct records or photos of what ancient Jews wore. We *do* know how the Romans dressed, though, so I'll give Gibson credit where it's due—he nailed that part.

At the end of the day, this whole idea of "linguistic authenticity" feels a bit silly to me. It feels more like a trick to dazzle the casual viewers and, of course, the religious crowd, just to make the movie feel more "authentic."
wiredraven82 wiredraven82 Active Member
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silentviper19 said:Sorry, but I think you're missing the mark on a few things here.

First off, it's just totally impossible to claim official Latin was the everyday tongue for soldiers and common folks. Even back then, Roman citizens were always speaking their own specific Latin dialects. And since the soldiers stationed over in places like Plestina were mostly coming from Crete, their speech would have been some sort of Latin-Crete dialect mixed in with Greek.

I can give you the win on Aramaic, but honestly, trying to reconstruct that language is a massive stretch. It would be like claiming we know exactly how ancient Slavic tribes spoke just because of how Cyril and Methodius recorded it. It's a bit of a leap, right?

What really bugs me about this whole narrative is that hidden, old-school Christian antisemitism bubbling under the surface. It makes it look like the Roman soldiers were basically just working for the Jewish kingdom, and like the Romans were merely bystanders in a Jewish state ruled by clerics in their own complex way. It's a weird vibe.

As for the clothing, sure, maybe, but we don't exactly have direct records or photos of what ancient Jews wore. We *do* know how the Romans dressed, though, so I'll give Gibson credit where it's due—he nailed that part.

At the end of the day, this whole idea of "linguistic authenticity" feels a bit silly to me. It feels more like a trick to dazzle the casual viewers and, of course, the religious crowd, just to make the movie feel more "authentic."

I’m not making a mistake here—because I am speaking strictly in terms of cinema (since that is the subject of this PDF at hand)—so:

You’re getting the cinematic details wrong, even if you’ve actually got the history straight.

You’re right about that—I’m not disputing your point. But honestly, did you really expect them to obsess over specific Latin dialects from that era? Give me a break. You should be grateful they even bothered using official Latin at all, especially when you look at the track record of other "linguistically authentic" period pieces out there. 🙂

silentviper19 As I was saying:
Everyone can get behind the idea that Aramaic was the spoken tongue, but trying to reconstruct its exact nuances is a massive uphill battle—it would be like claiming we know precisely how ancient Germanic tribes spoke just because we have the records left behind by Cyril and Methodius.

If we’re going to follow that line of reasoning, then we wouldn't be able to claim that so many extinct languages have been "reconstructed"—but they have. They're dead, sure, but they aren't gone. We can bring them back enough to make sense of them—not perfectly, mind you, but sufficiently to grasp their structure. Take the Etruscan language, for example; unfortunately, we still haven't quite cracked the code on that one.

silentviper19 said:Sorry, but I think you're missing the mark on a few things here.

First off, it's just totally impossible to claim official Latin was the everyday tongue for soldiers and common folks. Even back then, Roman citizens were always speaking their own specific Latin dialects. And since the soldiers stationed over in places like Plestina were mostly coming from Crete, their speech would have been some sort of Latin-Crete dialect mixed in with Greek.

I can give you the win on Aramaic, but honestly, trying to reconstruct that language is a massive stretch. It would be like claiming we know exactly how ancient Slavic tribes spoke just because of how Cyril and Methodius recorded it. It's a bit of a leap, right?

What really bugs me about this whole narrative is that hidden, old-school Christian antisemitism bubbling under the surface. It makes it look like the Roman soldiers were basically just working for the Jewish kingdom, and like the Romans were merely bystanders in a Jewish state ruled by clerics in their own complex way. It's a weird vibe.

As for the clothing, sure, maybe, but we don't exactly have direct records or photos of what ancient Jews wore. We *do* know how the Romans dressed, though, so I'll give Gibson credit where it's due—he nailed that part.

At the end of the day, this whole idea of "linguistic authenticity" feels a bit silly to me. It feels more like a trick to dazzle the casual viewers and, of course, the religious crowd, just to make the movie feel more "authentic."

I could agree with you there—but let’s be realistic. During that specific window of time, maintaining stability in Judea was absolutely not in Rome's best interest from a purely pragmatic military standpoint. If you look at the sheer logistical nightmare a rebellion would have caused their legions, it makes sense. Besides, we all know exactly what happened to the Jews just a few decades after they decided to stage an uprising.

P.S.: I really hope that while we’re hashing this out, you understand my intention here—I am not bringing Jesus into this discussion at all. We are sticking strictly to the linguistic, archaeological, and historical facts. 🙂

silentviper19 said:Sorry, but I think you're missing the mark on a few things here.

First off, it's just totally impossible to claim official Latin was the everyday tongue for soldiers and common folks. Even back then, Roman citizens were always speaking their own specific Latin dialects. And since the soldiers stationed over in places like Plestina were mostly coming from Crete, their speech would have been some sort of Latin-Crete dialect mixed in with Greek.

I can give you the win on Aramaic, but honestly, trying to reconstruct that language is a massive stretch. It would be like claiming we know exactly how ancient Slavic tribes spoke just because of how Cyril and Methodius recorded it. It's a bit of a leap, right?

What really bugs me about this whole narrative is that hidden, old-school Christian antisemitism bubbling under the surface. It makes it look like the Roman soldiers were basically just working for the Jewish kingdom, and like the Romans were merely bystanders in a Jewish state ruled by clerics in their own complex way. It's a weird vibe.

As for the clothing, sure, maybe, but we don't exactly have direct records or photos of what ancient Jews wore. We *do* know how the Romans dressed, though, so I'll give Gibson credit where it's due—he nailed that part.

At the end of the day, this whole idea of "linguistic authenticity" feels a bit silly to me. It feels more like a trick to dazzle the casual viewers and, of course, the religious crowd, just to make the movie feel more "authentic."

👍

silentviper19 said:Sorry, but I think you're missing the mark on a few things here.

First off, it's just totally impossible to claim official Latin was the everyday tongue for soldiers and common folks. Even back then, Roman citizens were always speaking their own specific Latin dialects. And since the soldiers stationed over in places like Plestina were mostly coming from Crete, their speech would have been some sort of Latin-Crete dialect mixed in with Greek.

I can give you the win on Aramaic, but honestly, trying to reconstruct that language is a massive stretch. It would be like claiming we know exactly how ancient Slavic tribes spoke just because of how Cyril and Methodius recorded it. It's a bit of a leap, right?

What really bugs me about this whole narrative is that hidden, old-school Christian antisemitism bubbling under the surface. It makes it look like the Roman soldiers were basically just working for the Jewish kingdom, and like the Romans were merely bystanders in a Jewish state ruled by clerics in their own complex way. It's a weird vibe.

As for the clothing, sure, maybe, but we don't exactly have direct records or photos of what ancient Jews wore. We *do* know how the Romans dressed, though, so I'll give Gibson credit where it's due—he nailed that part.

At the end of the day, this whole idea of "linguistic authenticity" feels a bit silly to me. It feels more like a trick to dazzle the casual viewers and, of course, the religious crowd, just to make the movie feel more "authentic."

That sounds a bit harsh, and I'm sure that wasn't his intention. Even if we agree that the Romans in that era wouldn't have been speaking official Latin, you'll have to admit—both you and I would much rather hear something resembling the period than standard modern English.
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I thought Morgado was great too.
He brought this calmness to the role, and his voice is just as soothing; it makes the whole performance really easy to watch.
He just lives and breathes everything he says.
For me, the best part was when he picked up Matthew at the market.

I was actually talking to my brother about language stuff during the Passion last night. It’s not like I obsess over those details—I don't mind English (even if aliens spoke it)—but I saw that Three Musketeers movie the other day where the plot is between the English and the French, yet everyone is speaking American. 👎
So, the Passion is a nice change of pace. Of course, there's a ton of behind-the-scenes drama that leans more toward conspiracy theories, but let's stick to the movie itself.
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wiredraven82 said:Gibson’s *Passion of the Christ* is the gold standard—and there's a very simple reason for that: the sheer level of archaeological and linguistic authenticity. I’m not sitting here debating theology or whether Jesus was the Son of God; that’s not the point. My point is the grit and realism of the era itself—the way they handled the language, the clothing, the footwear, the weaponry... everything. As an archaeologist, I have massive respect for Gibson’s eye for detail, just as I do with his work on *Apocalypto*.

If he hadn't ruffled the feathers of the Jewish community, who knows where his career would be today. He might still be the undisputed king of historical epics, but instead, we've essentially been left with *Apocalypto*.

Better than what? ☕
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095497/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_37
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Kyle Vaughn8 Kyle Vaughn8 Active MemberOP
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#20 ·
I was actually one of those people who was totally blown away by how they handled the shift to Latin in The Passion of the Christ—it just felt right, you know? 👍

It’d be so much better if some of the characters actually spoke Hebrew, or even Palestinian Arabic—basically whatever people were actually saying back then—instead of just everyone speaking English? ☕

Nancy Morgan3 said:I thought Morgado was great too.
He brought this calmness to the role, and his voice is just as soothing; it makes the whole performance really easy to watch.
He just lives and breathes everything he says.
For me, the best part was when he picked up Matthew at the market.

I was actually talking to my brother about language stuff during the Passion last night. It’s not like I obsess over those details—I don't mind English (even if aliens spoke it)—but I saw that Three Musketeers movie the other day where the plot is between the English and the French, yet everyone is speaking American. 👎
So, the Passion is a nice change of pace. Of course, there's a ton of behind-the-scenes drama that leans more toward conspiracy theories, but let's stick to the movie itself.

Seriously though—I was totally blown away by how calm he played that role. It’s such a vibe. Honestly, it's a shame you didn't cast him in that new series you posted? He looks completely different with the shaved head—could've easily pulled off a whole new character.

It just radiates exactly what he’s saying—you know?
For me, the absolute best part was that scene where he picks up Matthew at the market—seriously, how much better could it get?

That scene was killer—Matthew is honestly so convincing too.
I really loved how they handled the whole Abraham and his son storyline—especially that breakdown of how they split off from the Palestinians. And honestly? I found the scene where Abraham sacrifices his son to be incredibly moving. It just felt so real.

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