#13901 ·
brightpilot6 said:He didn't quite grasp the part about actually using soap when washing his hands, did he?☕
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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)
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#13902 ·
brightpilot6 said:He didn't quite grasp the part about actually using soap when washing his hands, did he?☕
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#13903 ·
brightpilot6 said:He didn't quite grasp the part about actually using soap when washing his hands, did he?☕
I guess you wouldn't find this funny if you were in my shoes. If things stay like this until summer, I’ll be stuck in an apartment with four women and a female dog. All that's on TV are cartoons and Turkish soap operas. I probably needed over a week of mental recovery just to deal with it.
Well, like Sid says, 18 pounds of meat is just 18 pounds of meat. I guess the dog is eating pretty well.
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#13904 ·
restlesssurfer97 said:Even with all those pandemic restrictions in place, this little cafe in Karlovac was still running full tilt, and when the police raided the place, they actually caught the owner and two customers right in the middle of it.
So you've got the owner and two patrons just hanging out in a closed cafe, and the inspectors basically decided it was definitely open because all the machines were powered up and humming away.
Honestly, that’s just how things work in this country—everything is supposedly under control, and they'll jump down your throat to penalize even the tiniest little infraction the second they see it. 🙏🙏🙏
Press conference. 🙏 🙏 🙏
God, I wonder if that meteor is actually going to hit. 🤦
Luckily they weren't playing poker, otherwise the police would've shut them down for running an illegal casino.🤣 🙏
#13905 ·
brightpilot6 said:He didn't quite grasp the part about actually using soap when washing his hands, did he?☕
Adam King6 said:🤣
I almost died. 🤣
Now she’s going to turn into a total drama queen.
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#13906 ·
brightpilot6 said:He didn't quite grasp the part about actually using soap when washing his hands, did he?☕
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So, what kind of penalty are we actually looking at for those people who were just sitting there drinking coffee?
#13907 ·
brightpilot6 said:He didn't quite grasp the part about actually using soap when washing his hands, did he?☕
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#13908 ·
Anthony Jackson2 said:I’m hearing rumors today that the government might temporarily suspend the Building Code and Public Procurement Act just to speed up rebuilding apartment complexes hit by the earthquake.
Why bother following the rules—or even adjusting them—when you can just work under the table? 👋 🤦
Typical government move. 🙏
I already touched on this back when Joe Rezac called for everyone to stop hiring private contractors and stick exclusively to GSK for all reconstruction efforts. In Washington, D.C., there are maybe 30 firms licensed to handle old building renovations anyway. Now they want to tear it all down and adapt it. Joe's buddies are going to make a massive fortune off this... No bidding, no oversight, just direct deals handed out to tenant reps. It's absolute madness.
#13910 ·
Listen, folks... it’s high time we take a step back. Right now, it's completely understandable that everyone is hyper-focused on the numbers—counting the infected, the deceased, those discharged, and the desperate scramble for masks during this deadly virus epidemic. But maybe we should look at the phenomenon involving the mass die-off of bat populations across Israel. If you believe what's written in The Bible, it's a pretty chilling omen for the coming apocalypse 😉.
More details at the link
https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2020/...rns-in-israel/
Hmm. Better hide the firstborns
I will sweep away man and beast; I will sweep away the birds of the heavens and the fish of the sea. I will make the wicked stumble, and I will wipe humanity from the face of the earth
More details at the link
https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2020/...rns-in-israel/
Hmm. Better hide the firstborns
#13911 ·
And just when the layoffs start hitting next week... People will still be grinding through their notice periods.
#13912 ·
restlesssurfer97 said:🙏🙏🙏
But what exactly are you looking for, restlesssurfer97? It’s pretty obvious they're spread too thin during this crisis.😁
They probably need to hire at least another 20,000 people just to handle the grueling task of delivering COVID-19 kits to families stuck in isolation.🙏
What a mess this government is in.🤦
#13914 ·
urbanhawk17 said:I hear the mother-in-law finally bailed on Queen.
Aprilililili
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🤣🤣 you absolutely killed it 🤣🤣
#13915 ·
urbanhawk17 said:I hear the mother-in-law finally bailed on Queen.
Aprilililili
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She just went out...
...to walk the Pet.
#13917 ·
Jessica Gonzalez said:She just went out...
...to walk the Pet.
brightpilot6 said:So, who exactly is cutting us off here...
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#13918 ·
Look, ZZ, you’re being a bit rude, because as someone who actually follows the Reddit-based 'Pet' section, you clearly know the difference between a male and female pet way too well. ☕
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