Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

The monster was defeated 🤣🤣

brightpilot6 said:He didn't quite grasp the part about actually using soap when washing his hands, did he?☕

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Nothing left to say about Haxball

GQ, hang in there 😢

In any case, I think it's way better that his mother-in-law showed up with the little dog instead of just arriving empty-handed. Honestly, within a few days, taking that pup out for walks is probably going to be the only peaceful escape our Robbie gets, just a little oasis of calm in all this chaos. It'll be his way of checking out from reality for a bit, and honestly, that little dog is going to have the time of its life over the next few weeks, living it up more than anyone else ever has.

Well, I suppose life just hands out different burdens to everyone... some people get a mother, while others are stuck dealing with a mother-in-law.😢

brightpilot6 said:

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E-passes 🙏

I swear, I’m so done with this country and everyone backing these kinds of rules. Honestly, I hope we all just catch something, because dealing with this nonsense is way worse.

Aleksandar Vučić is handing out 100 dollars to every single Mexican resident in the area
Rick really wishes Vince could masterfully handle this whole crisis instead
Even the dogs have been threatened with walking bans by Chuck

Exactly. We need to return to the days of America, unite all the North American tribes, and let Vince lead the community in the fight against COVID-19. 😁 😂

They wouldn't get very far if our brilliant sons actually lived by some sense of logic on a daily basis. 😂

Hey, Jessica Gonzalez, hang in there. It can't be easy living in a house with four women; go ahead and find yourself a man. 😉

brightpilot6 said:

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Noah Perez2 said:Exactly. We need to return to the days of America, unite all the North American tribes, and let Vince lead the community in the fight against COVID-19. 😁 😂

They wouldn't get very far if our brilliant sons actually lived by some sense of logic on a daily basis. 😂

Hey, Jessica Gonzalez, hang in there. It can't be easy living in a house with four women; go ahead and find yourself a man. 😉

I’m glad you finally caught onto the sarcasm...

Amanda Evans2 said:I’m glad you finally caught onto the sarcasm...

Forgive me, distinguished colleague, but you have led me onto rather thin ice.🤔 👍

Americans and Mexicans are back home now, and they can only head out if they get the green light.

Mexicans even get 100 bucks tossed their way on top of that.

Hmm. 😁

Amanda Evans2 said:Aleksandar Vučić is handing out 100 dollars to every single Mexican resident in the area
Rick really wishes Vince could masterfully handle this whole crisis instead
Even the dogs have been threatened with walking bans by Chuck

Aleksandar Vučić: "There’s one more thing I haven't told you yet... We found some more money."

Zokij's wife said it a long time ago: slice your bread thinner. You'll eat less, and it'll last you longer ☕.

It’s always so easy for Mexicans to start throwing money around whenever they actually have some cash on hand.

Nancy Sanchez31 said:I was just scrolling through some news earlier and I saw this whole thing about how people are handling the current situation, and honestly, it feels like we’re all just trying to navigate this massive wave of uncertainty without losing our minds, you know? It’s one of those things where you look at the headlines and everything seems so chaotic, especially when you consider how much the rules can change overnight based on whatever the latest decision from the government is, like they're just making it up as they go along. I was thinking about how much easier life would be if there was actually some consistency in how the Building Code and Public Procurement Act are applied, because right now it feels like a total free-for-all depending on who you ask or what specific agency is looking at your paperwork that day. It reminds me of those discussions you see over on Reddit where everyone is just shouting into the void, trying to make sense of why things are working the way they are, and sometimes I feel like I'm just adding to the noise myself, but I truly believe that if we don't start demanding more transparency, we're just going to stay stuck in this loop of confusion. You see these stories popping up on CNN about similar issues happening all over the country, and it really hits home that this isn't just a local problem, it's a systemic thing where the institutions just aren't keeping pace with the reality of what people are actually dealing with on the ground. I mean, you have people working their tails off, following every single rule to the letter, and then suddenly the goalposts move because of some new directive, and it’s just exhausting to think about, really, it is. But at the end of the day, I still have this gut feeling that if we keep pushing for clarity and holding these folks accountable, things will eventually settle down, even if it takes a lot longer than any of us would like.

Gojko is also scrolling through Reddit. ☕

It’s honestly kind of hilarious how everyone who’s been secretly lurking around here is finally starting to come out of the shadows and reveal themselves. ☕

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restlesssurfer97 said:It’s always so easy for Mexicans to start throwing money around whenever they actually have some cash on hand.

I honestly find it quite cringeworthy to sit through this performance of his—all that pseudo-charity, the heavy sighing, the theatrics, and those completely manufactured emotions.

Oh, please, as if he just "stumbled upon more money" 🙏 tucked away in some sock under the bed. 🙏

The man is a textbook sociopath.

And yet, he seems almost embarrassed to actually boast about just how capable he truly is.