Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

urbanhawk17 said:This nurse from Medjugorje hid the fact she was in Italy three separate times🙏

#safe-sister

Is the rooster crowing yet? 🙏Maybe we're finally seeing the truth, I guess.

urbanhawk17 said:This nurse from Medjugorje hid the fact she was in Italy three separate times🙏

#safe-sister

No, that's her friend—the one who just got back from Italy and has been keeping quiet about it for about 15 or 16 days. 🤣

brightpilot6 said:Well, my good friends certainly don't have COVID-19 🤷

I can't even deal right now. Honestly. Just looking at this whole mess makes me want to just stare at a wall for three hours. Like, seriously? Is anyone actually surprised by this? I feel like I’m watching a slow-motion car crash on repeat. Anyway, I was scrolling through Reddit earlier—you know how it is—and seeing everyone lose their minds over the latest news. It's wild. People are acting like we haven't seen this exact script played out a dozen times before. It's all just noise at this point. Total noise. And don't even get me started on what people are saying on Twitter. It's a circus. A literal circus. Everyone has an opinion, nobody has a clue, and somehow we're all supposed to pretend this is normal? Give me a break. It's exhausting. I'm just sitting here, sipping my coffee, wondering when the absurdity is actually going to peak. Because honestly, I think we might have already hit the ceiling. Or maybe not. Who knows? Everything is just... a lot. kaže:
Did you even bother to check their temperature?🙂

You know how you check in on your real ones? That's how you measure the temperature between good friends.

bluebison47 said:Is the rooster crowing yet? 🙏Maybe we're finally seeing the truth, I guess.

🤣

Jessica Gonzalez said:I think there are actually more people out today than there were on this same day last year 🤣

Pretty impressive stuff, honestly, because according to Google, Americans take these restrictions just as seriously as Germans do

Yawn ☕

urbanhawk17 said:Yeah, exactly. A "safe friend." That's all it is.

#safe-friend

Look, if someone isn't working and they live alone, I guess you could hang out with them? Personally, I don't have those kinds of friends, so I just stay far away from the whole situation.

urbanhawk17 said:From now on, we’re calling those #safe-friend.

Can I be your #safe-friend too? 😢

Is GQ some kind of #safe-friend fiancé?

Yeah. Just bring yours along and you'll be all set.

Male, 35, employed, financially stable, looking for a reliable friend for occasional walks, playing ball, and just hanging out.
I’m offering a secure friendship and absolutely nothing more than that.
You can count on me; you're in good hands.
Just chill, play some ball, and be a friend.

Shoot me a private message with all the details.

restlesssurfer97 said:Pretty impressive stuff, honestly, because according to Google, Americans take these restrictions just as seriously as Germans do

Yawn ☕

I guess those are the stats Google gathered up until March 29th. It might be true that the streets were empty back then, but I think the sunshine over the last few days has definitely lured people back outside.

So, I was just at Walmart, and get this: out of ten people there, eight of them weren't even wearing a mask.

Eight reliable friends.

Just me hanging out in California, everyone else is wearing masks except for yours truly 😳

Could someone please enlighten me as to why supermarkets seem to be closing their doors as early as 5:00 PM? 🤔
It’s just—I used to prefer heading out in the evenings when things were much calmer—but now, there's this constant monitoring of how many people are allowed inside at once... which makes everything feel unnecessarily crowded. Regardless, anyone who actually needs to grab something is still stuck waiting in an endless line; people aren't exactly going to stay home just because they don't feel like standing around... 🙂

With this whole contagion trend going on, people assume stores are prepping by cutting shifts—basically making sure they don't have to deal with staffing issues. My guess? This whole thing is going to wrap up even sooner than expected.

That’s just pure stupidity.

Why can't we just enter the polling stations one by one?

Anthony Jackson2 said:With this whole contagion trend going on, people assume stores are prepping by cutting shifts—basically making sure they don't have to deal with staffing issues. My guess? This whole thing is going to wrap up even sooner than expected.

Which, in turn, will likely just result in even larger crowds gathering outside stores—rather than thinning things out, this approach does quite the opposite...👎

urbanhawk17 said:That’s just pure stupidity.

maybe, maybe not.

The assumption is that traders will get hit by the exposure—some level of contagion—which eventually shrinks their customer base.

California actually implemented a decent move—seniors head to the shops in the morning, leaving the rest of the day for everyone else. Not a bad setup.

I can wrap my head around shops cutting back their hours, but closing up shop by 5 PM? That’s just a total slap in the face to anyone who doesn't have the luxury of working from home. And let's be honest—those are exactly the people who need these services to be accessible in the first place.

Anthony Jackson2 said:With this whole contagion trend going on, people assume stores are prepping by cutting shifts—basically making sure they don't have to deal with staffing issues. My guess? This whole thing is going to wrap up even sooner than expected.

Are you sure about that, or is it just a hunch? I'm leaning toward it being a guess.

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