Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Elizabeth Mendoza said:It all kicked off in China, so people immediately jumped to blaming the Chinese, but honestly, who actually knows where this thing really started?

It was likely those Champions League and Europa League matches. By the time things were already spiraling out of control, the domestic leagues—basically sitting somewhere between 5th and 12th place—really just added fuel to the fire.

It definitely started in China. As for how far it spread before anyone noticed, I haven't got a clue, though you hear politicians claiming a massive wave of sick students were flying in from Italy back in January.

The news anchor on the American network vanished from the screen in the middle of an earthquake 🤣
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Elizabeth Mendoza said:How did Jandroković take off so fast 🤣

Gazela 🙏

Jandroković is basically a masterclass in survival. He senses a political earthquake coming and retreats to safety weeks before any other GOP supporter even realizes the ground is shaking.

In any kind of actual war scenario, you don't need a dog. You just end up babysitting Jandroković instead. If a shell even starts heading toward the building, Njojo will be the first one out the door. He’s got those survival instincts dialed in perfectly.

restlesssurfer97 said:Who even told you I ever set foot in this place?😂

They aren't going to be seeing my face around here for a long, long time.😂

Leo figured you out a long time ago - Požega ☕

Elizabeth Mendoza said:In any kind of actual war scenario, you don't need a dog. You just end up babysitting Jandroković instead. If a shell even starts heading toward the building, Njojo will be the first one out the door. He’s got those survival instincts dialed in perfectly.

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Carol Lewis said:Leo figured you out a long time ago - Požega ☕

There's just no way you can pull a fast one on Lea.

It’s especially tough when your location is right there staring everyone in the face on your profile. ☕

urbanhawk17 Asks:
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The IRS has enabled digital document submission for various services through their online portal. This electronic filing option is just a temporary fix while those special measures are in place to stop the spread of the Coronavirus.

But once those restrictions are lifted, I guess you won't be able to

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Elizabeth Mendoza said:In any kind of actual war scenario, you don't need a dog. You just end up babysitting Jandroković instead. If a shell even starts heading toward the building, Njojo will be the first one out the door. He’s got those survival instincts dialed in perfectly.

As the saying goes: only cockroaches and Jandroković can survive a nuclear apocalypse.

Once this crisis blows over, we’re going right back to business as usual...

Amanda Evans2 said:Once this crisis blows over, we’re going right back to business as usual...

But where exactly is this seal?

I suppose the forum members don't really require an official seal of approval

The folks on this forum don't have any shame.

Nobody here has any rights left.

Tiger King—man, what the hell even is that? 🤣🤣🙏

I caught sight of a tiger
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Alemka Alemka
Honestly, we really need to get back to wearing face masks in public transit and whenever you're hanging out in crowded spots, because it just makes sense if we want to stay safe.

I mean, what was so difficult two months ago about just telling everyone they should be wearing masks, right? It would have been so much simpler than this whole thing where they just spend two months keeping everyone totally confused, and now they’re moving on to confusing people with public transit—like, why are they suddenly great for the subway but apparently useless for grocery stores, elevators, or just stepping out the door for any reason at all? Honestly, it makes zero sense. E Alemka Alemka. 🤦

I always knew these guys could be incredibly stubborn once they get a certain idea stuck in their heads, but this one really took the cake and went all out 🙏

ironpanther5 said:I always knew these guys could be incredibly stubborn once they get a certain idea stuck in their heads, but this one really took the cake and went all out 🙏

And check this out—turns out Americans have their own version of restlesssurfer9 too

Amanda Evans2 said:I caught sight of a tiger
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and the tiger saw a man ☕