Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

wiredrider9 said:And check this out—turns out Americans have their own version of restlesssurfer9 too

What’s your take on this guy, you think he’s actually worth watching? Someone like him seems like 😂

restlesssurfer97 said:What’s your take on this guy, you think he’s actually worth watching? Someone like him seems like 😂

🤔

It feels like someone just gave you a massive yank, totally caught me off guard. Right on my 😂

restlesssurfer97 said:It feels like someone just gave you a massive yank, totally caught me off guard. Right on my 😂

🤣🤣🤣

I’m just sitting here watching him spit all over the camera lens trying to look important 🤣

With a guy like that, even keeping a six-foot distance won't keep you safe. He’ll be right in your face, breathing down your neck while he talks, even if you try to back off ten feet.

wiredrider9 said:And check this out—turns out Americans have their own version of restlesssurfer9 too

I wonder why he's acting so tense?

wiredrider9 said:🤣🤣🤣

I’m just sitting here watching him spit all over the camera lens trying to look important 🤣

The lens has an oleophobic coating, so you can't even see it.

And just like that, with the first announcements regarding the gradual easing of restrictions—moving in lockstep with the rest of the EU, naturally—the bleating from those sheep suddenly went silent. After a few days of their self-imposed "harsh quarantine," they mentally crumbled, declaring themselves the vanguard while tirelessly preaching about some white-collar conspiracy against the economy and humanity that everyone else was supposedly too blind to see. ☕

Now, they'll just be hiding in their little holes, waiting for the next opportunity to repeat this exact cycle: a frantic rush of hysteria, followed by their "vanguard" posturing, a few slap on the wrist, and finally retreating back into their burrows. ☕

The dogs bark, the caravans move on, and the so-called vanguard remains exactly what it always was.

Blah, blah, blah. 😍

Noah Perez2 said:And just like that, with the first announcements regarding the gradual easing of restrictions—moving in lockstep with the rest of the EU, naturally—the bleating from those sheep suddenly went silent. After a few days of their self-imposed "harsh quarantine," they mentally crumbled, declaring themselves the vanguard while tirelessly preaching about some white-collar conspiracy against the economy and humanity that everyone else was supposedly too blind to see. ☕

Now, they'll just be hiding in their little holes, waiting for the next opportunity to repeat this exact cycle: a frantic rush of hysteria, followed by their "vanguard" posturing, a few slap on the wrist, and finally retreating back into their burrows. ☕

The dogs bark, the caravans move on, and the so-called vanguard remains exactly what it always was.

Blah, blah, blah. 😍

Nah, this whole epidemic thing? Totally just a coincidence.

Noah Perez2 said:And just like that, with the first announcements regarding the gradual easing of restrictions—moving in lockstep with the rest of the EU, naturally—the bleating from those sheep suddenly went silent. After a few days of their self-imposed "harsh quarantine," they mentally crumbled, declaring themselves the vanguard while tirelessly preaching about some white-collar conspiracy against the economy and humanity that everyone else was supposedly too blind to see. ☕

Now, they'll just be hiding in their little holes, waiting for the next opportunity to repeat this exact cycle: a frantic rush of hysteria, followed by their "vanguard" posturing, a few slap on the wrist, and finally retreating back into their burrows. ☕

The dogs bark, the caravans move on, and the so-called vanguard remains exactly what it always was.

Blah, blah, blah. 😍

It sucks when you're being bankrolled by old men.☕

wiredrider9 said:Nah, this whole epidemic thing? Totally just a coincidence.

But look, there are more and more studies pointing directly to this:

WHO reveals 'deeply concerning' estimate that from the available covered data so far more than half of European Covid-19 deaths occurred in care homes

Italy and UK have estimated that from so far analysed deaths 45% where based in nursing homes, both countries have increased tests in nursing homes and among nursing home staff

Quote : Ireland : Sharp increase in The number of deaths and confirmed Covid-19 cases based in nursing homes

There are now 1,944 laboratory-confirmed cases of the virus in nursing homes (6669 active, 2% hospitalized). Ireland has identified 175 Covid clusters and outbreaks in nursing homes so far

Sara has been circling the globe for half a year already... we basically just wasted our time getting started.

I would love for Alemka and Wili to explain how this virus manages to infiltrate nursing homes despite all the isolation measures... honestly, the number of confirmed cases seems to be dropping, yet it continues to run rampant through those facilities—even with staff testing and visitor bans in place...

this is straight-up propaganda

Well, this is just typical 🙏

urbanhawk17 said:Well, this is just typical 🙏

But all those kids hanging out in cafes with tinted windows? Man, please.

So, about two weeks ago, they actually went ahead and set up this whole task force specifically to get a domestic mask production line up and running right here in the States 🙏🙏🙏

restlesssurfer97 said:So, about two weeks ago, they actually went ahead and set up this whole task force specifically to get a domestic mask production line up and running right here in the States 🙏🙏🙏

But look, that’s just the call—it’s not even like we're dealing directly with the administration, we're working with the Department of Commerce 🙏

Capak explained how clothes shopping is going to work: Trying things on is strictly off the table

I've been staring at these cans of tuna for three days straight, just debating whether or not to actually crack one open, because honestly, I’m terrified that if I eat them now, I'll be sick of tuna forever if Capak suddenly pops up out of nowhere.

So, apparently nearly 14 percent of the 3,000 people tested here in New York have antibodies for the Coronavirus, according to Governor Andrew Cuomo this Thursday.

These are just preliminary findings from a study where they randomly tested folks out at grocery stores, which Cuomo mentioned during his daily press briefing.

"Basically, it means these people were actually infected and then went on to develop antibodies," he explained.

The Governor suggested that these numbers might imply the mortality rate is actually lower than what everyone’s been assuming, because if you look at the actual infection count based on this, we're talking about 2.7 million people having been hit by it.

"If you take the current death toll, which is sitting at 15,500, that would put the fatality rate at about 0.5 percent," he said, though he was quick to point out that these are all just preliminary estimates. He also threw in a warning that the death count could "be higher" since the current tally doesn't account for anyone who might have passed away from Coronavirus at home.

hehe