Parliamentary Elections for Reddit

On behalf of my good-intentioned party, I’m telling you this: Stop being idiots and start acting politically!

The election campaign has kicked off with some serious intensity ☕

Just how many loopholes is this PENIS trying to squeeze through? 🎉

And by "loopholes," I’m obviously talking about the gaps in the laws and regulations, right? 🙂

I'd probably just start a party called PIZDA (Party for Avoiding... various taxes, obviously!). It would be perfect for American athletes registered in Monte Carlo or entrepreneurs over in the Virgin Islands. If there are any such people on this forum. 😁

We could form a coalition with the PENIS party. 😁

Sandra Kern37 said:Just how many loopholes is this PENIS trying to squeeze through? 🎉

And by "loopholes," I’m obviously talking about the gaps in the laws and regulations, right? 🙂

Deepest. ☕

Chris Myers said:I'd probably just start a party called PIZDA (Party for Avoiding... various taxes, obviously!). It would be perfect for American athletes registered in Monte Carlo or entrepreneurs over in the Virgin Islands. If there are any such people on this forum. 😁

We could form a coalition with the PENIS party. 😁

It goes without saying, really—we’re basically a natural coalition. 👍

With a solid two-thirds majority on our side, we actually have the power to flip the script on how things are handed out. It’s just pathetic how the government and this forum team up to force their demands down our throats. ☕

Adam Doyle63 - you're a legend!!!🙏🙏🙏

As a member of the penis, I have to say our Jazo is the absolute best party president out there; he just settles all those bribery and corruption issues right into nature. That’s exactly why we’re so powerful. 🎉

Adam Doyle63, you're actually killing it 🤣 👍

silentraven6 said:As a member of the penis, I have to say our Jazo is the absolute best party president out there; he just settles all those bribery and corruption issues right into nature. That’s exactly why we’re so powerful. 🎉

MajaMama is our political secretary and the Head of the Working Group for forum users with special needs, though she also spends her time hawking badges. 👍

Cuk, come on, just delete this now 🤣 Seriously though, props to you for the idea, the execution, and all those little details 🙏 👍

I honestly love how the news stays as current as a web portal. Like, there was a protest held at Ban Jelačić Square today... How could that even be in print if it happened the same day? 😬 🤣

Adam Doyle63 said:MajaMama is our political secretary and the Head of the Working Group for forum users with special needs, though she also spends her time hawking badges. 👍

All the proceeds from the badge sales go directly to the addict treatment association for PŽK, which focuses on rehabilitating them into model forum scholars and supporting other special needs. Their motto is: You have to love the worst kids the most, because love is the only secret between two worlds.

Amanda Robinson4 said:Cuk, come on, just delete this now 🤣 Seriously though, props to you for the idea, the execution, and all those little details 🙏 👍

I honestly love how the news stays as current as a web portal. Like, there was a protest held at Ban Jelačić Square today... How could that even be in print if it happened the same day? 😬 🤣

Amanda Robinson4, look, this is The Evening News, not the ☕Morning News
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Amanda Robinson4 said:Cuk, come on, just delete this now 🤣 Seriously though, props to you for the idea, the execution, and all those little details 🙏 👍

I honestly love how the news stays as current as a web portal. Like, there was a protest held at Ban Jelačić Square today... How could that even be in print if it happened the same day? 😬 🤣

Well, it's called "The Evening News" because they print it in the evening. 🙄

Out of sheer curiosity, I read the confession from the former Beljkija guy, along with that piece about cardboard allergies. Jazo, you're the best! 👍

Oh yeah, you guys in the NYC area can actually pick one up even late at night 😬

Cuk, come on, just delete this already ☕

Straight from tonight's forum Daily Journal. Maria Barnes is out there spearheading the coalition negotiations.

Amanda Robinson4 said:Oh yeah, you guys in the NYC area can actually pick one up even late at night 😬

Cuk, come on, just delete this already ☕

And why exactly would I delete it?😕

bluecyclist64 said:And why exactly would I delete it?😕

Well, damn, here we go again—it’s just that same old tired cliché resurfacing from the first round of the homework assignment. 🤣

http://reddit.com/showpost.php?p=79386749&postcount=16
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Well, for God's sake...🙈

bluecyclist64 said:Well, for God's sake...🙈

Maybe you should swing by the ass end of things a little more often, because honestly, there's quite a lot one can learn down there.🤣