Parliamentary Elections for Reddit

Joseph Bailey41 said:The platform Možemise!

I'm not going to make any grand promises here, but I am asking for your support in the local elections. 🎉

You have my vote right now, 🙂
both here and at the local polls.

Thomas Jones92 said:You have my vote right now, 🙂
both here and at the local polls.

Thanks! 😘

Joseph Bailey41 said:The platform Možemise!

I'm not going to make any grand promises here, but I am asking for your support in the local elections. 🎉

I guess I read some of it. Maybe.I guess maybe this is it? Just a single letter. Seems pointless.And he said—of course! 🙂

Chris Myers said:I guess I read some of it. Maybe.I guess maybe this is it? Just a single letter. Seems pointless.And he said—of course! 🙂

Great. It wouldn't be right to let breasts go neglected. 🤣

Thomas Jones92 said:You have my vote right now, 🙂
both here and at the local polls.

🙂
I find myself agreeing entirely.
And let’s be clear—it isn't because I’m particularly thrilled about increasing the female quota in Parliament; rather, I am simply backing this candidate and her platform. Besides, a nice set of breasts is always a welcome sight, wouldn't you agree?😁

Sandra Kern37 said:I mean, honestly, who else is supposed to be lining their pockets if not me? 😒 Is that actually going to happen to the Speaker? ☕

By the time the cops show up, that cash has already vanished somewhere else.🍿

Joseph Bailey41 said:Great. It wouldn't be right to let breasts go neglected. 🤣

And just like that, a voting bloc is forming. 🎉

Morgan Peterson said:🙂
I find myself agreeing entirely.
And let’s be clear—it isn't because I’m particularly thrilled about increasing the female quota in Parliament; rather, I am simply backing this candidate and her platform. Besides, a nice set of breasts is always a welcome sight, wouldn't you agree?😁

That is precisely what I am asking you. 🙂

It kind of brings to mind Hasekov's Pleasant Society Party, operating strictly within the bounds of the law.

Thanks to my buddy Peć for the idea for the new slogan (down in my signature). We might even consider forming a coalition. 😬

When is the voting poll actually going to go live?🍿

Rachel Richardson said:When is the voting poll actually going to go live?🍿

Honestly, what's even the point of voting? We could just split the seats and the cushy office jobs among ourselves and call it a day. 😁

Rachel Richardson said:When is the voting poll actually going to go live?🍿

Every party is going to have its own poll—basically a signature card—hosted right on their own page or thread. I’m honestly not sure where to dump the party threads. Should they go in Congratulations? That sub is a ghost town anyway, though it is nearby.

Thomas Jones92 said:Everyone seems to be making far too many promises 🕺

Is there actually any political party out there that doesn't promise the moon?

Nothing. 🕺

silentraven6 said:When I say "dues in kind," I mean taking the group leader out for some lamb chops. Also, during the induction meeting for the Pleasant Society Party, you have to show absolute, unwavering respect for the Zadac as one of our forum's sacred cultural treasures.

Plus, every single new member gets assigned a special needs buddy they have to wrap in a blanket of love—whether they actually like them or not—and then dedicate a Zadac to them. ☕

Where’s the list of members with special needs? 🍿

Christian Myers said:Honestly, what's even the point of voting? We could just split the seats and the cushy office jobs among ourselves and call it a day. 😁

Alanford Quote😁

Maria Barnes said:Every party is going to have its own poll—basically a signature card—hosted right on their own page or thread. I’m honestly not sure where to dump the party threads. Should they go in Congratulations? That sub is a ghost town anyway, though it is nearby.

That makes sense. 😁

Maria Barnes said:Every party is going to have its own poll—basically a signature card—hosted right on their own page or thread. I’m honestly not sure where to dump the party threads. Should they go in Congratulations? That sub is a ghost town anyway, though it is nearby.

I'd way rather stick a dead thread somewhere else than dump it into a dead subforum.

The only headache with putting a dead thread in a dead subforum is if people actually start showing up (dead or alive!), and then suddenly the whole thread springs back to life. I definitely don't want any part of that mess.

Christian Myers said:Honestly, what's even the point of voting? We could just split the seats and the cushy office jobs among ourselves and call it a day. 😁

Oh, wait! This right here is democracy! All that effort tearing down the old regime was totally for nothing! Just pure greed, right? You really think they faked the trip to the Moon for fun? It wasn't just one Moon, it was two. Or how many? Who knows! And please, stop whining through your microphones with that Martian nostalgia, acting all sentimental like, "Oh, take me back home, my canyons are calling, they even found ice there, we'd all move to Mars just to get away from this place." You haven't seen Mars in like 200 million years, have you? Just hang in there a little longer. Say, until your Hajduk Split wins the championship. (Actually, scratch that, nobody's got that kind of time.) What are you even missing? Oxygen? Brrr. Some people just love to complain. Get outta here.

Anyway, back to the point.

Let's keep it simple and democratic: you guys can take all the fancy offices, and we'll take the power—specifically, the actual power to make decisions. Plus, keeping up with modern democratic trends, I’ll be super gender-neutral about it: you can take selfies for Instagram and Facebook almost every single day. Since that's such a complicated situation, we might even pay you handsomely for it!

If you don't like the deal, I could always "accidentally" die in a very democratic way. But hey, as a citizen of the world, I'm always open to negotiation—you can even accuse me of something before I kick the bucket just so nothing looks suspicious.