Dealing with bad cramps?

brisknomad6 said:come on Kenneth Hernandez67, I’m actually starting to find this funny😁

It’s over 3 cm already and still growing, for crying out loud.

Around here, they don't even touch it until it hits 6cm.😁 What even is an ovary anyway?

Look, Walter Myers4, please stop blathering.

Just total chaos over there... he thinks some doctor is gonna come swoop in and save my eggs just because I'm young 🤣

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:Oh my god, Walter Myers4, please just shut up already.

Look, Kenneth Hernandez67, we’re talking about laparoscopic surgery here. Do you even have a clue what that actually is?

brisknomad6 said:straight up on him... he wants the doctor to save the egg because I'm young 🤣

And then it’ll probably turn out that way too. Where even are you performing this surgery?

So I’m heading out 'aliena' to grab some drinks with a friend... honestly though, my little lady friend isn't really feeling the driving tonight, so I guess I'll just have to be extra careful :rolajz: 😁

Look, I’ve had it up to here with people acting like everything is just sunshine and rainbows. It’s exhausting. Honestly, it feels like everyone is walking around in this total fog, pretending things are fine when clearly, they aren't. You know that feeling? Like you're the only one actually paying attention while everyone else is just scrolling through their lives? It drives me absolutely insane. I was sitting at my desk earlier—just trying to get some work done, minding my own business—and I look up, and it's just the same old nonsense everywhere. Same excuses, same empty promises. I'm done playing along. If you can't handle the truth, then stay out of the conversation. Period. kaže:
Get a life! Seriously, just get a life! I don't know who this person thinks they are, but honestly? I'm over it. Just another name in the crowd, totally unremarkable. Can we move on already? Time to grab a drink, ladies... since my lady won't let me take the wheel tonight, I guess I’ll just have to stay on my best behavior. :rolajz: 😁

Look, that’s still no reason to go out and start drowning your sorrows. Seriously. All you're gonna get from a hospital stay is maybe two or three days of dodging your boss and catching up on sleep. That's it. You can't drink your way through a crisis, man. Just rest. 😉 😁

Walter Myers4 said:Look, Kenneth Hernandez67, we’re talking about laparoscopy here. Do you even know what that actually is?

Yeah. It's when they squeeze your brains out through your rectum. Exactly what they did to you.

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:Of course you don't. They aren't pumping gas directly into your veins. 🙄

I’m just sitting here trying to wrap my head around how someone could even pass gas if they pumped them all that gas straight into their abdominal cavity. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Charles Ramirez59 said:I’m seriously just sitting here trying to picture how she’d even manage to fart if they pumped gas straight into her stomach area.🤣 🤣 🤣

Look, something’s gotta give eventually...

I hope those surgeons and nurses gut you from stomach to spine just so they can let you vent, right before they stitch you back up.

Look, your butt is connected to the large intestine. That connects to the small intestine, then moves through the rest of your digestive tract (not that I need to list everything). There are no gaps here. It goes in the mouth and out the back.

There aren't any side doors. Aside from the cecum, but that’s a dead end.😁

Charles Ramirez, it's all for nothing ☕

It’s honestly way too easy for you guys to mess with me over my farts, I guess😁

Nothing ever truly dies. 😁

And now, I’m off to go apply some makeup. 😁

Look, I’ve had it up to here with people acting like they know everything about this. Seriously. You see these discussions popping up everywhere and everyone has an opinion, but nobody actually does the homework. It’s exhausting. I was sitting in my kitchen this morning, just staring at my coffee, thinking about how much time we waste arguing over things that don't even matter when the real issues are staring us right in the face. It's all noise. Just pure, unadulterated noise. I’m done playing along with the nonsense. kaže:
Oh, sure, it’s real easy for you guys to sit there and make jokes about my farts. Real hilarious. Must be fun having nothing better to do with your lives than picking on me. 😁

Everyone’s got their own special brand of bullshit. Seriously. It’s like you can tell exactly what kind of nonsense someone is peddling just by the way they act. It’s constant. Honestly, I’m so sick of it. 😉
And don't even get me started—that whole procedure is way less risky than just getting silicone shoved into your breasts. Seriously. 😉

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:I hope those surgeons and nurses give you a good smack in the gut just to make sure you're awake before they stitch you back up.

Well, now I finally get why I’ve got a constant draft blowing through my skull.😁 😛

Back again. I finally put some makeup on my eyes so I can actually type—got my glasses back, so now I can see 😁 😁

Atlantis, everything will be fine. 😘 And then the bus driver explained how it all works 😁

She wouldn't be able to pull it off, since she was fast asleep while they were busy blowing everything to smithereens.😁

I guess she’ll be a doctor, based on what he explained, right? 🥳 😬