John Jones3 said:So, I hear some blind guy claiming you need a permit for enlightenment—so apparently, you’re officially enlightened on this forum now. But seriously, how do we actually measure that? Is enlightenment just a scale where your light body hits 70%, 80%, or 90%? And what happens to the folks who hit 99%—does the Creator just look the other way for that final 1%?
Look, I’m not kidding—I see auras, I "communicate" with orbs, and I frequently feel my heart chakra overflowing with love. I move through life acting out of pure compassion toward everything and everyone. Sometimes I’ll just hug a pillow, thinking about how we are all One—how this random pillow is neither more nor less significant than I am—and I’ll just pour myself into it until my heart is full again. So, how do I know if I've actually reached enlightenment? I'd say I have. As for whether my light body has expanded by 80% or 90%, I'll leave that to the experts—though I highly doubt spirituality can be quantified, much like trying to map spiritual growth on a graph the way Mr. Ljubo stojka does.
I think that claim—that enlightenment marks the near end of development—is pretty much a joke. Almost.The hard part is still ahead once you start mastering those spiritual powers—they have a nasty habit of sabotaging you.
I mean, I guess I can see how they really managed to pull the wool over your eyes on this one, you know? It feels like those classic little traps you run into on a spiritual journey where, like, one specific talent or maybe even a certain skill set just ends up being a total distraction that drags you away from actual personal growth, if that makes sense. It’s funny how that works, I suppose.
I mean, you should probably just go find your higher self first, right? Like, actually look at it and try to have a little chat. Let it give you the lowdown without needing some fancy PowerPoint presentation or anything. But honestly, I guess why even bother putting yourself through that stress? If it decides to tell you that you aren't quite enlightened yet, you’ll probably just spiral straight into a massive depression. It might be better to just play it safe and not risk the heartbreak, if you know what I mean!
So, I guess you could say I’ve learned how to kind of "tap into" certain energies that actually respond when you ask them to, and they sort of manifest things to some degree, though it's not like magic out of nowhere or anything—it's really just the result of years and years of practice, I suppose. But the thing is, these effects are totally tied to how much I've grown spiritually, and those energies can clearly sense where I'm at by looking at my physical state and my aura, if that makes sense. I’m definitely not sitting here thinking I’m some big-shot guru or fully enlightened, because, well, those types of people don't really brag about it, right? You just receive whatever you're actually capable of handling. From what I understand, once a person manages to hit that 0.15 Hz brainwave frequency during meditation, that’s when your "inner guide" finally shows up and starts taking over to lead you toward enlightenment—which, honestly, can still take years even after that happens. It’s like this specialized spiritual energy that looks out for highly evolved individuals, and it might show up as different shapes or maybe just as a voice in your head. Right now, after five years of grinding away at this, I’m hitting around 7.5 Hz, which is pretty much the upper end of the theta waves. So, yeah, I am waaaaay off from that 0.15 Hz mark. I’d estimate it might take me another 8 to 10 years to reach 0.15 Hz, so if I keep up this exact pace, I guess I’m looking at another 8 to 10 years before I actually hit enlightenment.
So, I mean, I could honestly say that I’m basically out here vibing with pure energy all the time, you know? Like, I’m constantly walking through these massive power spots and I feel like I pretty much have a PhD in aura stuff and spiritual frequencies, or at least I get the gist of it, I guess. If I could just, maybe, sharpen my intuition a tiny bit more, I’d probably be fully enlightened or something. I’ve been posting my thoughts on these forums quite a bit lately, and who knows, maybe some big-shot editor at a place like Huffington Post or Medium will scout me to write for a major blog, because honestly, I feel like a total star. It’s probably just my ego getting in the way of my spiritual growth, though, which is kind of a trip, right?
So, I’ve got this guy from my neck of the woods who’s been working with energy for, like, 17 or 18 years now, and honestly, he’s quite the healer—he’s constantly communicating with energies and his guides, and he can actually activate some pretty high-level energy stuff. He isn't fully enlightened just yet, though, but he’s getting incredibly close, maybe another year or two if he stays on this path, I guess. And how am I so sure about that? Well, he basically has this entire roadmap laid out for him toward enlightenment, complete with specific guidance from his spirit guides telling him exactly what steps to take next to get there. It’s kind of interesting because when you’re trying to activate those massive energetic hubs—you know, places like Mount Olympus or Delphi—it actually requires at least two enlightened beings to be present, otherwise, nothing really happens at all. So, since he hasn't reached that stage yet, he hasn't been called up to lead those big operations because he isn't part of that inner circle quite yet. He’s participating as an assistant, which is super important, like a really vital right-hand man, but he’s not stepping into that role as an enlightened master just yet, I suppose.
Next time we’re gonna have to call you in to help out, just so you aren't stuck being the only enlightened one on this whole forum, you know, so you can actually hang out with people on your own level.
So, I guess, how does anyone actually figure out if others are enlightened? Like, besides those obvious symptoms and powers, someone else who has really clear communication with energies might ask if they’re truly enlightened. And honestly, when you're talking directly to your guide, you kind of find out for yourself—you learn about your new responsibilities as an enlightened soul, and usually, the first big task is finishing up that last 5% of developing the spiritual body. It’s super important to realize that this whole process is
gradual, I mean, it takes at least a few months and doesn't feel like some sudden explosion or a massive boom (though there are exceptions with the first type of enlightenment). It's gradual because a new spiritual body is basically being built—it's a new energetic structure where the consciousness gets copied from the aura, but it happens slowly and carefully, which takes time. So, an enlightened person—at least regarding the second type of enlightenment—doesn't really realize there was a specific day or moment when it all happened. Even a guy like Mr. Smith didn't believe his guide when he told him he was enlightened. He kept arguing that he wasn't feeling any symptoms (back then, nobody knew about the second type yet) and that nothing special was happening. He eventually asked a colleague over in Canada who has great communication skills to check on him. She got an answer back saying that according to all cosmic criteria, he is indeed enlightened, and if he doesn't want to accept it, well, that's his problem! Later on, it was discovered that enlightenment actually has its own levels, starting from level 1 out of 33, which marks the stage where a person starts acting as pure energy in a human form, and their duties as an enlightened being deal more with the functioning of the cosmos than with humanity's everyday problems. It’s almost like a coincidence (?) that even the Illuminati use levels from 1 to 33! And "Illuminati" literally means enlightened. It's just that they are the total opposite, totally focused on the material side of things. I suspect that in the beginning, there were probably enlightened people among them who were headed toward spirituality, but later on, the whole movement got twisted—which happens so often, I guess—and turned toward gaining power, like material authority, rather than actual spiritual enlightenment.
There’s this one enlightened guy who is a Tantra master and has incredible powers. He’s a spiritual teacher, and his students claim he’s enlightened, though I suppose he doesn't necessarily have to be, if you ask me. Still, with just a little bit of spiritual practice, you can see he’s an exceptional person, kind of like Eckhart Tolle, because he laid out all the issues regarding the ego and consciousness way before him, but he stays completely practical and dedicated to applying that knowledge. Personally, I think he is enlightened, but at the end of the day, that’s really just between him and the Creator.
Thanks for giving me permission to be enlightened too! I'll get right on it! Now I can finally stop with those boring meditations and go start my own ashram or something. But I should definitely start making bank off seminars, right? 🙂 Does the Orba need a commission?