Karen Adams2 said:😍I’ve already gone ahead and shared that image😍we really ought to organize something like this😂
But that’s just what I was saying—be a tough guy now, then.Noooooo, in situations like that, people end up wetting themselves. But when it comes to bullying cats, dogs, or any other creatures that can't defend themselves? Oh, then they’re real "tough guys."
I honestly don't get it—if I saw someone five times my size being threatened, I’d rush in to protect them; to me, that feels like a challenge... but to go out of my way to hit a cat? I would feel absolutely miserable afterward...😵
Anyway—twenty bald, tattooed guys in leather jackets—as I said, daaaaah, I love the way you think😍
Hmm... there’s a certain truth to that, isn't there? 😍
The scene:
Twenty burly men with grim expressions, shaved heads, and menacing tattoos.
You arrive... you run (captured in slow motion, just like one of those Hollywood teen movies), tossing your hair back—brown or blonde, depending on your look—and splashing ice-cold tea over your face.
Skinheads are on edge, waiting to see how this plays out... some of them are just picking at their ears in the meantime.
Then someone starts leading a stadium chant, everyone pulls into a massive group hug, and we all start dancing in a circle.
You step away for a second and suddenly a "WTF" just flashes through your mind. 😕
The guys keep dancing, then some start stripping down... just grabbing at each other because of the heat. Then the heavier types join in on the shirtless crowd. Meanwhile, the rest of the football fans just head off to the game.
You’re left standing there all alone, wearing soaked shirts with your ears ringing from that intern constantly blasting the hair dryer through your hair just because they needed the right shot for the scene...
A cat wanders in by accident, and you end up kicking it out of sheer, unadulterated rage.
Some skinhead starts screaming, all forty of them—including the ones carrying a little extra weight this time around—gather back together, and slap that idiot silly...
😂
Stupid humor, I know...
You really love spinning those little scenarios around in your head, don't you? 😬 In the style of a noir film. xD