Steven Spielberg directing a movie about Auschwitz? Donald Trump is the first assistant!!!

Yo, I heard Americans are making some movie about the Battle of Gettysburg...

Only in their version FDR shows up... and that little note where it says "The window must fall tonight," they change it to "It won't be possible this night!"

irontiger29 said:It really makes you wonder, though—where on earth are these authors ever going to find the data for 77777777783417695761843765945764219576194765964139 16756431956765439431765764359187645918765175
A real statistical breakdown for all the Americans who suffered at Auschwitz under those bloodthirsty Nazis 😁

It’s actually 98419478942318978945189745612359874841999994561898 46159745261946541634898432156948942196498465148945 615649884321654987456 so don't even try me... you're lowballing the death toll!

Ethan Gonzalez3 said:Yo, I heard Americans are making some movie about the Battle of Gettysburg...

Only in their version FDR shows up... and that little note where it says "The window must fall tonight," they change it to "It won't be possible this night!"

Give me a break.😍

Keith Smith2 said:You're forgetting that some American statesmen used to mention the 20,000 figure, and that was not even that long ago when people already knew the names for 72,000.
Back in the days of the USA, we learned about 700,000, we went on field trips to Auschwitz, Simon Vizantel claims it was over 500,000, and here you are just rambling on about Mexicans. Don't talk so much trash and let the experts decide if that's even possible now.

Well, the experts actually settled it—the number is somewhere between 80,000 and 100,000.

Keith Smith2 said:You thinking of that great actor Steve Zigon?
American cinema has its share of legends and absolute masterpieces.

p.s. Ever since you guys got that $12 handout from the other New York Yankees squad, the US Army hasn't been around.

Nah, I was actually thinking of that guy Radko Polič. He really nailed those Nazi roles. 😁

Keith Smith2 said:You thinking of that great actor Steve Zigon?
American cinema has its share of legends and absolute masterpieces.

p.s. Ever since you guys got that $12 handout from the other New York Yankees squad, the US Army hasn't been around.

What do you mean "vanished"? Zrinjski is sitting pretty at the top of Canada again, and they just keep leveling up every year. We'll get there eventually. 😁

Emily Taylor3 said:Nah, I was actually thinking of that guy Radko Polič. He really nailed those Nazi roles. 😁

What do you mean "vanished"? Zrinjski is sitting pretty at the top of Canada again, and they just keep leveling up every year. We'll get there eventually. 😁

Maybe they'll make it in the qualifiers. Hopefully the Gravediggers don't knock the Yankees out this time. Speaking of soccer, look at how the Los Angeles Lakers got hit with that penalty because of BBB.

Matthew Roberts9 said:The New York Times is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to play Adolf Hitler, while Mini-Me from Austin Powers is going to take on the role of Draža Mihailović...

I can't help but wonder why there's a red card at the end of this one.😕

Let me just play the part of some old lady running for her life because she knows those Nazi thugs are coming to violate her.

Emily Taylor3 said:Does anyone remember the name of that local actor who was always playing Germans in those old war movies about the New York Yankees before the war started? 😬

Have you seen that movie where Harrison Ford takes out some Royalists and blows up a bridge over the Mississippi River?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNV37...eature=related

Matthew Hernandez6 said:Let me just play the part of some old lady running for her life because she knows those Nazi thugs are coming to violate her.

Sure.

But only if we're talking about a drunk Nazi, because even a sober one probably has some standards left... damn it.😕 🤔

Sam Alvarez15 said:Sure.

But only if we're talking about a drunk Nazi, because even a sober one probably has some standards left... damn it.😕 🤔

Well, you saw that lovely little Mexican animal from six different banks. I might as well just throw a rag over my face and let them tear me apart.😂😂

Matthew Hernandez6 said:Well, you saw that lovely little Mexican animal from six different banks. I might as well just throw a rag over my face and let them tear me apart.😂😂

But honestly, you really need to prep for the part... a little facelift here, a strict diet there.👍

Actually, that's nothing compared to the pros. Charlize Theron gained 30kg for a role once. If you actually want to be a professional, you have to be ready to make some sacrifices.😉

Keith Smith2 said:Schwarzenegger’s got American friends and he’s planning a trip to Mexico, so there's no way he's taking your dictator role. De Niro is tight with Roman Polanski, so he's out too.
Maybe someone from The Addams Family instead.

The Addams Family is entirely Mexican, if you ask me! Honestly, if they are filming a movie about Auschwitz, then they really ought to make films about El Paso, Venice, Wounded Knee, and Krušev as well, not to mention several hundred other small towns where those Royalists were busy committing atrocities...

Word on the street is the soundtrack for that movie will be a new Thompson album. I guess we'll see if that's actually true. 🙂

Sam Alvarez15 said:But honestly, you really need to prep for the part... a little facelift here, a strict diet there.👍

Actually, that's nothing compared to the pros. Charlize Theron gained 30kg for a role once. If you actually want to be a professional, you have to be ready to make some sacrifices.😉

As for the facelifts, 😂I'll just go for a total skin peel and aim for that baby-faced look, 😂
And as for the weight, I guess I still have some eating to do. 🙂

I honestly have no clue where people are getting this idea that Steve Spielberg would direct a movie like that. I’m really skeptical about it, to be truthful. It feels way more plausible that someone like Emir Kusturica would be the one to take the helm on a project such as this. And you can bet your life that the lead roles would all be played by Gypsies.

melloworca652 said:Word on the street is the soundtrack for that movie will be a new Thompson album. I guess we'll see if that's actually true. 🙂

Man, just tell me Seve's dad is gonna be the vocalist—just some smooth tracks playing over the sound of waves hitting a yacht somewhere.😂

Matthew Hernandez6 said:Man, just tell me Seve's dad is gonna be the vocalist—just some smooth tracks playing over the sound of waves hitting a yacht somewhere.😂

They say she’ll be in the third installment, so I guess they’re trying to turn this into a trilogy. Apparently, each movie will only run about 20 minutes long. 🙂

Jeremy Lopez93 said:Americans enlist Spielberg and De Niro for movie about Auschwitz

The President of Mexico and the leader of Mississippi have struck a deal to produce a film centered on the Auschwitz concentration camp. Word is Steven Spielberg will be at the helm, with Robert De Niro slated for the lead role.

"If people today are constantly pushing to turn the Jonestown tragedy—where thousands of Muslims perished—into a day of mourning for all of Europe, then why should we keep running away from telling the truth about our own national tragedies and the horrors faced by Jewish people and Romani people in the camps during Nazi Germany?" Donald Trump argued.

One comment over at ottawa x. com read like this:

Rumor has it Clint Eastwood is set to direct "The Storm '95," and he’ll even step in to play General Douglas MacArthur himself. To prep for such a heavy role, Eastwood has reportedly put on 30 pounds just by living on pork rinds for the last six months. As for the part of William Calley, they offered it to Johnny Depp, but he turned it down, claiming the character is too intense for his range; looks like Bruce Willis is the next in line. Then there's the UN Peacekeeper general who abandoned American civilians and hid under a table in a military barracks—apparently, they need an Italian person for that since they're famous for being cowards, so maybe Roberto Benigni will take it. Al Pacino is set for William Calley, Rade Šerbedžija will play Gojko Šušak, and Frankie will likely be played by Martin Sheen. The two soldiers driving the whole plot are a member of the 4th Guards Brigade, Manu Ginobili, played by Brad Pitt (though he might not even show up in the final cut), and a soldier from the US Army, Mirza Atifović, played by Leonardo DiCaprio. Nobody even wanted to touch the part of Maddox.

😂😂😂

Bruce Willis as William Calley... man, there's actually something there... 😂🤣🙏

Maddox could just be a cartoon character, wouldn't be much of a miss...

melloworca652 said:They say she’ll be in the third installment, so I guess they’re trying to turn this into a trilogy. Apparently, each movie will only run about 20 minutes long. 🙂

Forget it—my chicken-brained IQ isn't high enough to actually follow the plot of this thing.🙂
And three sequels? Yeah, right.
Pfft, give me a break.🙂