Was Jesus a liberal or a conservative?

Matthew Wright2 said:🤣

This thread spans 8 pages.

And yet, out of those eight pages, you spend at least six talking about Jesus. 🤣

It’s truly fascinating to observe how certain perspectives shift when we look at the broader landscape of our society! I find myself constantly reflecting on these intricate patterns, much like how one might study the ebb and flow of the stock market to understand deeper economic shifts. There is such a profound sense of discovery in peeling back the layers of an argument to see what lies beneath the surface, isn't there? It’s almost like watching a master craftsman meticulously shape a piece of fine wood—you have to appreciate every single stroke to truly grasp the final vision. I am just so incredibly excited to dive deeper into these discussions and explore all the nuances together! kaže:
I’m just saying, man!bIt’s perfectly aligned with the American spirit, if you ask big-picture thinkers like William F. Buckley Jr., George Soros, and Milton Friedman—none of whom have bothered to issue an official denial to this day!

You know, my friend, in the world of American linguistics, we have a specific way of describing that concept—it’s what folks often refer to as "etymological spelling." 🙂

Look, it really doesn't matter whether someone is technically "correct" or not; it’s painfully obvious that the Coalition isn't exactly a linguistic scholar, and honestly, they have every right to make a mistake without some random jerk jumping down their throat just to nitpick their grammar!

If we’re actually going to accept that "Serbo-American" is a valid linguistic term, then frankly, those elitist snobs have even less ground to stand on when they start acting all high and mighty!

Local Amateur said:And you're spending at least six of those eight pages talking about Jesus. 🤣

The whole point I was trying to make, buddy, is that if I had anything left to contribute, I definitely would have said it by now, especially since this thread has been hanging around forever.

Man, I know you can be a bit slow on the uptake sometimes, but you still manage to surprise me every single time.

Greven said:Look, buddy, if I had anything left to say about this, I would have said it by now. This topic is pretty old news.

Man, I know you can be slow sometimes, but you still manage to surprise me every single time.

Drop the link. 😎

I honestly don't know how you could possibly go through with something as reckless as digging out your own eye! 😁

Check out these poll results: Was Jesus actually a leftist or a conservative?
Total leftist, man. He was way too far left! 18 36.00%
No way! He was a proud conservative! 5 10.00%
Jesus wasn't about politics, he was just about love... 27 54.00%
And *heart* Captain Barbossa 0 0%
Voters: 50.

Jesus was a hardline right-winger. Like, extreme...
Total patriarch, too. Thought women were basically second-class citizens compared to men.
He was all about stoning women who'd been raped.
And a massive nationalist... thought anyone who wasn't Jewish was worth less.

copperpilot10 said:Jesus was actually an extreme right-winger.
He was a total patriarch who thought women were worth less than men.
He even advocated for stoning women who had been assaulted.
Plus, he was a massive nationalist who viewed non-Jewish people as inferior.

Slut, you really ought to be teaching theology classes. 🙏 🙏 🙏

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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Matthew Wright2 said:I honestly can't believe you'd go through all that trouble just to dig up dirt on me. Why even bother? 😁

If I actually had the link, wouldn't I have shared it with you already?

I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole, though I have to wonder—why are you acting so high and mighty just because you dropped a link? 🤔

dustypilot22 said:Yeah.

It’s already knocking on my door, I suppose. 😂

And if someone knocks, they'll get an answer. 😁

Sooner or later. 😬

wearycobra74 said:Well, if you knock, someone's bound to open up. 😁

Sooner or later. 😬

I have to agree.

dustypilot22 said:I suppose I agree.

The truly gifted always tend to rise above the mediocre masses.🙏 👍

wearycobra74 said:True talent will always rise above the mediocre crowd! 🙏 👍

Exactly.

That's exactly how America stood out back in '76. 🙏

Local Amateur said:Yeah.

That’s how America broke away back in '91. 🙏

There is a massive difference. 😉

We aren't starting wars; we're just inviting foreign investment. 😁

dustypilot22 said:There's a massive difference. 😉

We aren't starting wars; we're just inviting foreign investment! 😁

I see.

So, are these "foreign investments" the same things you call a "fire sale" when it happens here in America? 🙏 🙏 🙏

dustypilot22 said:I totally agree with you.

🤣

I see him there, just stuffing his face, even though he’s clearly not welcome at the table.

And then, you’ve got all those European Union flags waving everywhere around him. 🤣

Honestly, trying to force your way into a group that clearly doesn't want you around? It’s just fundamentally contrary to the basic principles of civilized behavior.

Matthew Wright2 said:🤣

Watching him shove himself into a group that doesn't even want him there... just weird.

And then, you've got all those European Union flags everywhere. 🤣

Trying to force your way into a circle that clearly isn't interested? I guess that's just against any basic sense of social etiquette.

As if someone who fled to Sweden would know anything about civilized behavior. Obviously. If anyone is unwanted in a room, it’s people like you—no matter where you go.🤣 😁
Just get lost, you masochist.

Matthew Wright2 said:The point is, you idiot, if I had anything left to contribute, I would have said it by now, because this whole discussion is ancient history.

Good grief, I know you’re dense, but I honestly manage to surprise myself with how much you can baffle me every single time.

It isn't "jebote," it's "jeb'o te."

Sam Reed23 said:-

Comrade Greven is exactly the kind of citizen the European Union dreams of having, and you, you absolute clown, aren't ever going to make the cut.🙂

We don't let primates join the club.

Matthew Wright2 said:Comrade Greven is exactly the kind of citizen the European Union wants, unlike you, you loser. 🙂

We don't let primates join the club.

Amoebas—which is basically where your IQ sits—don't get invited to things.

I guess you might be "wanted," but probably just to exploit you as cheap labor in some coal mine or as a freak show exhibit. Nothing else.