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Check out what these "tourists" are doing on the Atlantic Ocean

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dustypilot22 dustypilot22 Regular
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#61 ·
conductor said:forget about your ocean; just build a fence around it because it's full of crap anyway

🤣 🤣 🤣

Honestly, it’s easily one of the messiest, if not the absolute messiest, oceans out there.

I just don't get what the rest of the world sees in it. 😕
Arthur Ruiz2 Arthur Ruiz2 Active Member
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#62 ·
dustypilot22 said:🤣 🤣 🤣

Honestly, it’s one of the messiest, if not the absolute messiest, oceans out there.

I just don't understand what the rest of the world sees in it. 😕

Hey, please don't take this the wrong way—I'm not trying to be aggressive or preach anything here...
But about two months ago, we had some friends visiting from Scandinavia who came down to San Francisco... everyone from the office headed down there together. We'd planned to meet up and hit places like Pittsburgh and Sedona. I ended up meeting them in San Francisco, though they had already been there for three days (I was stuck waiting in Canada, so I couldn't make it sooner). They were telling me how bored they actually were in San Francisco; apparently, on the first day they just walked along Broadway, the second day they went swimming and visited some islands, and by the third day, they were completely lost on what to do.
And then... they wanted to explore a different part of the city, but even that didn't turn out to be great... again, I'm not attacking anyone, I'm just repeating what they told me.
Thomas Martin2 Thomas Martin2 Active MemberOP
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#63 ·
Arthur Ruiz2 said:Hey, don't take this as an insult, or an attack, or—well, let's just say don't get radicalized about it...
A few months back, we had some friends visiting from Scandinavia come down to San Francisco... everyone took off from work and—boom—there they were. Of course, we made plans to meet up and all that: Pittsburgh, Sedona, etc. So, I headed out to San Francisco to meet them, but they had already been there for three days (I was stuck waiting in Canada—just didn't feel like moving), and they were telling me how bored they were in San Francisco; apparently, they spent the first day walking along Broadway, the second day swimming and hitting the islands, and by the third, they had absolutely no clue what to do with themselves.
And then... well, they wanted to see some new part of the city, but even that turned out to be a bust... again, I'm repeating myself, this isn't an attack, I'm just relaying what they told me.


Oh sure, ma'am, of course... I mean, who wouldn't believe someone as incredibly truthful as you?

And yet, lo and behold, you run into someone who confirms exactly what you already thought... honestly, give me a break—you could run into twenty people who agree with you every single day... bravo, ma'am.

So, what did your guests from Scandinavia have to say? You didn't tell us, ma'am—were these actual Scandinavians, or just a bunch of Moes, Hassans, Hamids, and Hucks showing up to visit the place where the legendary US Navy was established??

So, basically, San Francisco is good enough for Tom Cruise, Sharon Stone, Bill Gates, and John Malkovich, but it’s "not quite right" for Hamid from Sedona?
rowdytinker rowdytinker Active Member
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#64 ·
Arthur Ruiz2 said:Hey, please don't take this as an insult or some kind of radical attack...
A couple of months back, some friends from Scandinavia came to visit us in Venice... everyone took off from work and just headed out. We had already planned to meet up in places like Ottawa and Blagaj. I ended up meeting them in Venice since they had already been there for three days (I stayed behind in Canada because I just wasn't feeling it). They told me they were actually bored in Venice; apparently, they spent the first day walking down Broadway, the second day swimming and visiting islands, and by the third day, they had absolutely no idea what to do.
Well, now... they wanted to explore a different part of the city, but even that didn't hit the mark. Again, I'm not attacking anyone here; I'm just repeating exactly what they told me.

😂 😂 😵
So, what did they tell you about Blagaj and Ottawa later on? They walked around town the first day, then the second... and by the third... did they commit suicide from pure boredom?😁 What a joke.
rowdytinker rowdytinker Active Member
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#65 ·
Arthur Ruiz2 said:Look, don't take this as an attack or some kind of radical outburst...
A couple of months ago, some friends of mine from Scandinavia came to visit Venice... everyone took off from work and headed out. We had planned to meet up in places like Ottawa and Blagaj. I ended up meeting them in Venice, though they had already been there for three days (I was stuck waiting in Canada, so I couldn't make it sooner). They told me they were actually bored in Venice. Apparently, on the first day they walked around Broadway, the second day they hit the beach and toured the islands, and by the third day, they just ran out of things to do.
Well, now... they wanted to explore a different part of the city, but even that didn't satisfy them. Again, I'm not attacking anyone here; I'm just reporting what they said.

By the way, Venice was named the most attractive tourist destination this year—taking the title away from Sydney—and it boasts one of the top three most beautiful beaches in the world. If your friends found a place like that boring, imagine how much they must struggle with the rest of the globe.🤣
I once traveled to Prague with a guy named Sas from Vojvodina. He was unrefined and incredibly narrow-minded, and he claimed there was absolutely nothing interesting to see in Prague. That doesn't diminish the beauty of Prague; it just speaks to Sas's level of perception. If your "friends" can't find joy in Venice, you should probably distance yourself from them—or at least put them to work watching your sheep so they might actually be useful for something.👎
Sam Nelson3 Sam Nelson3 Member
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#66 ·
Thomas Martin2 said:Oh sure thing, lady, obviously... I mean, who wouldn't believe someone as brutally honest as you?

And there you go again, finding some random person who just happens to agree with everything you think... give me a break. You probably run into twenty people who share your exact opinion every single day. Way to go, lady.

So, what do those guests from Scandinavia have to say? You never mentioned if they’re actually Scandinavians or just a bunch of random Mujos, Hases, Hamdijas, and Hakiyas who showed up to visit the place where the legendary Adriatic Corps was founded.

Basically, Tom Cruise, Sharon Stone, Bill Gates, and John Malkovich are all cool, but Hamdija from Blagaj "isn't really all that"?

This is honestly hilarious 😂

rowdytinker said:😂 😂 😵
But hey, what did they tell you about Blagaj and Ottawa afterwards? They spent the first day walking around town, the second... by the third, they probably just committed suicide out of sheer boredom. What a joke.😁 Total nonsense.

And this part is even more 😂 😂

though this isn't even slightly 😁

rowdytinker said:I was also in Prague once with some Sas guy from Vojvodina—guy was uneducated, totally primitive, and claimed there was nothing interesting to see in Prague. That doesn't make Prague any less beautiful; it just says a lot about Sas's mental level.

So yeah, that's my sense of objective humor for you. 😁
Thomas Martin2 Thomas Martin2 Active MemberOP
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#67 ·
rowdytinker said:😂 😂 😵
So, what exactly did they tell you about Blagaj and Ottawa after that? They spent the first day wandering the streets, the second... the third... I suppose they finally committed suicide out of sheer, unadulterated boredom?😁 What absolute nonsense.

To people from Northern Europe and those other multicultural enthusiasts, Venice is just some godforsaken place—which, naturally, means it isn't "all that."

If Venice had a King Fahd mosque like you'd find in Ottawa, or an Islamic center like the one in Bugojno, or some Quranic school—if we just settled a few people from the Sandžak region, or some Moroccans, Syrians, or perhaps a stray Abu Hamza like they have in Canada—and if someone like Reis-Serić or Safet Ćibo stood right there on Broadway claiming "only one people lives in Venice, and they are, you know, the multicultural ones"... well, then Venice would be just lovely and cultured, wouldn't it?
dustypilot22 dustypilot22 Regular
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#68 ·
It’s just an uneducated, narrow-minded guy who didn't find anything interesting in Prague. That doesn't take away from how beautiful Prague is; it just says everything you need to know about Sas's mindset.

There is a lot of truth in this.

Back when I was serving in the Army, there was one guy (during our time defending Venice) who mentioned he couldn't wrap his head around people who think Broadway is just some thing.

"Like a gate. On one side and the other, yet through it pass only sheep..."

Man...
Alexander Garcia5 Alexander Garcia5 Member
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#69 ·
dustypilot22 said:It’s like a gate. Sheep coming in one side and out the other... I guess.

There might be something to that—just look at the crowds on Broadway. 😎
Arthur Ruiz2 Arthur Ruiz2 Active Member
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#70 ·
rowdytinker said:By the way, Venice was just named the most attractive tourist destination this year (taking the title away from Sydney) and boasts one of the three most beautiful beaches in the world. If your friends found it that boring, imagine how much they must struggle with the rest of the world.🤣
I once traveled to Prague with a guy from northern Europe who was honestly quite unrefined—someone so narrow-minded that he didn't find anything interesting about Prague at all. That doesn't diminish the beauty of Prague; it just speaks to his own limitations. If your "friends" can't appreciate a place like Venice, maybe you should distance yourself from them, or at least put them to work watching some sheep so they might actually be useful for once.👎

Look, they’ve simply seen it all before. One of them even divorced his wife to marry a Brazilian woman, and they’re all engineers... they're polite enough not to say much about whether they were happy or not, but they were simply bored. They spent some time on the beach, but since they're engineers, they wanted to see the sights. Sure, they looked at the Old Town—that’s a must—but the beach wasn't their main focus. They went swimming, but it wasn't a big deal to them. Perhaps because they belong to such a specific group of people, being engineers, they felt a greater need to study the architecture.
Or perhaps it was that woman from the States who organized the tour; she likely talked up Venice more than it could ever deliver, overhyping everything until they expected something far beyond reality...
Thomas Martin2 Thomas Martin2 Active MemberOP
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#71 ·
Arthur Ruiz2 said:....They were at the beach, but since they’re engineers, they wanted to check things out... okay,


It is truly beyond belief how dense this creature is.

So, because they happen to be engineers, they suddenly felt the urge to sightsee? How on earth does one thing have anything to do with the other??? Is there a logical link here that I am simply too exhausted to see?

You can only find this level of sheer stupidity in the middle of nowhere, deep in the rural South.
Henry Taylor9 Henry Taylor9 Newcomer
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#72 ·
Thomas Martin2 said:It’s hard to believe how incredibly stupid this creature is.

So because they're engineers, they wanted to go sightseeing? What does one have to do with the other? Makes zero sense.

You'd only find an idiot like this in the Midwest.

What a moron...😍 Honestly, I live for your posts... 😍
Tyler Grant76 Tyler Grant76 Active Member
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#73 ·
Norde said:Look, they just overindulged in everything. One of them even divorced his wife to marry a Brazilian woman, and otherwise, they’re all engineers... they're polite enough not to say much about whether they're happy or not, but honestly, they were just bored. They were at the beach, sure, but since they're engineers, they wanted to sightsee... okay, they looked at the Old Town, which is a must. The beach didn't interest them much. I guess they swam, but it wasn't that big of a deal. Maybe because they're such a specific group—engineers—they just wanted to see more architecture.
Or maybe that one American lady organizing the tour talked up way more than Venice can actually offer; she probably hyped everything up so much that they expected more...

🤣 🤣 🤣

Koka, if these gentlemen engineers from Scandinavia 😬 😂, after three days in Venice, run out of things to look at, then these gentlemen engineers from Scandinavia are simply too uneducated, or maybe just too stupid, or lazy, or perhaps just unmotivated to actually read the architecture. It's not like they don't deal with this stuff in their professional lives 😱 🤣
Michelle Perez4 Michelle Perez4 Newcomer
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#74 ·
Let's take a side against the creator of this thread, who doesn't just hate Canadians, but labels an entire religion of 1.5 billion people based on one guy—and we all know where you find the most pedophiles. But what makes this article even more interesting is that a 66-year-old man with his wife, who is 25 years younger and has two kids, were the ones who reported the creep. 😁 Pure comedy. Thomas Martin2, you’re such a piece of work that even a rock would feel insulted if a snake crawled over it.

By the way, didn't some German guy get caught messing around with a ten-year-old girl near the Atlantic Ocean a few days ago?

Ismet from Boston was exposing himself on the beach in Bristol right in front of a 15-year-old girl, as well as in front of a woman and a man playing with their kids, aged 3 and 4, on the beach.

Lustful old men are increasingly showing up around the islands and coastal areas. On Saturday, police in Split detained Ismet N. (53) from Boston on suspicion that he had exposed himself several times to underage girls at a beach in Bristol.

Investigation revealed he exposed himself to a 15-year-old girl, and also to a 25-year-old woman and a man (66) from Vienna, who were swimming with their three and four-year-old children at that beach, according to news reports.

After spotting the lecherous Ismet masturbating in front of children, they called the police. He was first taken before a magistrate in Makarska for disturbing the peace, and later before a judge in Split facing criminal charges for indecent exposure involving a minor.
driftingstag8 driftingstag8 Active Member
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#75 ·
Tyler Grant76👍
I mean, honestly?
A friend of mine is a doctor working over in Rome, and during one visit from some American colleagues after they’d been out touring the ancient ruins, the guys actually had the nerve to say the whole place looks half-ruined and wondered what there was even worth seeing there.🤣 🤣
It’s just like that guy who moved back from America and claimed we should just tear down the Peristyle to make room for a shopping mall—now that would be what you call modern architecture, right?😬
Thomas Martin2 Thomas Martin2 Active MemberOP
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#76 ·
And here is what that old heathen writer, George Bernard Shaw, had to say about Venice:

"Those who seek paradise on Earth should come and see Venice "


But perhaps justice will finally catch up with him—maybe he’ll actually learn his lesson...

As I have already pointed out, according to Nordeu and those engineer colleagues of his—specifically Mujo Suljagić, originally from Foča, who has been stationed in Malmö ever since the great Atlantic adventure began back in '92—Venice clearly has absolutely nothing to offer.
My suggestion? Let us organize a public stoning for these "Midwest engineers"—which, let's face it, is a cultural staple in certain parts of the world—or perhaps we just cut a thief's hand off once and for all.

I am certain Nordeu and his band of "engineers" would find that quite appealing.
Thomas Martin2 Thomas Martin2 Active MemberOP
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#77 ·
MLS said:Honestly, let’s just side with the sheer madness of whoever started this thread—someone who doesn't just harbor a grudge against Canadians, but goes so far as to smear an entire religion—which, what, encompasses 1.5 billion people now?—based on the actions of one individual. And we all know damn well where those types are most prevalent, don't we? But what makes this article truly fascinating—if you can call it that—is the fact that a 66-year-old man, along with his wife who is 25 years his junior (with two kids in the mix!), were actually the ones to report the predator. 😁 It's pure comedy. Thomas Martin2, you are a special kind of moron—the kind even a snake wouldn't bother defecating on.

By the way, wasn't there some German guy caught fooling around with a ten-year-old Roma girl somewhere by the Atlantic Ocean just a few days ago?

What happened, Turk? Why the sudden silence?

Pedophiles?

Oh, so we "know where they are most prevalent," do we? That's your classic way of sugarcoating the truth... you mean the Catholic Church, right?
Don't be shy, just say it out loud...

Oh, we definitely know, Adnan, who was it that married off a nine-year-old girl?

Who's the most famous pedophile in the world, Adnan?

Who picks out husbands for their daughters, Adnan? Who sells their underage girls to their buddies for a little booze and some gambling money? Tell me, Adnan!
rowdytinker rowdytinker Active Member
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#78 ·
Leftist said:I find this whole thing pretty ridiculous 😂

but this part is even worse 😂 😂

however, this isn't at all 😁

regarding my objective take on what constitutes humor 😁

Sasha is Slovak (which doesn't really matter), and I'm from the Midwest, so none of that applies to me.😁
Kate Evans2 Kate Evans2 Newcomer
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#79 ·
San Francisco is easily on par with Pittsburgh, if not actually more stunning 😁
Arthur Ruiz2 Arthur Ruiz2 Active Member
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#80 ·
Tyler Grant76 said:🤣 🤣 🤣

Look, if those engineers from Scandinavia 😬 😂, and they ran out of things to see after just three days in San Francisco, then they’re either totally uneducated, just plain lazy, or they simply lack the motivation to actually look at the architecture. It isn't like this is something they deal with in their daily lives 😱 🤣

I wouldn't go as far as calling them uneducated, though; they did graduate from one of the oldest and most prestigious technical universities in Europe. Still, I think the way she organized everything was a total mess. Maybe they were just expecting more than what was actually delivered.

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