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wanderingmason37 said:and a few more stray dogs 😳 😁 who somehow crawled over to this thread instead of hanging out in some "I just got my period" group 🙄 🙄 -just sucking up to everyone like they're supposed to 😳

😉

Look, I haven't had a period. Ever. I mean, unless I'm still stuck in puberty or something... wait, how does that work? Anyway—usually, you can't actually tell when someone's cycle starts, right? It’s more like when Bajki decides to announce it to the entire internet. Either it's PMS or Bajki is just feeling extra dramatic today... everything is totally fine and sunny and then suddenly—BOOM 🙂

And when a placebo gets their period, they go and break off an engagement.

Brian Moore67 said:I haven't dealt with a period. Ever. I guess I’m still stuck in puberty or something... How does that even work? Usually, you can't tell when someone's cycle hits unless some fairy tale character decides to broadcast it to the entire internet. It’s either PMS or just some fairy tale magic happening today... Everything is totally fine and wonderful and then suddenly—BOOM! 🙂

And once a placebo gets their period, they go breaking all their marriage vows.

See, I'm not old-fashioned... okay, fine, I'm a traditionalist 😳 😁 — but hey, I don't do the whole "vows" thing anyway 😎 🙄

I just get married right away so the PMS doesn't matter. It's a standard clause in my prenuptial agreement! 🥳

wanderingmason37 said:---

Where are the real intellectuals? The well-read, open-minded guys—those cosmopolitan souls who actually see beyond this narrow-minded nonsense? WHERE ARE THEY?

😕 🙄 😳

Just go ahead and call neven Ciganović if you really care. You don't need to play these polite games about Democrats versus Republicans right now. 😳

AhabovKlon said:Oops. Just realized at the last second that it’s a woman... my bad. Almost sent you on a wild goose chase looking for a husband—wrong link.
Try gey.com or gey.org instead.

Well, she does look like a man. With those mustaches she plucks with tiny tweezers every Saturday morning before heading to the farmer's market. 😎
So... don't be surprised if you mistake her for a guy. 😳 😎

boldcobra4 said:Just call neven Ciganović if you actually care. You don't need to play the "leftist vs. rightist" game here... 😳

Look, neven Ciganović is my buddy. You got a problem with guys who take care of their physique and want to look good for other dudes? Or are you just some old-school caveman? 😳

wanderingmason37 said:neven Ciganović is my friend. Do you have some sort of issue with men who take care of their bodies and enjoy being appreciated by other men? Is that it?😳

Clearly, you don't know me. I'm a metrosexual.🥳 😁
But neven Ciganović is a jerk who drags down everyone else who actually cares about fitness by flaunting his own stupidity like this.

So, what's the word...

Seriously, where the hell have you been?👍

NOlogo said:Look, I’m not being old-fashioned... uh, let's call me "traditionalist"...😳 😁 — I just don't do the whole engagement thing😎 🙄

I usually just jump straight into the marriage part—it totally bypasses all that PMS drama! Plus, I always make sure there's a little clause about it in the prenuptial agreement, haha 🥳

Oh man, me too! I'm a huge believer in the legal contract side of things. But my parents are total hippies who think marriage is just a social construct, so yeah... still single over here.

BTW, I actually almost got engaged to a girl once because she promised a high-end set of Shun knives to the first guy who popped the question—but surprise, surprise, I never actually saw those knives! 😠

gradela said:Clearly, you don't know me at all. I'm a total metrosexual 🥳 😁
Ali Neven is just a little punk who's dragging down everyone else who actually takes care of their body instead of showing off their stupidity like this.

Man, you have absolutely no clue. The crew from Brooklyn has been keeping him in check since he was a kid—or at least giving him a heads-up about what might happen if he keeps acting out 😳 😁

Now that he's part of the high-society jet set and his old Brooklyn crew are just aging losers hanging out in dive bars, suddenly everything's different. 😁 😁 😁

btw, say one more time that I look masculine and I'll come find you myself to introduce ourselves, you caveman. You clearly haven't even seen a woman's shaved leg, let alone anything else 🙄 🥳

😳

UmpaUmpa said:Man, tell me about it. I'm a total believer in arranged marriages. But my parents are these massive hippies who think that stuff is outdated, so here I am, still flying solo.

BTW, I actually almost got engaged to a complete fraud because she promised a high-end knife set to the first guy to pop the question. Spoiler alert: I never saw those knives. 😠

It was honestly a nightmare when my old man gave my mom a Samurai knife set and Super Ear for their 30th anniversary.🤣 😂

NOlogo said:Seriously, man? You clearly haven't even seen a woman's shaved leg before, let alone anything else. 🙄 🥳

😳

And don't even get me started on shaving legs... real ladies use an epilator.😁 🙄

Natch said:I felt so bad for my dad when he gave my mom a samurai knife set and a super ear super for their 30th anniversary.🤣 😂

A super ear super? Now that actually sounds pretty interesting... though honestly, someone needs to GIVE MY DAD HIS EAR BACK!!!

Natch said:don't even start about shaving legs... I mean, most girls just use an epilator these days anyway😁 🙄

You wanna know why we Americans shave our legs?
It's basically just to set ourselves apart from those hardcore feminists out there.

UmpaUmpa said:A super ear? Sounds great. JUST GIVE MY DAD HIS EAR BACK!!!

yeah right.. it's probably just some cheap knockoff hearing aid from a flea market...🤣

Walter Myers4 said:Don't even suggest shaving legs... real ladies use an epilator.😁 🙄

As for my legs—no way I'm shaving😳—I'm just a soft, delicate blonde.😁

wanderingmason37 said:legs - I don't shave 😳 - I'm just a soft-hearted blonde 😁

hehehe😁

Walter Myers4 said:Yeah, right... that's just some cheap knockoff headset you'd find at a flea market in rural Alabama...🤣

Aaaaa, okay, I get it now.

Brian Moore67 said:Man, I am right there with you. I’m a huge believer in arranged marriages. But my parents are total hippies and they aren't having any of it, so here I am—still flying solo.

BTW, I actually almost got engaged to a complete fraud because she promised a high-end knife set to the first guy who popped the question. Spoiler alert: I definitely didn't get the knives. 😠

Brian, it’s pretty obvious you’re totally off-topic here. Just look at the thread title! 😳 😁

Brian Moore67 said:Ugh, fine. Whatever.

You know exactly what I mean, right?😁