Loving humanity

Jamie Cox48 said:We’re just weirdly, insanely normal. The masters would call us The Avengers. 😉

Boom! Right in the gut!
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Jamie Cox48 said:And maybe he’s got a spare set of whiskers where they don't belong. 😁 🙂

😂😂

A little fuzz upon the lip😂

Honestly, I still can't wrap my head around WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THE EARS 😂😂😂

Karen Sanchez19 said:Seriously though, I am still totally lost on what on earth is actually inside people's ears.😂😂😂

Well, dude, there's just earwax and cotton swabs in there.🙂

Jamie Cox48 said:In the ears, there are little hair follicles. 🙂

No, not really—it’s just some coarse fuzz. 😂😂

Karen Sanchez19 said:Hey Shumar (even your name screams "forest dweller"), first you were stripping down for Dorothy, now you're chasing after Blaster. You really are a professional gigolo.

Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing

Paid for every dance
selling each romance
Oh what they're saying

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Dorothy is my secret heartache and my undoing. She’s exactly the kind of woman you admire from afar because you know you don't have the guts to actually talk to her. She can destroy you with just one sidelong glance. Plus, she’s totally enlightened—she reads your energy just by moving her left hand. Honestly, who could even handle someone like that?
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Enchantress is the kind of woman I call a "sister-wife." Part of me wants to marry her on the spot, but then you get this weird feeling like you're hanging out with your own sibling. It gets under your skin until you feel like you're practically related to her...
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That's why I stick with Master Alabaster. She actually went as far as giving me her number (though maybe she just got it from some old lady and was messing with me). Her chakras are perfectly balanced—and frankly, that's all I care about in the short term...
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Quincy:

Dorothy is my secret torment and my deepest ache. She’s the kind of woman you stare at from across the street because you know damn well you don't have the guts to actually walk up and talk to her.

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As far as that absolute nightmare goes, get in line.😂
But stay BEHIND me.🙂 🙂 😂

Quincy:

Dorothy is my secret torment and my deepest ache.

YES, Dorothy.😍

A quiet sense of letting go
To the rush of day
When The Heat of The Rolling World Can be turned away

An enchanted moment
And it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior
Just to be with you

Can You Feel the Love Tonight
This is where we stand
It's enough for a wide-eyed wanderer
Can You Feel the Love Tonight

Can You Feel the Love Tonight
How it's settled down
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best

Everyone has their moment
If they just realize
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn

There's a logic and a rhythm
To the wild outdoors
When the heart of this starcrossed voyager
Beats in sync with yours

Can You Feel the Love Tonight
This is where we find ourselves
It's enough for a wide-eyed wanderer
Can You Feel the Love Tonight

Can You Feel the Love Tonight
How it's finally at peace?
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
Can You Feel the Love Tonight
Believe the very best.

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Quincy:

Shumar and the master say: That’s why I’m sticking with Master Alabaster. She even gave me a cell number—though, honestly, maybe it was just some old lady's number and she was pulling my leg. Her second chakra is balanced—and really, that's all I care about for now... 🙂

Interesting off-topic detour. How can you tell if her second chakra is balanced, and what does that actually mean?

On-topic: If Björk says "all is full of love," then why do nations go to war?

coastalorca3 said:On topic: If Björk claims "all is full of love," then why are nations still at war?

Honestly, you'd have to ask Björk herself.
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I can't really give you an answer to that first question that would actually satisfy you...

coastalorca3 said:Do you ever feel that deep connection or love for other people? What does that actually feel like? And what triggers it?

I definitely experience that feeling quite often—that sense of affection for those around me.

It’s a strange sensation, honestly. Sometimes it just hits me out of nowhere, and I feel this overwhelming urge to just give my boss a huge hug. Even when I'm at work and she’s driving me absolutely crazy, that feeling still pops up.

As for what causes it, it’s usually some tiny, insignificant little thing that happens at just the right moment, something that really touches your heart.

There can be so many different things that trigger that emotion.

Or sometimes, it’s just the simple pleasure of being surrounded by my people. I wouldn't necessarily call it "love" in every single instance, but more of a deep sense of comfort and joy just being near them.

Quincy:

Shumar and Master Alabaster say: ... That's why I'm sticking with Master Alabaster. She even went as far as giving me a contact number (though maybe she just got it from some old lady at the grocery store and was messing with me). Her other chakra is perfectly balanced—honestly, that’s all I care about for the short term... 🙂

I gave you the real number. 😛
Beautiful. 😢

coastalorca3 said:That’s an interesting tangent. How can you tell if her second chakra is balanced, and what does that actually look like?
..

She just takes my word for it.
It means I'm giving advice specifically tailored for the US or Lebanon.
Most spiritual gurus out there are total frauds anyway; coastalorca3 is the only one in this thread who actually knows me in real life. 🙂

masterblaster said:Look, you fake spiritual types, Chestnut is actually the only one on this thread who knows me in real life. 🙂

She’s a total knockout, so what? Are we supposed to be jealous or something? 🥳

Bacon said:She's a total knockout, so what? Are we all supposed to be acting jealous or something? 🥳

Oh, come on. That’s not what I meant at all. 😳
I just meant he actually knows what I look like, while you guys are all just sitting here guessing.
Maybe there's a reason why I'm not posting a photo, right? 😬

Chestnut said:Do you ever truly feel love for others? What does that actually feel like? What triggers it?

Personally, my capacity for love is pretty selective.

I want to confess something to you all, but please, let’s keep this between us.

Even though I’m living in a man's body, I’ve realized I’m not really attracted to men—it’s women I’m drawn to.🙂 🥳

It started happening when I was about twelve, and it hasn't stopped since.

A bit unusual, wouldn't you say?🤔

So, as far as I'm concerned...

Love might be the ultimate answer, but while I'm waiting for that answer to arrive, sex certainly asks some very interesting questions.😁
That’s why I approach sex like a pro soccer player: first, I work on my dribbling,😁 and then I take the shot.😁

Hmm, what else is there to say about love... or sex?🤔

The only time my wife and I actually reached a climax at the exact same moment was the day we signed our divorce papers.😁

hiddenpuma75 said:Love might be the ultimate answer, but while I'm stuck waiting around for that realization, sex definitely asks all the right questions.😁
That’s why my approach is basically like a pro quarterback. First, I’m out there running plays and dodging defenders, 😁 and then I just let it rip. 😁

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masterblaster said:I gave you the actual number.
That's awesome.

Come on, seriously, where’s your sense of humor?
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masterblaster said:Oh, come on. That’s not what I meant. 😳
I was just saying he actually knows what I look like, while you guys are all just guessing.
Maybe there's a reason I don't post photos? 😬

Don't be so hard on yourself—we're spiritual people here, we only care about inner beauty anyway. 😳 🙂

Hmm, well, except for Bobby... but he's such a rebel, he doesn't need to pretend. 😁 🤣

I consider myself quite fortunate to be a bit of a cynic; it spares me the exhausting charade of pretending to harbor lofty feelings for all of humanity or searching for some profound beauty of soul in every person I meet.

In truth, if I’m being perfectly candid, there is one other scenario where a person's physical appearance becomes entirely irrelevant: if a girl actually possesses a sense of humor and can hold her own over a few cold beers.😁

Ryan Wilson2 said:To be totally honest, there’s one more thing where looks don't really matter to me: if she actually has a sense of humor and can hold her own over a few beers.😁

Hmm, well, if you swapped out the beer for being a good cook, I’d probably be on board with that too.🤣

Man, girls these days... they seem to think they can win men over just by hitting the gym and posting thirst traps.🙂 😁