I love you, Jalnuški...

Keith James812 said:Must be nice... my whole setup just completely fell apart😁 because I haven't had any discipline lately, and one even managed to slip away.. last time anyone saw him was somewhere down in Mississippi, and honestly, that's all I know about him.😁

I’ll give you a few pointers... interest-free. Over some olives.

UmpaUmpa said:No mainstream group out there is going to recognize that kind of double-dealing.
Oh, so you're giving me permission now? First, we bring out the knives. A deal's a deal.

Knives? Are you kidding me, Umpa... you know I have a massive phobia of kitchen utensils. 😢

And why can't we just pull another guy into the marriage? Seriously, have you ever seen what happens when an American girl raised in the church finally gets let off the leash? 😁

shadowjackal88 said:I’ll give you a few pointers...

That’s pretty much all you can expect from a Jew—it sounds wonderful, but it doesn't cost them a dime!
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Keith James812 said:Oh please, knives? Brian Moore67... you know damn well I’m terrified of anything sharp in the kitchen! 😢

And honestly, why couldn't we just add another guy to the marriage? I mean, have you ever actually seen what happens when us Catholic girls finally get let off the leash? We go wild! 😁

I don't know about all that, but personally, I don't have any gay tendencies—though, hey, I do vividly remember that time with you where things got a little handsy and there was definitely some tongue involved... And then there's Math, who has a similar vibe... she basically wrote an entire saga claiming it was all true. Honestly? I think you two would hit it off perfectly, probably spending half your time just making out and getting way too close.

shadowjackal88 said:Let me give you some free advice... served with a side of olives.

Yeah, sure, whatever... but I think I see where I went wrong here. Did you ever actually get breastfed? No, right?😁

Brian Moore67 said:Look, I don't know about you, but I don't have those kinds of inclinations. Besides, I distinctly remember that whole thing with you two shoving tongues down throats and getting handsy... and math has some similar vibes going on... It turned into this massive saga she claims is totally legit. Honestly? I think you two would get along famously just playing tongue-wrestling.

math baby is a total Democratic Party hack... there's no way I'm getting intimate with someone who actually voted for Bill Clinton. 🙂 😁

Keith James812 said:Look, math baby is totally a Democratic Party supporter... I just can't bring myself to get cozy with someone who would actually vote for Bill Clinton🙂 😁

Honestly, turning her around would be a breeze—it's not like there's a Democratic Party over in Israel anyway! You two will probably end up voting for Isaac Newton and Netanyahu. Heck, maybe even Aguda. Just check this out:

Keith James812 said:Oh, please... though I think I see where my logic tripped up. Did you ever breastfeed? No, you didn't, right?😁

Khm... actually, let me charge a fee for these instructions... or rather, let me set one specific condition involving olives, knives, polygamy, and the island of Key West 😉...

Deny accept said:That’s all you ever get from a Jew. It sounds great, but it costs absolutely nothing!
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Well, from '48 onwards, they can just get it any other way.

It's more than what your grandfather got back in '45.

It looks like Keith James812 thinks his granddad got absolutely wrecked back in '45, but honestly, why let that ruin your cozy little hangout with her? Even though she hasn't budged an inch on those old-school family views, it’s just so incredibly cool how you guys roll... 😉

shadowjackal88 said:Uhh... actually, maybe I should start charging for this advice... specifically, I’m adding a few fine-print clauses involving olives, knives, polygamy, and a trip to Key West 😉...

Anything goes, except polygamy. That's off the table. 😁

Actually, wait... it totally works... as long as we split up the chores. She handles the cooking, the cleaning, the laundry... and I handle the sex, the nights out, and the travel. 😁

Keith James812 said:Anything goes, except polygamy... 😁

Actually, hold on... it totally works... provided we split up the chores... she handles the cooking, the cleaning, the tidying up... and I handle the sex, the nights out, and all the travel 😁

You two can hash that out among yourselves... personally, I don't care what you do, as long as you're both busy going down on each other...

Look, here’s the plan—since she’s a developer just like me, and since developers in Silicon Valley make a massive amount of cash, we’ll both make sure we hire some domestic help to handle the cleaning and the cooking (it's super cheap if you find the right help, totally worth it!), my job will be teaching you guys the secrets of a Kabbalistic orgasm, and then, obviously, the sex part happens in a threesome. Life's way more fun that way, right? Is that a fair deal?

Did you read the story yet? What'd you think?

Noah Hall82 said:He seems to think Keith James812's grandpa got screwed back in '45, but hey, don't let that ruin your cozy little hangout with him. Even though, surprise surprise, he hasn't changed his old man's views one single inch. It’s just so incredibly "cool," I’m practically swooning... 😉

Look, regular people don't have a problem with other regular people, Orlando... but you? No matter where you're from, you're always gonna be on the wrong side of this. 😁

Keith James812 said:Regular people don't have an issue with other regular people, Orlando... but you? No matter what flag is flying, you're always gonna be on the wrong side of things 😁 [/B]

So if you really think it’s "normal" to go out of your way to put up monuments for militi budak and juriti Francetica, and then those same guys would actually want to hang out with someone like you, then honestly, I am just so incredibly relieved that I'll never be on the same side as your crowd... and as for what constitutes "normal," man, you wouldn't even know where to start 😉

Brian Moore67 said:You two just work it out... I don't care how you do it, as long as you're both getting what you need...

Look, here’s the plan. Since she’s a dev just like me—and let’s be real, devs in Silicon Valley make insane money—she and I are gonna hire some cheap help to handle all the cleaning and cooking (we can find people for like $5 an hour, total steal). My job? I'll be the one teaching you guys the secrets of a Kabbalistic orgasm. And sex? Yeah, clearly a threesome. It's way more fun that way. You down for the deal?

So, did you read the story? What'd you think?

Oh come on, Brian... you managed to squeeze seven Filipinkas into this plan, but you can't even land one jalnuški 🙄 😁

TangerineC2 said:Look, if you honestly think it’s okay to build monuments to militi budak and juriti Francetica while they hang out with people like you, then I am seriously glad I’ll never be on your side of the fence... as for what "normal" even means, we could talk about it for 😉 without ever getting anywhere.

Man, you really are the luckiest guy on the planet, aren't you? 😁

Keith James812 said:Oh come on, Brian Moore67... you managed to land seven Filipinkas, but you can't even pull off one jalnuški Filipinka? 🙄 😁

Look, those Filipinkas are strictly for business—I wouldn't even bring them into my personal life. I’m a big believer in sex being driven by actual romantic love, right? And honestly, how is anyone supposed to catch feelings when you spend five minutes explaining the "chore list" like, "vacuum this, wash the windows, iron the laundry"?

Besides, why do you even care what he thinks? The guy doesn't know the first thing about an orgasm. He's just doing that old-school, low-effort thing... totally uninspired.

duvdevan said:Well, looking at everything from '48 onwards, you could basically get paid in favors instead.

It’s a joke compared to what Grandpa actually earned back in '45.

Oh, give me a break—stop talking such absolute nonsense! What on earth are you even rambling about?

Brian Moore67 said:Those girls are just there to clock in and out. I wouldn't even bring them into the mix. Look, I’m a believer in sex being built on actual romantic love. How the hell is anyone supposed to catch feelings when you spend five minutes explaining "vacuum the rug, wash the windows, iron the laundry"?

Besides, why do we care what he thinks? The guy doesn't know the first thing about an orgasm. He's just doing that typical old-school, low-effort routine... just going through the motions in the dark...

Man, what's wrong with going through the motions? 😍

Brian, I know exactly how we'll settle this. You come over to the States and give me a live demonstration of that... what do you call it... that whole orgasm thing. If it's actually good, I'll agree to a second wife. Fair enough?

Keith James812 said:I mean, what’s wrong with hay? 😍

Brian Moore67, I’ve got a plan... you gotta fly out here to the States and give me a demo of that—what do you call it?—that orgasm thing... if it actually works, I might just be down for a second wife... fair deal?

Okay, so I wasn't even talking about doing it blind 🙂

As soon as I touch down in America, I'm heading straight over to visit... we're gonna need a massive bed or a huge mattress, some candles, a quiet room—you know, the whole vibe. I’ve got this new technique involving hypnotic suggestion that is honestly kind of insane. Anyway, you'll see!