I love you, Jalnuški...

Keith James812 said:man, you really are the luckiest guy on the planet 😁 [/B]

I mean, seriously, when I stop to think about how much I get to deal with all these absolute gems from John Doe, Frankopan, Hehe, and Vučić... don't you realize just how incredibly lucky I feel to have this happening? 🙂

Brian Moore67 said:Look, I wasn't just blindly 🙂

As soon as I touch down in America, I’m heading straight over... I'll need a massive bed or a huge mattress, some candles, a quiet room. I've got this new method involving hypnotic suggestion—it's absolutely wild. Anyway, you'll see.

Deal... but I gotta warn you... if that "hypnotic suggestion" thing means stuff like: my ego is massive... your eyelids are getting heavy... I'm a total genius... let me tell you right now, that kind of therapy is totally useless to me. 😢 😁

Noah Hall82 said:Honestly, when I look at you getting cornered by absolute jokers like John Doe, Frankopan, Hehe, and Vučić... man, you should know I actually feel pretty lucky to be watching this happen. 🙂

So, basically, you’re just lonely and now you're trying to convince yourself it's because you're... what? Way too brilliant for everyone else?😁

Keith James812 said:Alright, deal... but hey, I gotta give you a heads-up.. if by "hypnotic suggestion" you mean stuff like: my junk isn't small.. your eyelids feel heavy.. my junk is massive... then I gotta tell you right now, I tried that kind of therapy once and it was totally immune 😢 😁

No, no, not that! That’s not what we're talking about at all. It's more like you're expected to actually dive in and help build the whole experience—which, let's face it, is what gets you turned on in the first place—so the suggestion just dials that feeling up to eleven. Like someone said once, the brain is basically the biggest erogenous zone out there. It's absolutely wild.

Brian Moore67 said:Nah, you’ve got it wrong. That's not even the point. You're expected to actually dive in and help build the experience yourself—you get turned on by that, and then the whole thing just hits harder because of the suggestion. Like someone once said, the brain is the biggest erogenous zone out there. It’s insane.

But what if I'm just into... John Doe?😁 Why bother messing around with all those complicated techniques when we could just go out and get ourselves a John Doe?😁 😁

Keith James812 said:But what if I'm just really into... unknown?😁Why bother messing around with all those complicated techniques when we could just go out and get an unknown?😁 😁

Oh, come on now! Seriously! It’s pretty obvious you don't quite get how to actually use your brain during sex—it's not that kind of attack... anyway, you'll see. The G-spot is basically child's play compared to this. The brain is like the ultimate G-spot (and then some!)

Brian Moore67 said:Give me a break. It’s pretty obvious you have zero clue how to actually use your brain during sex. That’s not even the kind of rush we're talking about... Besides, just wait and see. The G-spot is child's play. The brain is the ultimate G-spot—and then some.

Alright, alright, calm down... no need to get all worked up immediately. 😍

But seriously, that "give me a break" bit actually reminded me of something... do you think I could use that technique to influence my chicken's brain?😁 😁

Keith James812 said:Whoa, hey now! Chill out—no need to get all worked up right away... 😍

But seriously, you totally just gave me a flashback with that "not pooping" comment... which got me thinking—do you think if I used that same technique, I could actually mess with my chicken's brain? 😁 😁

Oops. What kind of weird kink is this anyway? Chicken brains?

Brian Moore67 said:Oops. What kind of weird fetish is this even supposed to be? Are we just losing our minds here?

No, wait, I actually meant more like how you could somehow convince them to stop making a mess all over the house 😁

Ahem... (dustypilot22 clears his throat with a certain sense of pride)
Keith James812, hey there—your inbox is all cleared out.

Keith James812 said:No way—I actually meant more like, how can you convince them to stop laying eggs all over the house!😁

Ah, okay, I get you now! So, back in the day, I spent my first six months working on a massive poultry farm out in rural Arizona (it was one of those big industrial setups)—but even then, I couldn't talk them out of it. We're talking huge operations here, like 50,000 chickens... and not a single one of them listened to reason. Actually, some of them did die—turned out they had intestinal blockages, which I only found out during the autopsies. And man, I had to perform those autopsies every single morning on the dead or sick ones just to make sure we didn't end up with a massive outbreak.

I mean, I’ve got all kinds of weird talents, right? 😬

Brian Moore67 said:Oh, yeah. I spent my first six months working in a massive poultry farm out in rural Arizona—it was part of some big agricultural collective—but I couldn't talk them into changing things. We're talking huge operations, like 50,000 chickens... and not a single one stopped laying. Actually, a few did, but it turned out they had intestinal obstructions, which I only found out during the autopsies. And get this: I had to perform those autopsies every single morning on the dead and sick birds just to keep the infection from spreading everywhere.

I’ve got skills, clearly. 😬

Wait, what???? 😍 😍 😍 😍
So why on earth did we waste all that time obsessing over those stupid sex stories? Honestly, fine, I’ll marry a hundred women, bring on the knives, whatever! I’d already completely given up hope on ever finding someone who wouldn't lose their mind over having chickens running around the house.😍

Keith James812 said:Wait, what??? 😍 😍 😍 😍
I mean, if that's the case, why did we even bother wasting our breath on all those silly old debates about sex? Like, seriously—fine, let's say I marry, maybe even a hundred women, knives, whatever! Honestly, I’d already pretty much given up hope on ever finding someone who wouldn't lose their mind over having chickens running around the house anyway 😍

And what about polygamy?

Brian Moore67 said:And what about polygamy?

Look, I already gave you my answer: a hundred wives... how many could you actually handle??? 😁

Keith James812 said:Look, I already told you—if there were a hundred women... how many could you actually handle??? 😁

Man, even 100 is too much... way too many. We'll have to negotiate that one.

But only chickens, okay? No turkeys. Seriously, turkeys are hands down the dumbest creatures on the planet—plus, they smell terrible... honestly, if you put them in a coop, they’d probably have to round off all the corners because they just follow the walls and are too dim-witted to realize they're about to slam right into them. No turkeys for me.

unknown said:I'm an extremist, my old man was a communist.
I swear on Jesus Christ I'll kill him!

Man, your file is totally corrupted or something, seriously...😁

Keith James812 said:Excuse me??? 😍 😍 😍 😍
I mean, why did we even bother wasting our breath on all those stupid conversations about sex then? Honestly, fine, I'll get married, marry a hundred women if I have to, bring out the knives, whatever... I'd already pretty much given up hope on finding someone who wouldn't lose their mind over having chickens running around the house 😍

Now you've gone and pissed off unknown.🙄

Kevin Collins said:Well, you totally screwed over unknown.🙄

pssst... I didn't screw him over. I have The plan... I'm just gonna dress unknown up like a giant chicken.😁

placebo said:pssst.. I didn't screw him over—I've got The Plan... I'm gonna disguise jalnuški as a giant chicken 😁

Seriously, what kind of kinks are we even talking about here? This is some next-level stuff you won't find in any manual... A bisexual group thing involving chickens and jalnuški dressed up as a hen? I have legitimately never heard of anything like this in my life. Does this whole scenario even have a name?

Brian Moore67 said:What kind of twisted kinks are we even talking about here... I mean, seriously, this is some next-level weirdness you don't see every day... A bisexual group thing involving chickens and some guy dressed up as a chicken wearing jalnuški... I've honestly never heard anything like it in my life. Does this even have a name yet?

That is some heavy-duty degeneracy right there.😁