I love you, Jalnuški...

Brian Moore67 said:A bisexual peer involving chickens and a jalnuški masked as a chicken. I’ve never heard of such a thing. Does this have a name?

It does. "The jalnuški goes out to party on Friday after payday."

Man, I can totally see it happening—just some jalnuški dude acting like that Gimp from Pulp Fiction, but wearing a giant chicken costume instead...

Feels like this whole thread is just a bunch of conservatives arguing with each other. 😁 😁 😁

dustyscout53 said:Man, this whole thread is starting to feel like a massive debate club meetup for nothing but right-wingers. 😁 😁 😁

So, what do you think—are we feeling like total chickens here? Should we go poll Keith James812 and see if he’s on board too?

Bradley Wells4 said:They really do. "The jalnuški go out to party every Friday right after payday."

😁 😁 😁

Wait, isn't Saturday the start of the big weekend rush right after payday?😁

Basta said:The occupation in twenty snapshots... ☕

Basta.. if I started putting high heels on chickens next time.. would you actually care then?😁

Keith James812 said:😁 😁 😁

Wait, doesn't Shabbat start on Friday right after payday?😁

It really depends on when work wraps up and what time of year we're talking about... though, honestly, jalnuški can be secular too.

shadowjackal88 said:It really depends on when the job wraps up and what time of year we're talking about... but jalnuški can definitely be secular.

Look, from a Jewish perspective, jalnuški is so incredibly secular it’s practically impossible to describe 😁 but please, don't go pinning everything on him... jalnuški was basically just an extra in a chicken costume. We all know who the actual star was and who was busy hypnotizing the entire crowd.😁

Basta said:Fishnet stockings? Seriously?

Sure, maybe... but not with my girl. My wife is a saint—loyal, steady, and stays true to me no matter what. 😎

Basta said:What on earth do socks have to do with being faithful? 😕

Oh, come on, just picture how you'd react to a sight like that... killer black high heels... long, elegant legs in fishnets... all ending right under some cute little lace on a rounded backside... 😁

Honestly, Basta, I don't think you'd even be able to keep it together. 😎 😁

Basta said:Hmpf, isn't that literally the whole point? Screw self-control if you can just pull the strings from behind the scenes... 😁

He’s just like my buddy back in Chicago 😁 used the exact same excuse to go absolutely ballistic at the local dive bar 😁

UmpaUmpa said:What kind of twisted kinks are we even talking about here? This is some next-level stuff—way beyond anything I’ve ever come across. A bisexual group scenario involving chickens and some guy dressed up as a hen? Seriously? I have never heard of anything quite this bizarre in my life. Does this madness actually have a name?

Yeah, it does. It's called "wasteland."

Man, oh man... we totally forgot to invite Critic to our little family gathering! I bet she's feeling super snubbed right now.