Witches Online: Pirate Edition

Alright, I’m giving a massive public shout-out to Lame Deer, the witch, and briskrider8 because they actually had me laughing until I cried. But hey, every silver lining has a cloud, right? Now I’ve gotta figure out something to deal with this stomach ache.😁

Even though I managed to crack a smile today, I’m still incredibly pissed off and honestly feel like choking someone.
If there’s someone in your life who just absolutely gets under your skin, you can discreetly hit me up via PM using the code "choking bare hand."

At this rate, I'll be running on empty soon.😁 😁

Honestly, I’d like to thank the same people 🙏 🙏 😁 😁 , for the laughs and the flights

The humor alone is keeping me going so I don't need anything else, but... someone could have actually been hurt today 😛

Paul Campbell3, seriously, who pissed you off?! Let's just put a hex on them...!😈

Scream

It doesn't matter, it really doesn't. The real issue is I can't tell if I'm more pissed off at that person or just at myself..😁 😁

I'm leaning towards the second one... man, being an artist is a rough road..😁

But honestly? With these bloodthirsty urges kicking in, I actually feel pretty okay..😁
If only there were a willing victim nearby..

Hmm, let me paint a picture for you: right now, I’d be dancing around a bonfire with a spear in hand, smearing myself in the hot blood of a freshly sacrificed fox, scrawling symbols on my thighs with charcoal, screaming my head off, and then finally sinking my teeth into someone's neck.. just enough to feel something..

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I can't believe I actually just wrote that..
Time to go toe-to-toe with myself..😁

Paul Campbell3 said:hm, if I were to paint a bit of a picture for you: I’d be dancing wildly around a bonfire with a spear in hand, smearing myself in the hot blood of a freshly sacrificed fox, scrawling runes onto my thighs with charcoal, screaming at the top of my lungs, and then sinking my teeth right into someone's neck... just enough to actually feel something...

All of that is just child's play.
If you truly want to get serious about getting even with someone (assuming we're talking about a man), just cast a few hexes so the guy ends up getting married.
Now that is genuinely nasty.😉🙂 😁

😲 😲 those bloodsuckers... 😁

Dammit, Alexander Parker69 is such a tool; the one who actually threw me off my game was that girl!🙂
I don't think I'm really feeling the whole marrying a woman thing right now...😁
So, yeah, I think I'm gonna play after all.😁 😉

Hmm, let me paint a more vivid picture for you: I’d be dancing around a bonfire with a spear in hand, smearing myself in the warm blood of a freshly sacrificed fox, scrawling sigils onto my thighs with charcoal, screaming at the top of my lungs, and then sinking my teeth into someone's throat... just to finally feel something.

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🙏 🙏 🙏

👍 👍 👍

Babyyyyyyyy!!!!

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...I’m not posting this just to play the victim here; honestly, I find the whole situation quite entertaining 🙂

Paul Campbell3, honey, you might think you’re just putting that victim to sleep, but honestly? You’re actually doing them a massive favor😁

Man, someone seriously nailed this 😠little shot
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If only we had more stuff like this 😛
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAghhhhhhh!
I'm just kidding; I’m gonna round you all up, line you up around the campfire, tie you to a stake, and snap your necks... and honestly? I'll love every second of it..😁 nice and slow..😎
Look, I won't kill you or anything—I just want to sip on a little bit of your warm blood, maybe catch a few drops..

It's like some evil spirit has totally taken over my body..😁 😁
Better call an exorcist, ASAP..😁

Oh, now we’re talking... you start by just barely tasting them with your tongue... those little beads of sweat breaking out from all that tension, or should I call it agonizing anticipation? Then... you creep up behind your victims in total silence and sink your teeth right into their necks... and step back in a complete trance, while the blood just drips, drop by drop... straight into those mouths you’ve forced open... honestly, I can already see their chests pulsing with excitement😁

There, one of them just jolted, a little twitch... looks like he loosened the rope... and listen to him screaming for you to tighten it back up😁😁

I can't quite make out who it is from this angle... is that...?.. hmm...?

Damn witches!😁

What I didn't even have the guts to put in writing in my last post just spilled right out of your filthy mouth...😁 😉

That sweet, metallic tang of warm blood slowly drying on your lips—that single drop hanging off your bottom lip, defying gravity for just one more second... you catch it with your index finger and bring it back to your mouth at the very last moment...

And then every single cell in your body just screams. Your palate sends the impulse straight to the taste center, which fires back to the palate and every other cell in your body. Eyes closed. And from some primal depth deep within your gut, there’s this roar from all those ancestors who danced around the campfire, bowing to Mother Earth and the raw energy of the flames—that orange-yellow glow that woke up the forgotten instincts of the hunter. It's about respect for the kill. Without that, a hunter isn't anything at all...

To all you wandering souls, lost and confused,

don't be surprised or waste your breath trying to figure it out
when the mystery begins to unfold before you.
Just tonight, especially under the cover of darkness,
take a quick glance through the window at the full moon...

Because even if your closest, most beloved one,
isn't a witch from some lonely little town,
she is a deep, sensitive, and mysterious soul—
a true, spontaneous woman, without a doubt.

V. 😉

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Thank goodness, today is Buffy's 😁 😁 😁 😁

Quote : Solaris said:Best of luck. Today is Buffy's 😁 😁 😁 😁

No one stands a chance against the witch,
not even the thin red line...
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boldsailor32.

Warlock said:There's no way a Witch stands a chance,
not with the Thin Red Line on her side...
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V.

That's exactly what I'm talking about! 😉

Can we finally settle this tonight? 😁 😁 😈

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Good grief!😲

What is wrong with people lately...🙄 😁 😈

Nah, they’re just playing around with those high-tech jet nozzles that spray all sorts of shady fluids 😛 🙂