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Witches Online: Pirate Edition

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Participants Matthew Lopez11AEdward Patel81Jack Harris3Sophia Fox38electricstag74slyviper47John Walker74boldsailor32Amanda Williams2hollowtrucker77Matthew Doyle73Jason Johnson4Alexander Parker69Elizabeth Miller8briskrider8Patrick Chase2Richard Miller5brightcobra22Thomas Mendoza5Paul Campbell3Sandra Thompson60Ryan Wilson2Carl Lee4 …
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
37 messages
joined Dec 2002
#141 ·
"When it comes to my physical self, I’ve treated it as an instrument of my own identity. I’ve trained it, made it supple and agile, and truly mastered its specific capabilities and strengths. Nature wasn't stingy with me, but she didn't just hand me everything on a silver platter either; I had to take what I was given and refine it to serve my ultimate purpose.

Because I am dedicated to this path, I felt entitled to seek out whatever tools were necessary. Naturally, I looked for the kind of aesthetic beauty that would command a man's gaze and hold his attention. But instead of relying on surface-level looks, I was gifted with intuition and imagination. From those gifts, I forged a unique brand of beauty all my own.

(.....)

I have never been, nor will I ever be, a "modern" woman. Don't get me wrongβ€”I don't hate fashion, and it certainly suits some people, but it simply isn't my lane.
Some argue that anything following a trend is artificial, merely a product of craftsmanship, but they couldn't be more wrong. People chase trends because novelty is inherently stimulating.
But I? I am the eternal woman, tapping into that ancient, archetypal feminine energy. I don't try to appeal to the conscious, educated mind that modern trends target. Instead, I speak directly to that primal, prehistoric instinct buried deep within every man's soul, and my allure is designed to be irresistible.

....... enough of this 😁 😁

That was written in what seems to be a sort of autobiographical novel by a certain mystic living in the early 1900s back in the States.

Honestly, I'm not entirely sure where the line is drawn between a sorceress and a witch... though I suspect the common denominator is that neither should ever act like a total bitch, even if they occasionally need to pull that card when the situation calls for it.

And as we can see, the distinction between a true female sorceress and a true female witch seems to be practically non-existent!
😁
brightcobra22 brightcobra22 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2003
#142 ·
That's wonderful πŸ™‚
Edward Patel81 Edward Patel81 Active Member
57 messages
joined Feb 2003
#143 ·
Madonna, honey, I’ve finally decided to see a plastic surgeon to get some
work done on my chest.

* Why not just try using some toilet paper instead??
* What on earth are you talking about?
* It's simple! Just grab a square of TP every morning and
pull it back and forth between them a few times.
* You seriously think that's going to make them bigger?
* Please. We both know that worked wonders for your backside.
Sophia Fox38 Sophia Fox38 Member
18 messages
joined Dec 2002
#144 ·
Good morning, good morning😁
Thomas Mendoza5 Thomas Mendoza5 Member
27 messages
joined Mar 2003
#145 ·
me!i!i!i- said:Anything that actually feels good tends to be addictive, and honestly, very few people reach for narcotics just because they want to feel miserable.

You might be surprised...

Sure, that "Black and White World" song is a classic, but at the end of the day, it’s just lyrics. Real life exists somewhere in the shades between black and white, and those extremes are actually the least common. Most of reality lives in the gray areas...

Some people just choose the lesser of two evils. A lot of folks are fully aware of how destructive drugs can beβ€”they really areβ€”it's just that... well, some people have much more damaging things going on in their lives.

Is it cowardly to run when you see you can't win? Or is it just being strategic? 😎

Mr. Pes said:If I see blood, I'll pass out, just so we're clear.

Then how on earth do you manage to survive all that? πŸ™„ 😁 πŸ™‚

Your head must be covered in bruises every single month. 😁
Patrick Chase2 Patrick Chase2 Member
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joined Mar 2003
#146 ·
Dulling the edge of those same old tired opinions, even when the whole world is screaming against you...
Knowing what the absolute truth is and refusing to budge...
Holding your ground through the storm and the thunder...
Clinging to yourself like a drunk clinging to a pier...

-supposedly, those are the hallmarks of maturity.

πŸ™„ 😁 😁 😁
Edward Patel81 Edward Patel81 Active Member
57 messages
joined Feb 2003
#147 ·
On a sadder note:

Witch and Snake have decided to leave Reddit for good. They left us in the hands of Witch on Lin, promising they’d return with some deep-dive content on the fundamentals, but we haven't seen a thing.

I just hope we can manage to keep the spirit alive that they built here, even though this place is losing its primary driversβ€”the real architects of free thought.

Maybe they'll make a comeback one day. Until then, I wish them nothing but the best.😒 😒 πŸ‘‹
Richard Miller5 Richard Miller5 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2003
#148 ·
Please, everyone, be careful with those kinds of accusations!
Most people here can definitely feel my presence 😁 --- just because I'm not typing away doesn't mean I haven't been watching and listening in other ways.
I promise I'll follow through on what I said very soon... so please, let's keep things civil and avoid spreading misinformation.
Patience really is a virtue!
Warm regards to you all!
boldsailor32 boldsailor32 Active Member
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joined Feb 2003
#149 ·
Snake's Kiss said:Be careful with those kinds of claims!
Most people can feel me lurking 😁 ---- just because I'm not typing doesn't mean I'm not here.
I will deliver on my promise soon... so please, let's avoid the anger and the misinformation.
Patience pays off!
Best regards to everyone!

Snake, after having the honor of meeting Eowyn, I am convinced she doesn't spread misinformation unless she's actually plotting something truly wicked. πŸ™‚

However, I think the timestamp on her post explains perfectly what the author intended to convey. 😁

V.

P.S. Those mushrooms from V. P. S. Lassanje were fantastic; I still think about them fondly. And Plenkovicev's take on Ross wasn't bad either...
Edward Patel81 Edward Patel81 Active Member
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joined Feb 2003
#150 ·
Heh. The Witch is at it again, right in the middle of the day!πŸ˜‰

A little sense of humor wouldn't hurt anyone.πŸ˜‰
Patrick Chase2 Patrick Chase2 Member
45 messages
joined Mar 2003
#151 ·
You said the truth was 😁 😁 😁

**************

By the way, if anyone feels like indulging in some experimental fantasy or just playing around with reality for laughs, come join me over in this thread

The truth about war in Iraq

Let's see how much we can lie while still making it look like art.

I started this stupid little thing that popped into my head earlier today... wondering if anyone else wants to practice writing these kinds of delusions... but in a way that looks as close to the truth as possible? πŸ˜‰ 😁

(I'm leaning on that "Spirituality" subforum subtitle--Freeform style πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ )
Richard Miller5 Richard Miller5 Newcomer
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#152 ·
πŸ˜• πŸ˜• πŸ˜• πŸ˜•

Anyway, I’m sending my best wishesβ€”as always!

P.S. To Mount Rushmore; thanks, manβ€”honestly, if you popped in to hang out here more often, I’d definitely be seeing a lot more of you!
boldsailor32 boldsailor32 Active Member
126 messages
joined Feb 2003
#153 ·
I plan on showing up more often to share a glass of wine with those who truly appreciate the finer things. πŸ™‚

boldsailor32.
Matthew Doyle73 Matthew Doyle73 Active Member
107 messages
joined Dec 2002
#154 ·
Nike said:you'd be surprised...

Yeah, "Black and White World" is a beautiful song, but it’s just a song. Real life exists in the shades between black and white, and those extremes are actually the least common. Gray is where most of reality lives...


Join the Army. You'll get plenty of chances to sing about black and white worlds thereβ€”I won't tell you why, I'll just let you be surprised.

Quotes:

some people choose the lesser of two evils... plenty of folks are fully aware of how destructive drugs really are, they truly are, it's just... well, some people have much more damaging things going on in their lives...


I ran away from the world by joining the military. Maybe I messed up a little, but it's still a smaller mistake than yours.πŸ™„

Quotes:

is running away when you see you can't win being cowardly? Or is it strategic? 😎
Both. Running is what distinguishes a soldier from an officer; a soldier isn't ashamed to avoid a front line, but a general is.

---------

Just figured I'd chime in here too. I won't be around much this weekend because I'm going to be all over the place.πŸ™‚
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
37 messages
joined Dec 2002
#155 ·
What... honestly, don't you dare try to pull that "I’m an expert because I served in the military" card now.😁
Matthew Doyle73 Matthew Doyle73 Active Member
107 messages
joined Dec 2002
#156 ·
They claimed I was acting like a know-it-all just because I’ve posted a lot, know everyone in this community, and served in the military... GOOD GRIEF, I am an EGOCENTRIC and I’m going to think I’m brilliant regardless of what anyone says πŸ˜›
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
37 messages
joined Dec 2002
#157 ·
Just a little joke πŸ˜‰ 😁...but honestly, your vocabulary is pretty much a perfect reflection of the time you spent over there
Matthew Doyle73 Matthew Doyle73 Active Member
107 messages
joined Dec 2002
#158 ·
Vacation_Mode! πŸ˜›

I absolutely live for those kinds of statements, like, "Listen, man, this isn't just a bold moveβ€”it's a total 'I don't give a damn' attitude!" πŸ˜› πŸ™‚
Paul Campbell3 Paul Campbell3 Regular
259 messages
joined Feb 2004
#159 ·
The Tourism Australia website gets hit with some seriously ridiculous questions. Honestly, I eventually just lost my patience and told the Aussies to stop bothering them with every little thing, and well... here's what happened.

A question from the United Kingdom.Does the wind ever actually blow in Australia? I swear, I’ve never seen a single drop of rain on TV, so now I’m wondering how the hell anything even grows over there...
Answer.We’re basically importing these plants fully grown, just sitting around watching them die on us. What a joke.

Question from the USA.Am I gonna see goats just wandering around the streets?
AnswerDepends entirely on how much you've had to drink.

A question from Sweden.I want to walk the distance from Seattle to New York City. Can I just follow the railroad tracks the whole way?
ResponseSeriously, that’s only 3,000 miles. Pack some extra water or something...

Question from SwedenIs it even safe to go running through the brush in Australia?
Answer.So, it turns out everything people say about you Swedes is actually true...

Question from ItalyI need names and addresses. Now. I need someone I can actually contact regarding that taxidermied porcupine. This is vital.
AnswerWe’re not touching this. Period.

A question from the United Kingdom.Does Australia even have ATMs? Can someone just shoot me a list of every single ATM in Miami, Key West, Mobile, and Savannah if they actually exist?
ResponseSo, what killed your last slave?

Question from the USA.Can anyone give me the lowdown on Nil horse racing in Australia?
ResponseAfrica is this massive triangular continent sitting right south of Europe. Then you've got Australia, that huge island sitting out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean where there isn't... well, whatever. Anyway, they hold Nile horse races every single Tuesday night down in Times Square. Entry is free for nudists, so just show up naked.

Question from the USA.Where exactly is north in Australia? Seriously, what kind of question is that?
AnswerHead south and then take a hard right. Give us a call once you roll into town and we'll shoot over the rest of the directions.

A question from the United Kingdom.Can I bring a steak into Australia?
AnswerWhy? Just eat with your hands, just like the rest of us.

A question from the USA.Can someone please send me the tour schedule for those boys?
ResponseGermany is that charming little country right next door, which is... well, whatever. Anyway, a bunch of boys get together to sing every Tuesday night in Times Square, right after the greyhound races wrap up. Just show up nakedβ€”it's free for the nudists.

Question from France.Do you guys even have perfumes over in Australia?
AnswerNo, WE don't stink.

Question from America.I’ve cooked up a new productβ€”basically a fountain of youth in a bottle. Where in Australia can I actually move this stuff? Any leads?
AnswerWherever you look, if there's a crowd of Americans, they're there.

Question from the United Kingdom.Can I wear high heels in Australia?
AnswerSo, you think you're some kind of British politician, huh? Is that the act you're going with?

Question from ItalyWhere exactly in Alaska am I going to find places where there are way fewer women than men?
AnswerYeah, specifically in the gay clubs.

Question from FranceSo, how do you guys handle Australian Christmas over there?
AnswerOnly on Christmas.

Question from Germany: Is there self-service in Australia, and can you buy milk all year round?
Nah, no way. We’re a peaceful civilization of vegan hunters and gatherers. Milk is illegal here.

Question from the US: Please send me a list of all the doctors in Australia who have rattlesnake antivenom in stock.
Listen, you snake charmers live in Americaβ€”that's where you're coming from. Every single Australian snake is non-venomous, totally harmless, and easy to tame. Period.

Question from the States: I've got a question about this famous animal from Australia, but the name is totally slipping my mind. It's some kind of bear that lives up in trees.
Listen, they're called jump-bears. That’s the name. They leap straight out of the branches and rip the brains right out of anyone walking underneath. If you want to stay alive, just cover yourself in urine before you even start your hike. It keeps them away.

Question from the USA: I was in Australia back in 1969 on military leave, and I'm trying to track down a girl I used to see when I was hanging out in Times Square. Can anyone help me out?
Answer: Sure, but you'll still have to pay by the hour.

Question from the USA: Will I be able to get by speaking English in most of the places I'm planning to visit?
Answer: Yeah, but you're gonna have to learn it first.

😁 😁 😁 😁
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
37 messages
joined Dec 2002
#160 ·
😈

Look, we’re all intimately familiar with the idea that 666 is the Number of the Beast. It's practically a cultural staple at this point. But I suspect most of you haven't actually looked into how deeply this number permeates everything else. Consider this:

Price of a product
Price of a product
Price of a product
Price of a product
6, uh... what was that number again? - Zip code
Zip code
Live Animals! One-on-one pacts! call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please
Route 666
666 F
666k
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First National Bank, $666 minimum deposit
i66686
666i
DSM-5
668

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