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Cable TV subscription Part II

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Elizabeth Price2 Elizabeth Price2 Active Member
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joined Feb 2006
#201 ·
Michael Perez5 said:Are you really trying to equate "receiving radio and audiovisual programming" with streaming over the internet?

Man, I think you've got things mixed up... those aren't apples and oranges... they're apples and airplanes... please, just try reading with a bit more comprehension. It's really quite simple...

Look, buddy, why don't YOU be the one to explain the actual difference between standard broadcast radio or TV—you know, the stuff you pick up via an antenna—and the content you stream over the internet. Go ahead, enlighten me.
mistybear10 mistybear10 Member
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joined Nov 2015
#202 ·
From what I know, PBS doesn't even stream their full lineup, so that comparison is totally off base.

Doubt they're streaming 24/7 either!

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Michael Morgan5 Michael Morgan5 Active Member
141 messages
joined Dec 2015
#203 ·
The whole thing about the radio is honestly the funniest part of this entire story. What kind of damn radio are we even talking about?
I don't have one in my house (unless you count my wife), and I've never once turned on the radio in my car—not even once.
On top of all that, I don't pay for any subscriptions, and I’ve certainly never had some collector showing up at my front door.
To be fair, though, finding my place isn't exactly easy.
Sometimes even I end up getting lost trying to find my way home.
vividranger8 vividranger8 Active Member
96 messages
joined Aug 2011
#204 ·
Elizabeth Price2 said:I'd just jump in here and add—technically, owning *any* device that can hop onto the internet (like a PC, a tablet, or even a smartphone, even if it doesn't have an actual FM radio built-in) falls under that whole "receiver" definition, which means you're also on the hook for the subscription.

Honestly, though? Along with all those rules, I think we should all start pulling out our cameras whenever they show up—since a camera isn't technically a "receiver"—to film the collectors. We should take a page out of the British playbook, where people used to totally mess with the BBC collectors. Seriously, once these guys see a camera pointed at them, they usually don't even bother trying to start a conversation!

Here's the link to the instructions (which I'm pretty sure is already pinned in this thread)

But how on earth can my computer be considered a receiver if:

a) It doesn't even have Flash player installed?
b) It's running on a dial-up connection?

So, I guess it's pretty much like how someone can totally stretch the definition of a "program"—well, I can definitely stretch the definition of a "receiver" too!
mistybear10 mistybear10 Member
13 messages
joined Nov 2015
#205 ·
I'm with you on this one.

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Michael Perez5 Michael Perez5 Active Member
81 messages
joined Nov 2004
#206 ·
Elizabeth Price2 said:Look, buddy, why don't YOU be the one to explain the actual difference between standard broadcast radio or TV—you know, the stuff you pick up via an antenna—and the content you stream over the internet. Go ahead, enlighten me.

I guess Slafko gave a pretty nice explanation there. You should probably read up on signals a bit more. An electromagnetic wave traveling through the air just isn't the same thing as a signal traveling through a wire. To me, that seems pretty obvious.
slycyclist342 slycyclist342 Member
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joined Jan 2016
#207 ·
Michelle Alvarez8 said:So why the shocker? You show up, drop something stupid, and then act surprised when—get this—Michelle Alvarez8 gets a little sassy with you. 😂
Don't post nonsense and nobody will be snappy with you. It's just simple cause and effect. 🙂


I have no idea where you read that I'm advocating for letting tax collectors into your home.
🙂 And yeah, you can talk on your phone right in front of a collector without any issues—I don't see the problem?
Even if they start grilling you about what kind of phone it is or if it has a radio receiver, you don't owe them a single word. You don't even have to say "hello" if they greet you.
🤷


Yeah, well, you think I'm playing dumb because I actually know what I'm talking about. Great. 😁 Just a second ago, you were quoting legal articles about receiving radio and TV signals, right? So, you turn on your TV and pick up signals without an antenna. Then you turn on your computer and... Windows boots up.
😁


The Public Broadcasting Act doesn't say anything about paying a fee for computers—you're just making things up now! wtf Quote 🤷

I'll bite—so what exactly falls under this "broadcast signal"? Here's your chance to school the guy who's acting like a know-it-all. Go for it. ☕

My phone doesn't have a dedicated radio tuner, but I listen to the radio through it just fine... modern miracles, I guess. 🙂

mistybear10 said:From what I know, PBS doesn't even stream their full lineup, so that comparison is totally off base.

Doubt they're streaming 24/7 either!

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As far as I'm aware, they stream the full radio programming 24/7.
And even if they didn't stream everything, it wouldn't change much.
There’s nothing in the law stating that if you can only catch half the program, you only pay half the fee—or none at all.
If you have the ability to listen, you pay.

Michael Perez5 said:I guess Slafko gave a pretty nice explanation there. You should probably read up on signals a bit more. An electromagnetic wave traveling through the air just isn't the same thing as a signal traveling through a wire. To me, that seems pretty obvious.

For starters, even the internet doesn't always travel through wires anymore. 😉

Besides, the law doesn't specify that the fee applies only to devices reproducing audiovisual programs via wire, wireless signals, or whatever else... it covers everything. The law is pretty straightforward.

If they prove you own a laptop or a smartphone, I'm fairly certain you'll be stuck paying the fee.

At the end of the day... even if you try to argue the distinction, do you really think a judge has a degree in electrical engineering and will actually care about those technicalities?

Whether the laws in America are logical, moral, or fair... well, that's a different conversation entirely.

Off-topic, but look at this: some high-profile guy gets sentenced to a year in prison for damages worth millions, and then they just swap it out for community service.
One day of jail becomes two hours of work.
That's how American laws work... moral, fair, and always looking out for the little guy. 🙂
mistybear10 mistybear10 Member
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joined Nov 2015
#208 ·
Give it a rest, you're getting old. It's beyond obvious you're just here on orders to spread fake news and lie to this country. 😉
No matter how you and your crowd try to redefine the FCC or broadcast fees, I'm not paying that tax. Go jump in a lake. 😬
That's it for me. I'm out!

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Michael Perez5 Michael Perez5 Active Member
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joined Nov 2004
#209 ·
slycyclist342 said:My phone doesn't have a dedicated radio tuner, but I listen to the radio through it just fine... modern miracles, I guess. 🙂

As far as I'm aware, they stream the full radio programming 24/7.
And even if they didn't stream everything, it wouldn't change much.
There’s nothing in the law stating that if you can only catch half the program, you only pay half the fee—or none at all.
If you have the ability to listen, you pay.

For starters, even the internet doesn't always travel through wires anymore. 😉

Besides, the law doesn't specify that the fee applies only to devices reproducing audiovisual programs via wire, wireless signals, or whatever else... it covers everything. The law is pretty straightforward.

If they prove you own a laptop or a smartphone, I'm fairly certain you'll be stuck paying the fee.

At the end of the day... even if you try to argue the distinction, do you really think a judge has a degree in electrical engineering and will actually care about those technicalities?

Whether the laws in America are logical, moral, or fair... well, that's a different conversation entirely.

Off-topic, but look at this: some high-profile guy gets sentenced to a year in prison for damages worth millions, and then they just swap it out for community service.
One day of jail becomes two hours of work.
That's how American laws work... moral, fair, and always looking out for the little guy. 🙂

Well, if that's how we're playing it... fine. I suppose they just need to prove we actually own any of that stuff. I really wonder what kind of magic trick they'll use to pull that off. 🙂
Michelle Alvarez8 Michelle Alvarez8 Regular
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joined Nov 2015
#210 ·
slycyclist342 said:My phone doesn't have a dedicated radio tuner, but I listen to the radio through it just fine... modern miracles, I guess. 🙂

As far as I'm aware, they stream the full radio programming 24/7.
And even if they didn't stream everything, it wouldn't change much.
There’s nothing in the law stating that if you can only catch half the program, you only pay half the fee—or none at all.
If you have the ability to listen, you pay.

For starters, even the internet doesn't always travel through wires anymore. 😉

Besides, the law doesn't specify that the fee applies only to devices reproducing audiovisual programs via wire, wireless signals, or whatever else... it covers everything. The law is pretty straightforward.

If they prove you own a laptop or a smartphone, I'm fairly certain you'll be stuck paying the fee.

At the end of the day... even if you try to argue the distinction, do you really think a judge has a degree in electrical engineering and will actually care about those technicalities?

Whether the laws in America are logical, moral, or fair... well, that's a different conversation entirely.

Off-topic, but look at this: some high-profile guy gets sentenced to a year in prison for damages worth millions, and then they just swap it out for community service.
One day of jail becomes two hours of work.
That's how American laws work... moral, fair, and always looking out for the little guy. 🙂

Yeah, seriously—it’s straight-up magic. 👍

So, get this—I spent the entire night capturing all my incoming network traffic using Wireshark. I got home, fired up the PC, disabled my firewall, checked if the PBS site was actually live by pinging pbs.org, launched Wireshark, and just let it run to catch all that incoming traffic.

Fast forward to the morning: I wake up, wash my face, grab a quick croissant in the microwave, and go to check the data. And... well, call it magic, because my computer didn't receive a single packet from the pbs.org domain. I was totally convinced I'd see a few gigs of traffic since PBS streams everything online! Honestly, I'm a little bummed the experiment failed.

I was already getting excited about having a reason to pay for a subscription, but nope—nothing to show for it. 😢
Sam Ramos85 Sam Ramos85 Active Member
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joined Oct 2012
#211 ·
slycyclist342 said:My phone doesn't have a dedicated radio tuner, but I listen to the radio through it just fine... modern miracles, I guess. 🙂

As far as I'm aware, they stream the full radio programming 24/7.
And even if they didn't stream everything, it wouldn't change much.
There’s nothing in the law stating that if you can only catch half the program, you only pay half the fee—or none at all.
If you have the ability to listen, you pay.

For starters, even the internet doesn't always travel through wires anymore. 😉

Besides, the law doesn't specify that the fee applies only to devices reproducing audiovisual programs via wire, wireless signals, or whatever else... it covers everything. The law is pretty straightforward.

If they prove you own a laptop or a smartphone, I'm fairly certain you'll be stuck paying the fee.

At the end of the day... even if you try to argue the distinction, do you really think a judge has a degree in electrical engineering and will actually care about those technicalities?

Whether the laws in America are logical, moral, or fair... well, that's a different conversation entirely.

Off-topic, but look at this: some high-profile guy gets sentenced to a year in prison for damages worth millions, and then they just swap it out for community service.
One day of jail becomes two hours of work.
That's how American laws work... moral, fair, and always looking out for the little guy. 🙂

Look, saying they "can" prove it is basically the same as saying nothing at all, unless you're some kind of criminal who actually signed something😉

How on earth am I supposed to prove anything?

What, am I supposed to have some undercover investigator show up and swear under oath that he saw it with his own eyes?🙄 I mean, we're talking about digital property that could vanish in the blink of an eye

What are they gonna do, film me or stalk me?
If they try that, they'll have more than enough evidence for a massive countersuit to get you fully compensated☕
Michelle Alvarez8 Michelle Alvarez8 Regular
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joined Nov 2015
#212 ·
While you’re waiting for the collector to show up, you can totally surf the web or chat on your phone—even if some jerk is staring at you while you do it. Why? Because both the laptop and the phone are company property. 👍
Michael Perez5 Michael Perez5 Active Member
81 messages
joined Nov 2004
#213 ·
Michelle Alvarez8 said:While you’re waiting for the collector to show up, you can totally surf the web or chat on your phone—even if some jerk is staring at you while you do it. Why? Because both the laptop and the phone are company property. 👍

Honestly, they don't stand a chance...🙂 I mean, maybe you could run into trouble, but really only if you aren't paying attention...
Taylor Roberts3 Taylor Roberts3 Newcomer
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joined Jan 2016
#214 ·
Since I'm pretty sure I'll be heading to court soon, I figured I should clear some things up first.

The infamous Section 34 (1):
Anyone who owns or
possesses a radio or television
receiver or any other device for
receiving radio or audiovisual
programming (hereinafter referred to
to as a receiver) within the territory
of the United States covered
by a broadcast signal is required to pay
PBS a monthly fee as established
under Section 35, subsection 2 of this
Act, unless otherwise provided
for by this Act.
Look, maybe I'm just being an idiot, but my argument in court would be that I actually own a TV. It’s an old model—doesn't have an antenna hooked up, nor do I own a digital converter box. In my book, that doesn't count as a TV receiver if it can't actually pick up a signal. Am I wrong here?
Along with the TV, I’ve got a high-end component amp with speakers and a deck, while the tuner is just sitting in the closet. Even though I don't use the tuner, I'm not tossing it; that'd tank the resale value of my hi-fi setup if I ever decided to sell it one day.
And then there's the smartphone, which technically has FM hardware built-in, but I deleted the app. I'm guessing it'd be best to mention that too, right? o_o
Also, that second part of Section 34, subsection 1 is bugging me. "any other device for receiving radio or audiovisual programming (hereinafter referred to as a receiver)." Why did they write "audiovisual" instead of just saying "radio and TV"? Does that mean if I listen to a song on YouTube, watch a short documentary, or even a comedy sketch, I've basically created my own audiovisual programming and now I owe them tax money?
Elizabeth Price2 Elizabeth Price2 Active Member
66 messages
joined Feb 2006
#215 ·
Alright, let's just sit tight and wait for our resident legal gurus (and apparently, world-class electrical engineers too!) to finally spit out some actual useful advice—maybe even something from Pollux if we're lucky. 🙂
Michelle Alvarez8 Michelle Alvarez8 Regular
299 messages
joined Nov 2015
#216 ·
So, we’re still waiting for you to finally break down that legendary portable signal, fishy. ☕
Elizabeth Price2 Elizabeth Price2 Active Member
66 messages
joined Feb 2006
#217 ·
Basically, any signal being sent through some kind of medium (if we're keeping it simple, anyway)—and in this specific context, I'm talking about the signals used to broadcast radio and audiovisual programs.

Happy now?

Alright, your turn.

What’s the deal with the word "untuned," and what exactly is this "famous second receiver" you keep bringing up?

🙂
Michelle Alvarez8 Michelle Alvarez8 Regular
299 messages
joined Nov 2015
#218 ·
Nah, I’m still not buying it. You haven't actually explained what kind of broadcast signal CNN uses to stream its programming over the web for any random computer to pick up. Empirical evidence just shows that such a signal doesn't exist on the internet—which is exactly what I’ve been saying from the jump! You claimed people have to pay a subscription fee for computers because they're covered by the signal, but I've already proven that isn't the case. So, at the end of the day, should there even be a fee for computer users or not? ☕
Elizabeth Price2 Elizabeth Price2 Active Member
66 messages
joined Feb 2006
#219 ·
Honestly, what you’re claiming is such a massive stretch—like, seriously—and if you ever actually end up in court over this (which, hey, I really don't wish for you!), good luck trying to prove any of that.

It’s just like me saying, "Hey, listen, I pointed my antenna in the complete opposite direction of the PBS transmitter, so there's zero chance I'm picking up their signal. I'm just watching stuff from Canada/Mexico/the UK/Italy (...)."

Or even: "I set my satellite dish up so there's no way I can catch the PBS signal (assuming I could even get it via satellite without some fancy decoder or subscription anyway). Screw all of them, I'm just here for Eurosport."

Or maybe: "I'm a DirecTV/Comcast user and my cable package doesn't include PBS channels (if a package like that even exists around here). In other words, I am receiving absolutely zero signal from PBS."

Look, there are a million excuses out there. But what you're stubbornly ignoring is the simple fact that you own a device that has the capability to receive the PBS signal. Just because you aren't actually catching that signal doesn't mean anything at all, and it definitely doesn't excuse you from paying the fee.
Did I write that law? Of course not. Do I agree with it? Heck no, probably even less than you do! But, like the user spirou pointed out, American laws are just the way they are—they're cooked up by the jokers sitting in Congress who were legitimately elected by the American people 🤷
And yeah, just because you're unhappy with my answer doesn't mean you get to dodge answering my questions, so please, do us both a favor and address them if you want to keep this conversation going. 🙂
Michelle Alvarez8 Michelle Alvarez8 Regular
299 messages
joined Nov 2015
#220 ·
Wow, talk about being defensive—is it really that tense just because I laid out the experiment and gave you the results? 😕

If you seriously think my computer didn't receive a single incoming packet from an NBC News domain, go ahead—run the test on as many machines as you want. Maybe then you'll realize what you actually wrote.

Save those strawman arguments about satellite dishes and broadcast packets for someone who's actually gullible enough to buy them. 👋

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