Bobby!

Grace Sanders24 said:That’s not it. I actually stopped dealing with that once I filled up my accounts at four different banks.☕

I seem to recall there was a thread about this on the forum once before, though I doubt it was yours. 🍿

Nicole Myers said:I remember there being a thread on the forum like this once, though I don't think it was yours. 🍿

Nah. I haven't started any threads like that. Only serious stuff, like this one right here. 🥱

Nicole Myers said:I actually saw some stats saying most accidents happen in the bathroom too...

From what I've read, the kitchen and the bed are the next biggest danger zones. 🤔

Grace Anderson3 said:From what I've been reading, the kitchen and the bedroom are actually the next most dangerous spots... 🤔

I once woke up with a leg that felt like I’d nearly sprained it right there in bed; I was actually dreaming about my leg hurting and having to make an appointment at the doctor's office. It turns out I somehow managed to tweak it while I was sleeping, which just goes to show how much can go wrong even when you're supposedly safe and sound in bed 🤷

Nicole Myers said:I once woke up with a leg that felt almost sprained while still in bed. I'd been dreaming that my leg was hurting and that I was headed to the doctor. Since I actually twisted it right there in bed, 🤷

Interesting... 🤔

I once had a dream that Andy Garcia was in bed with me, but when I woke up—he wasn't. 🙂

Grace Anderson3 said:Interesting... 🤔

I once had a dream where Andy Garcia was right there in bed with me—only to wake up and realize he wasn't. 🙂

The guy bailed 🙂

Good morning, Baby!😍

I’ve sat through a ton of her lectures already. 👍 She’s covered pretty much every topic you could think of, both before and after giving birth.

Around 2:00 AM is when I totally lost it over John.. 😍

So, how’s the Baby doing? What’s the vibe lately? What’s he talking about? What’s his style like? Favorite color? And how's the little guy packing? 🍿

Grace Sanders24 said:So how's the Baby doing? What's he up to? What's his deal?

The Baby is loud. He screams when he's hungry, screams when he's full (probably just gas or wanting more food), and screams whenever I try to change him... ☕

How does he dress?

https://i.postimg.cc/sxR6TQRn/IMG-20210906-132854.jpg

What's his favorite color?

The color of milk, obviously.

How big is his junk? 🍿

What kind of question is 🤣 🤣
I haven't measured, but I can tell when he's about to pee mid-change—I see the tension and quickly cover him with my hand so he doesn't spray himself or the room... man, guys, seriously...

Is that actually him in the photo? Because if it is, the guy is absolutely massive.

Hey man, I’m telling you, he’s gotta be at least 6'7".

Well, I did say he’d end up playing basketball 🥳

He is, and we'll just have to see if his choice actually pays off... Though I already know Josh is a huge basketball fan 😁

So, there’s actually a chance he might get a basketball from Santa for his first Christmas 🥳

It’d be perfect for harvesting olives. 🤣
Whenever there’s a basketball game on TV, my friend always chimed in with some comment about how this guy would be great at picking olives. 😬

Grace Anderson3 said:https://i.postimg.cc/sxR6TQRn/IMG-20210906-132854.jpg

Man, look at how much he's grown already. How did he even pose his legs like that? He looks like a tiny little Buddha, just bigger!😲
He’s gonna be a genius and a deep thinker, too.🙏

And the outfit is pretty dark too. I’m actually digging the white Jesus robe look!👍

Honestly, looking at the size of those hands, they could end up having a "reach" comparable to Pogorelić's or Lang-Lang later on. With that kind of caliber, there isn't really anything you can't play on the piano if you actually put in the work. Though, if you ask me, the hands look a bit oversized. I saw that with Pogorelić too—sometimes it looks like he doesn't even know where to put his fingers because they're so huge. 🙂If they ever decided to go into music, I’d suggest the double bass. It’s easier to pick up, more fun, and you'll find a gig way faster than a pianist would. 🥳

Anyway, there are a few classic jokes about bassists, and this one is a staple:

Some parents walk into a music school wanting their kid to learn an instrument, but they aren't sure which one. They want something that isn't overly complicated, something with a quick learning curve so the kid feels a sense of achievement relatively fast. So, they start talking to the director, and the dad asks, "How long would it take to learn the violin before it starts sounding musical?"
The director tells them, "Well, maybe about 5 or 6 years of intense practice and serious dedication."
They follow up with, "And the piano?" — "Oh, probably around 3 or 4 years."
They keep going through the instruments, and it always takes forever, until finally the dad asks, "What about the double bass?" To which the director replies, "Oh, that doesn't take long at all. Do you guys have anything else you need to get done around town today?" 🥳

Of course, it's not actually that easy; any instrument can be incredibly demanding and virtuosic 🥳

Look, Hans slipped up simply because he hasn't caught a wink of sleep in a week.
Grace Anderson3, you really need to set him up in a separate room if he's expected to work early in the morning.🧐