Kidney issues

I’ve got a little proposal for you!

Since Herbalife handles everything from occasional skin allergies and asthma to arthritis, chronic sinusitis, and bronchitis—and since I’m also dealing with Hashimoto myself—why don't you go ahead and prescribe me that therapy, mistybear4?
You can have a dedicated monitoring team made up of rustymoose54, Jose Miller3, nimbledriver81, and nimbleskipper13 track my progress and results.
I'll be back to 100% in no time, and you'll have a group of very grateful ladies bowing down to you!
Hopefully, it won't kill me first!
Of course, since this is basically a medical study, I'll be expecting a sample of that precious formula right away during the testing phase.
Once I'm healed, I'll be a customer for life!

jadesailor14 said:Once the dust settles, they're customers for life.

but mistybear4 knows there isn't an "after"...

either way—stay brave!!! 👍

count me in for the committee membership!

mistybear4 said:Here’s what I’ve gathered so far while diving into cellular nutrition. Hearing people's stories has really lit a fire under me to learn everything I can about health—especially how much damage an unbalanced diet can do to the body. Who knows? In four or five years, you might all be calling me "Doctor." After all, that's how long medical school takes, right? 😁

So, did you actually go to med school, or are you just specializing in heavy machinery?

mistybear4 said:I stumbled upon some testimonials online regarding menopause. I assume you all see the connection and similarities here? 😉 ) ..
Take a close look—there are even testimonials here regarding other health issues.

What’s the actual link between menopause and thyroid issues? Specifically, how does that play out in teenagers? 🙄

jadesailor14 said:I have a little suggestion for you.

Since I’m dealing with this whole laundry list of issues that Herbalife supposedly handles—periodic skin allergies, asthma, arthritis, chronic sinusitis, and bronchitis—plus my own struggle with Hashimoto, why don't you just hand over your therapy protocol to me, mistybear4?
Let rustymoose54, Jose Miller3, nimbledriver81, and nimbleskipper13 monitor the usage and the results.
I’ll be fully recovered in no time, and those ladies will be bowing down to you in gratitude.
Assuming it doesn't kill me first.

Maybe start by learning the alphabet and figuring out the difference between "food" and "medicine." 😉

About 2,500 years ago, the father of modern medicine, Hippocrates, said:
"Let food be thy medicine, and medicine be thy food."

So, look, Herbalife isn't a drug and it doesn't "cure" anything; it's food. The body uses food—specifically cellular nutrition—to rebuild itself and fix the deficiencies that caused the problems in the first place. It’s often less about what you’re eating and more about what you *aren't* eating, if you can wrap your head around that concept. 😉

jadesailor14 said:.
Of course, I'm expecting some kind of catch during the testing phase. This is supposed to be medical research, after all. Once it's done, I'll be a customer for life.

You'll be a customer for life eventually; you'll realize that sooner or later, whether it takes one year or ten. 😁
If we were actually talking about a clinical medical trial, maybe I'd buy into the idea, but since we're talking about food, there's an old saying for a reason:
"You are what you eat." 😘 🙂 😎 😁

Jose Miller3 said:but mistybear4 knows there's nothing left after...

Anyway—stay brave!!! 👍

Consider me officially volunteering for the committee!

Count me in too—on one condition: that MC stays off our backs FOREVER once this whole "therapy" thing is finally over.

Frank Alvarez8 said:Is there actually a link between menopause and thyroid issues? I’m curious if you see any connection appearing early on, like even in teenagers! 🙄

I’m actually super curious about that too!

mistybear4 said:First, maybe learn the alphabet and start figuring out the difference between what counts as food and what counts as medicine! 😉

Over 2,500 years ago, the father of modern medicine, Hippocrates, said:
Let food be your medicine, rather than making your medicine your food! I always say this whenever I'm meal prepping for the week.

Look, let's be clear: Herbalife isn't a medicine and it doesn't "cure" anything. Think of it as pure food! Your body uses those nutrients to focus on cellular nutrition, basically repairing itself from the inside out to fix the gaps that caused the issues in the first place. I’ve found that it’s not even about what you're eating—it's really about what you're *not* eating. It all ties together perfectly when you look at it that way! 😉

You’re going to be a customer for life—you'll realize that sooner or later, whether it takes one, five, or even ten years! 😁
If we were talking about some serious medical research, I might actually be on board, but since this is all about food, you know how it goes!
I always say, you really are what you eat! I was just reading this article about how much our daily meals shape our energy levels, and it totally hit home for me. My morning smoothie makes me feel like I can conquer the world, but one greasy burger later and I'm ready for a nap! 😘 🙂 " ... 😎 😁

Hold on a second! You mentioned that this is a dietary supplement, not actual food. I mean, you can't exactly grow Herbalife in a backyard garden or find it hanging around a farm somewhere!

I wouldn't bother with Hippocrates. But if you want to talk about Benedict Koturljevic, I'm all in—that's right up my alley!

At the end of the day, the consumer doesn't really care if you call it a supplement or a medicine, as long as it actually works! Based on the properties you just laid out, Herbalife definitely functions more like a medication.

That plan was put together so carefully by actual experts that we can definitely call it a legitimate medical study. I mean, what was I supposed to include instead—electricians, plumbers, and drywallers?

As for that latest offer... honestly, you can count me out. I just don't consider a processed powder to be actual food. Not by a long shot!
Feed me some BBQ and a cold beer, and I promise the little guy won't even remember his own name!

nimbledriver81 said:I'm totally on board, provided that MC stays off our necks FOREVER once this "therapy" is finally over!

Once you're done with treatment, you'll be chasing after mistybear4 and paying Herbalife in pure gold!

Frank Alvarez8 said:what’s actually the connection between menopause and thyroid issues, specifically when we're talking about teenagers? 🙄

Bravo, take a seat, ... 😁

It seems you always have to jump to some extreme conclusion just to feel like the smartest person in the room, don't you?
For an older woman, it's a bit late to be theorizing about what it feels like to be in a teenager's skin... 😁

nimbledriver81 said:Honestly, I’m down for it, provided MacEinstein stays far away from my neck FOREVER once this whole "therapy" nonsense finally wraps up.

So you want me to get off your back just to move somewhere slightly lower down the line? .. 😁

MacEinstein is having issues with women again 😬

Seriously, your insults are bottom-of-the-barrel... honestly, they just reek of low-brow toilet humor 😉

rustymoose54 said:Looks like MacEinstein is having trouble with women again! 😬

I wouldn't say it's a "women" problem, per se. It seems more like he's struggling with some physiological stuff.
I have a feeling that Herbalife might be messing with his circulation.

Come on, mistybear4, give us the lowdown! How exactly do thyroid issues tie into menopause symptoms?
It doesn't matter if we're talking about teenagers or retirees.

[QUOTE]Jose Miller3 says:


I'm in for the committee membership! [/QUOTE

Me too!!!! 🎉 🎉 🎉

Please, please... can I be the committee treasurer? Please 😈[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]nimbleskipper13 says:
[QUOTE="Jose Miller3"]

Count me in for the committee! [/QUOTE

Me too!!!] 🎉 🎉 🎉

Oh please, please... can I be the treasurer? Pretty please? 😈
No way.
Since I work in finance, I'm definitely the most qualified one here to handle the cash!

But you could totally be the president, given your medical background.
Who knows, I might actually need some emergency medical care after my treatment![/QUOTE][/QUOTE]

nimbleskipper13 said:Oh my god, please... can I be the treasurer for this committee? Pretty please with a cherry on top?? 😈

And me? I’ll be the one handing out the punishments once this whole thing wraps up—I’m gonna sit there and make sure they memorize every single page of basic chemistry and physiology straight from the textbook... chapter by agonizing chapter... 😈

polly said:I wouldn't say she's having issues with men. It seems more like physiological stuff.
Maybe that Herbalife stuff is messing with her circulation.

Like I said, it causes permanent brain damage. 😎

jadesailor14 said:1)....Hold on a second, you just said it's a dietary supplement, not actual food.
2)...I mean, you aren't exactly going to find Herbalife growing in some meadow out in Kansas, and you certainly won't find it in a barn.
3) ...At the end of the day, the consumer doesn't care if you call it a drug or food as long as it works. Based on the properties you listed, Herbalife is definitely acting like a medicine.
4)...The formula was carefully put together by experts, so we can pretty much treat it like a medical study. What did you expect, a bunch of electricians and construction workers designing this?
5)...And regarding that last offer... look, if you ask me, that sludge-like powder isn't food. Not by a long shot.
6...Just feed me some burgers and a beer instead, and kid, you wouldn't even know what hit you.

1 - there is also the meal replacement (protein shake) which helps nourish our cells (rather than just filling the stomach), and it's recommended at least once a day since being rushed and lacking time is the biggest enemy of a balanced diet and regular eating habits today.



https://www.herbalife.com/files/HL//...41US-45-06.pdf

2 - Yeah, right, because if it grew in a field, people would suddenly believe it's actually food? .. 😁

3 - Vitamin C isn't a drug, yet it helps when you have a cold... chamomile isn't a drug, but it still helps... etc... we're talking about wellness, not a clinical cure... 🙂

4 - You think they were chemists??? .. 😁

5 - That's just your opinion, though I'd love to see how you feel after drinking that "sludge," whether you'd actually be full or just hungry and restless.. 😉

6 - Hehe, no problem, but even you would notice the difference between someone living on nothing but cheeseburgers and someone using Herbalife .. 😎

jadesailor14 said:But you could act as the president from a medical standpoint.
I might actually need emergency care once this therapy session is over.

Fine, I'll take that deal!
And if I need emergency resuscitation equipment, I'll just grab an enema—though honestly, after this "therapy," I'll probably be leaking from both ends anyway... 🙂

rustymoose54 said:Einstein is having issues with women again 😬

Your critiques are honestly pretty bottom-tier—I mean, they're practically dripping with that cheap, low-brow toilet humor... 😉

But really, what else were you expecting? He lacks the intellect, he lacks the actual arguments... feel free to finish that list however you like.